Minichan

Topic: Guess where I am, comrades.

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #109,908

Externally hosted imageNot quite taking a shit in the office, but still.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 22 seconds later[^] [v] #1,225,486

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Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,488

Russia?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,490

Externally hosted image@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Aye lad. Finished work early so I'm taking a leisurely stroll home through the Catherine Park.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,491

Hi Joshy!

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 2 years ago, 30 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,492

@1,225,490 (A)
Looks cold. Its spring here and a bit more mild.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,495

@1,225,490 (A)
TIL minichan is so popular in Russia that one of our most prominent users has a park named after her! Does it contain any mention of her creative writing?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 16 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,496

@1,225,492 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
About 5 or 6 degrees today, not too bad. The snow fully melts away around April here.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,497

@1,225,495 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> TIL minichan is so popular in Russia that one of our most prominent users has a park named after her! Does it contain any mention of her creative writing?

Huh, I never thought about that. No, it's not named after our very own Catherine, it's in honour of another basket case (and reputed lover of horses):

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_Park

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,498

Externally hosted imageIn the supermarket. Pondering throwing a few rubles at Scotland's economy for my evening tipple.

Have a good afternoon/evening everyone!

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,503

@previous (A)
Also get some peepee to eat, Joshy!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,508

@previous (C)
lol

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,526

Took a shower and now have a clean arse

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,528

@1,225,490 (A)
> Catherine Park

This was one of our users after he transitioned and married a korean for a year.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,533

@previous (F)
lol

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,628

@1,225,498 (A)
Are you Nochridrie-clannal?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,647

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
There's a little Nochridrie-clannal in all of us.

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,648

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
The Nochridries are Indian Dravinids (and no, I very deeply scorn the dishonesty their so-called Tsareo-Teutonic eugenic integrity; besides, they're, like the rest of us, part-Mongoloids; there were no non-Mongoloids after the Caucasoid genocides of the 80s), I just hate when people try to advertise Scotland or even Britain as not merely the post-Tunmyen river extension of the now-split Rason S.A.R. from the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,649

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)

> I just hate when people try to advertise Scotland or even Britain as not merely the post-Tunmyen river extension of the now-split Rason S.A.R. from the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

I feel you. It's my #1 pet peeve when people do that.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 42 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,650

@1,225,648 (!MLHqI35Srs)
By the way, no joke, I've actually been to North Korea.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,651

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What was it like? Any fun anecdotes?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,653

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Not really. It was a 2 day heavily controlled 'business' meeting and you see basically nothing except the insides of transport vehicles and offices. You certainly can't say you've seen the country itself. But it wasn't intimidating or especially weird. I actually think the 'tourist' experience (with the zealous guards/guides and the bombardment of nationalistic imagery and pageantry) is probably a lot stanger than what I had.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,654

Externally hosted imageHaving a nutritious bite to eat in Russia's rebranded McDonald's.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,655

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,660

@1,225,654 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
How is it compared to the original? Is there anything especially different?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,661

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's exactly the same, only the packaging is different. The agreement with McDonald's stipulates that they have to use McDonald's own food/recipes.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,662

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Western cultural hegemony is the strongest force in the history of mankind goddamn.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,663

Externally hosted image@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Certainly is. Despite (per CNN) "crippling Western sanctions that has seen Western companies flee Russia", my local supermarket's whiskey section is still wall to wall Western brands. I don't get it.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,664

More seriously though, the McDonald's fiasco is one of the most representative examples of the sheer idiocy of these supposedly "crippling sanctions".

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,666

@1,225,663 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I mean the Russian government is obviously going to make sure the effects of the sanctions are as minimal as possible within Moscow. Is the story the same if you go out into the boonies?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,667

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well firstly I'm not in Moscow, but frankly yes, the situation is the same everywhere. I base this on my own experience. My wife has family who live in a Siberian shithole near Orenburg and they say everything's the same over there too. And on my travels throughout Russia since last February I've seen no real changes. Amusingly, some things are even cheaper than before the invasion, such as cinema tickets to the latest Hollywood films (because Russia simply doesn't pay for licenses or royalties anymore). As Troll-in-Chief Dmitry Medvedev put it:

"Enemy countries do not have the courage to admit that their ‘hellish’ sanctions have failed miserably. They do not work. Industrial products and consumer goods were replaced by parallel imports, from which we get the same Western brands, and their owners get nothing”.

To be clear, Russia would prefer not to live under the sanctions, because logistically they're sometimes a pain in the arse to circumvent. But they have not had anything like the effect imbeciles like Janet Yellen keep saying they have.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,668

In fact they frequently have the effect of damaging Western industries...

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/17/us/politics/russia-us-airlines-ukraine.html

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,671

By the way I've decided that henceforth I will be using this thread to take you all on my various travels around Russia. I'm supposed to be in Moscow soon so I'll take my "Privet Minichan" paper with me and show you all the sights.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,672

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> By the way I've decided that henceforth I will be using this thread to take you all on my various travels around Russia. I'm supposed to be in Moscow soon so I'll take my "Privet Minichan" paper with me and show you all the sights.

Thank you.

Anonymous I double-posted this 2 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,673

@1,225,667 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Do they have Abatap 2 in theaters?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,675

@previous (I)
If you mean Avatar 2, yeah, it's the most popular film here right now.

Anonymous I replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,676

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> If you mean Avatar 2, yeah, it's the most popular film here right now.

Yep, I wonder how much bigger the sales figures would be if Disney didn’t boycott Russia.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,677

@previous (I)
Disney is a highly moral company with progressive values. See for example the blurry nanosecond-long lesbian kiss in The Rise of Skywalker, which they helpfully aided the Chinese market in removing for their audiences.

The biggest losers here are Netflix. Every Russian I know had an account with them, but since they (were forced to) pull out "for ethical reasons", everything is just pirated on our version of Facebook now. Russia gets all the shows, Netflix gets fuck-all in return.

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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,678

@OP

> Anonymous A

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> Father Merrin

🤔

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,690

Don't forget to pick me up a postcard or fridge magnet.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,691

@1,225,654 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Surprised at the opening hours. Even my local McDonald's isn't open 24/7 anymore. That's funny.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,692

@1,225,690 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

> pick me up a postcard or fridge magnet.

Will do!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,693

Externally hosted imageI live very close to the Wagner PMC's headquarters. I propose a challenge to Svet, since he's not gonna do the spud thing. I'll take a shit inside the Wagner bogs if he craps somewhere equally daring in London.

Father Merrin !IeCiXiVD4Q joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,705

@1,225,690 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I done picked it up m8, what address do I send it too?

Anonymous L double-posted this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,707

Disregard this post.

(Edited 56 seconds later.)

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,713

@1,225,693 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I will literally crap on Jeremy Corbyn's door step if you shat on Wagner's door step and stick a Ukrainian flag in it.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,714

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
That might be a little too risky but I'll do some reconnaissance work nonetheless.

Anonymous I replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,751

@1,225,713 (Erik !AltRitexT6)

> I will literally crap on Jeremy Corbyn's door step if you shat on Wagner's door step and stick a Ukrainian flag in it.

I bet if Corbyn had been PM the UK would have a diff posture towards the Russia Ukraine conflict

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,795

@previous (I)
Yeah, the UK would have sat back and done nothing. Corbyn is a useful idiot.
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