Topic: I fucked the green M&M
Tucker Carlson started this discussion 2 years ago #110,020
She melted in my mouth.
desoxyn !B7kF8a8wdo joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 days later[^] [v] #1,227,059
Tucker Carlson and a green M&M,
Who would have thought they'd be a perfect gem?
They went on a date and had a blast,
Even though some thought it was quite abstract.
Tucker was suave with his bow tie,
While the green M&M had a sparkle in her eye.
They talked about politics and candy too,
And realized they had more in common than they knew.
As the night came to a close,
They both knew they wanted more than just a rose.
Tucker asked the green M&M out again,
And she said yes with a big green grin.
So now they're seen all around town,
A strange pair, but never with a frown.
Tucker Carlson and a green M&M,
Who knew they'd be each other's favorite gem?
Who would have thought they'd be a perfect gem?
They went on a date and had a blast,
Even though some thought it was quite abstract.
Tucker was suave with his bow tie,
While the green M&M had a sparkle in her eye.
They talked about politics and candy too,
And realized they had more in common than they knew.
As the night came to a close,
They both knew they wanted more than just a rose.
Tucker asked the green M&M out again,
And she said yes with a big green grin.
So now they're seen all around town,
A strange pair, but never with a frown.
Tucker Carlson and a green M&M,
Who knew they'd be each other's favorite gem?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,227,135
