Topic: I'm going to come right out and say it, I am attracted to transexuals. sorry for all the shitposting
spectacles started this discussion 2 years ago #110,024
you wanna know what's funny?
and it would only be LESS believable if YOU had been the one who AUTHORED it and were being SARCASTIC about the irony in it being true
- at least 1 person read the headline, was surprised by the title, and clicked on it wondering if this thread was supposed to be authored by them.
- everyone else read the headline, found it wholly unremarkable, and clicked on it wondering if this thread was supposed to be authored by precisely the same person you're thinking this bullet pointis supposed to be talking about.
- But, everyone knew this thread would be fake. Except your brains, who know, this thread doesn't have to be real for this thread to be really real.
- you clicked on it anyway just to find out if it's really actually
real.
- and, so that means, if you didn't -then this thread was supposed to be authored by you, and your brain was only surprised because you didn't write this thread. not that you
actually hadn't.
- and that's what makes it funny. because that means it
is. actually. true.
- and not one single person finds any of this the least bit ironic. because it's not ironic.
and it would only be LESS believable if YOU had been the one who AUTHORED it and were being SARCASTIC about the irony in it being true
👁️ 👃👁️
👄 👂🫱 - but, nope. it's exactly what everyone thought.
🫴 and this will only make you '''more''' obsessed. Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #1,226,299
Squeegee, how the fuck do you do that? I've read this over 9 or 10 times and it keeps making more and more sense.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,300
Expected Svet.
Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,305
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,310
I was expecting a M*tt schtickpost but instead I got whatever this was.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,316
How many of the anon trans topics are authored by you?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,318
Yeah I was honestly expecting Svet. What an end to the two-timing saga this would have been.
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,319
spectacles (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,320
@1,226,299 (B)
it's not my fault. like, you got superman, and you got Clark Kent. whenever superman is there, Clark Kent is missing. wherever Clark Kent goes, superman is sure to follow. the look the same. and they sound the same. At some point you have to acknowledge what's really going on there - Lois Lane isn't an idiot, of course Clark Kent is superman, she's seen Clark without glasses. but she's just keeping her mouth shut and playing along, pretending she doesn't know superman's secret identity. she KNOWS he has feelings for her, but he's superman! he has Laser beam eyes and his breath can freeze lava or start hurricanes, he nuts in her once and KABLOOIE.
that's not her fault. and, it's certainly not going to be his fault if she has anything to say about it. but, lets be real - everyone knows Clark Kent is superman, and Matt Miller is fucking obsessed with transgenders.
it's not my fault. like, you got superman, and you got Clark Kent. whenever superman is there, Clark Kent is missing. wherever Clark Kent goes, superman is sure to follow. the look the same. and they sound the same. At some point you have to acknowledge what's really going on there - Lois Lane isn't an idiot, of course Clark Kent is superman, she's seen Clark without glasses. but she's just keeping her mouth shut and playing along, pretending she doesn't know superman's secret identity. she KNOWS he has feelings for her, but he's superman! he has Laser beam eyes and his breath can freeze lava or start hurricanes, he nuts in her once and KABLOOIE.
that's not her fault. and, it's certainly not going to be his fault if she has anything to say about it. but, lets be real - everyone knows Clark Kent is superman, and Matt Miller is fucking obsessed with transgenders.
spectacles (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,321
@1,226,310 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
well, you're not wrong to have thought that. in a way ur totally right
well, you're not wrong to have thought that. in a way ur totally right
spectacles (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,322
@1,226,316 (F)👁️_👃👁️👂
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someone is way, WAY more obsessed with transgenders genders than even transgenders mid regendering gender worry about their gender or being transgender. that's not my fault.
Matt
(Edited 7 minutes later.)
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,323
spectacles (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,325
@1,226,305 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
@1,226,318 (G)
Matt sock puppets. he made like a dozen last night. don't worry, I've already worked out how his responses will go, and even chatgpt agrees -deny, deflect, cast aspersions, feign disinterest, claim to suddenly be too busy to post much for a while and bid adieu.
then, slowly like a petri dish swabbed with bacterial colonies a veritable flood of anons obsessed with transgenders and creep in one after the other, each more surly and mean spirited than the last. users named Paulo, and Grant will appear from thin air, threads and replies will begin to come in waves. topics will be abandoned and restarted over and over, as frustrated attempts to have them end "correctly" are thwarted by merely paying attention.
👁️ 👃👁️
👄🤚 👂- btw, he has definitely sucked off a transgender or a crossdresser. at least. at least.
I can break it down for you in terms of knowing the behavior of men and the pathological way they
express conflicted feelings. the most obvious are the low-empathy, entitled narcissists. they're
the first in-line to lie and manipulate, stalk and resort to pity to try and suck cock, and they are
always, always the first to join in and throw stones, abuse, or otherwise attack transwomen. and
the last to stop.
and when no one is looking, they're right back on grindr.
I was bullshitting about the responses I expect tho, lol. but I can say for certain, he's the type that suffers "cummer's guilt."
a deep seeded shame, and near panic kind of "fight or flight" that kicks in during the afterglow period of sex. it's a real thing. and it's dangerous as fuck.
when they say they gotta go, get the fuck back, avoid looking at them too long, don't try to walk them out, just be on the other side of the room. and lock them the fuck out.
they're addicts, sex and attraction are like drugs. they get big, big mood swings, personality swings, and this is not all from my experience. I've certainly seen it. and I've heard every girl talk about it too. thats who told me the phrase cummers guilt. she said it, and I rolled laughing. it's so true. completely fitting.
anyway. he just can't shut up about it, so I guess that's what we're doing now. just talking about what we know.
@1,226,318 (G)
Matt sock puppets. he made like a dozen last night. don't worry, I've already worked out how his responses will go, and even chatgpt agrees -deny, deflect, cast aspersions, feign disinterest, claim to suddenly be too busy to post much for a while and bid adieu.
then, slowly like a petri dish swabbed with bacterial colonies a veritable flood of anons obsessed with transgenders and creep in one after the other, each more surly and mean spirited than the last. users named Paulo, and Grant will appear from thin air, threads and replies will begin to come in waves. topics will be abandoned and restarted over and over, as frustrated attempts to have them end "correctly" are thwarted by merely paying attention.
👁️ 👃👁️
👄🤚 👂- btw, he has definitely sucked off a transgender or a crossdresser. at least. at least.
I can break it down for you in terms of knowing the behavior of men and the pathological way they
express conflicted feelings. the most obvious are the low-empathy, entitled narcissists. they're
the first in-line to lie and manipulate, stalk and resort to pity to try and suck cock, and they are
always, always the first to join in and throw stones, abuse, or otherwise attack transwomen. and
the last to stop.
and when no one is looking, they're right back on grindr.
I was bullshitting about the responses I expect tho, lol. but I can say for certain, he's the type that suffers "cummer's guilt."
a deep seeded shame, and near panic kind of "fight or flight" that kicks in during the afterglow period of sex. it's a real thing. and it's dangerous as fuck.
when they say they gotta go, get the fuck back, avoid looking at them too long, don't try to walk them out, just be on the other side of the room. and lock them the fuck out.
they're addicts, sex and attraction are like drugs. they get big, big mood swings, personality swings, and this is not all from my experience. I've certainly seen it. and I've heard every girl talk about it too. thats who told me the phrase cummers guilt. she said it, and I rolled laughing. it's so true. completely fitting.
anyway. he just can't shut up about it, so I guess that's what we're doing now. just talking about what we know.
spectacles (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,326
@1,226,323 (F)
not a single one is an anon trans topic. literally haven't brought it up once in almost 3 months. these are all my topics.
Matt.
not a single one is an anon trans topic. literally haven't brought it up once in almost 3 months. these are all my topics.
Matt.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,331
Ur becoming obsessed with Matt
spectacles (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,336
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,337
@1,226,326 (spectacles)
Why do you think Im Matt?
Also its fucking weird how many posts you make referring to yourself and calling yourself a he
Why do you think Im Matt?
Also its fucking weird how many posts you make referring to yourself and calling yourself a he
spectacles (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,340
@previous (F)
I have no idea who you are. I've been pretty clear about that with you anons i'm guessing or trolling or wrong. no clue. u tell me who u are, otherwise I start making shit up.
that's like the whole topic of this thread. baseless nothing from thin air, how it lands is not my fault.
and, in how many posts did I do that in? call myself a he? quantify how many posts equal "it's fucking weird" and suggest the solution to make bothering telling me a good use of time.
its fucking weird how many times you misconstrue my posting habits to imply responsibility for the actions of others. qty:twice now in this thread. solution: you could just not. (don't forget to actually respond tho, I'm calling you insincere and castigating)
I have no idea who you are. I've been pretty clear about that with you anons i'm guessing or trolling or wrong. no clue. u tell me who u are, otherwise I start making shit up.
that's like the whole topic of this thread. baseless nothing from thin air, how it lands is not my fault.
and, in how many posts did I do that in? call myself a he? quantify how many posts equal "it's fucking weird" and suggest the solution to make bothering telling me a good use of time.
its fucking weird how many times you misconstrue my posting habits to imply responsibility for the actions of others. qty:twice now in this thread. solution: you could just not. (don't forget to actually respond tho, I'm calling you insincere and castigating)
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,350
Anon F isn't Matt.
@1,226,337 (F)
90+% of the anon trans topics are Matt. I don't recall Squeegee making any (anon topics about it) in ages, if ever that I can remember.
@1,226,337 (F)
90+% of the anon trans topics are Matt. I don't recall Squeegee making any (anon topics about it) in ages, if ever that I can remember.
spectacles (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,355
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I knew you were a stand up guy, meta. I'm sorry for being a bitch towards you, I know I have been. I won't make excuses, I'm sure what's apparent is evident, I'll be more respectful towards you going forward. I hope we can avoid unnecessary conflict between us, I've got nothing against you, and I appreciate you representing me fairly despite my last interactions with you being combative and rude from my end.
and I'm glad I got a chance to say this to you
I knew you were a stand up guy, meta. I'm sorry for being a bitch towards you, I know I have been. I won't make excuses, I'm sure what's apparent is evident, I'll be more respectful towards you going forward. I hope we can avoid unnecessary conflict between us, I've got nothing against you, and I appreciate you representing me fairly despite my last interactions with you being combative and rude from my end.
and I'm glad I got a chance to say this to you
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,227,086
I'm making a stand. I'll quickly bump all the anon trans topics, and one of the mods will mistake it for a flood of new topics and delete them all! In the back channels, the mods will all agree that I deserve a permanent gold star but tteh will have forgotten how to enable the code.