Topic: Work Question

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #109,895

When going to work do you carry a briefcase?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,225,438

I work from home.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,439

@previous (B)
What do you do?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,440

@previous (C)
I take phone calls for a power company in Louisiana. It's not glamorous.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,444

No. I carry a messenger bag.

Anonymous D double-posted this 2 years ago, 26 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,445

@1,225,440 (B)
Meals?

spectacles joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,448

what is this, the 1970s? what do you keep a lot of Xeroxes in your pod next to your 12 pound rolodex of important contacts on alphabetically labeled note cards? "a briefcase," lol. does this drive you crazy every day too?

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,449

@previous (spectacles)

spectacles replied with this 2 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,868

@previous (D)
what? oh, okay, miss messenger bag. 2004 called and they want their Motorola razor back. Messenger bag... probably just carrying your copy of Cosmo in there next to your day planner. is your messenger bag sleek black, like all black, hi-tek nylon? how many key rings full of keys does it fit? all of them and your black rimmed raybans too? neato. I heard Armani exchange is having a sale on 200 dollar jeans. put that message in your messenger bag. yeah, they're ALL low-rise flare leg. obviously.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,869

@previous (spectacles)
Messenger bags have been around since Ancient Greece, you mora.

spectacles replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,870

truth be told I actually still have a few pairs of low rise flare leg Armani exchange jeans... and guess what's back in style 20 years later? yup. so now I can't wear them. I dont follow trends. I wore them last summer when high waist skinny jeans were out of style and midrise wideleg jeans were so trendy. and my vintage camel toe jeans have the texture of a ripe peach and fit like latex.

so. yeah. if I had a Motorola razor still I'd totally flip that out constantly and be amazing for the devil-may-care retro vibe. smartphones... what do you have to suddenly use the internet all the time or something? gotta post to put on insta? better hurry.

spectacles double-posted this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,871

@1,225,869 (D)
Y'all. You know I'm just kidding with you right? I am transgender after all. I'm the last person who would seriously give anyone a hard time over their personal style choices. I usually wear jeans that have dried oil paint all over them. Yeah, I mean it does look cool but it's not a fashion statement. Not for like another 20 years at least.

So calm down. Oh. I need to get my ostrich skin boots out this summer. I'm glad I apologized. You're forgiven too.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,875

briefed case

spectacles replied with this 2 years ago, 49 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,878

@previous (boof)
Probably

Minichan