Topic: FAO Jump
Ghadmindy !f0eFrsAqV6 started this discussion 15 years ago #10,976
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT
As you probably know, I'm preparing for my voyage to Rwanda where I will teach starving children. I've heard of your own personal plans, and I encourage you to reconsider. BUT if you decide to go through with them, would you consider putting my RWanda effort in your living will? I'm specifically interested in any of your electronics, as those will be easiest to liquefy. Please let me know if you need any personal details from me to make this happen. [email protected]FAO mods: Contact sim before taking any action, per his request. Thanks.
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Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #196,062
Inb4 ban
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,070
kill yourself
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,075
I just wanna know if this is really DM.
Ghadmindy !f0eFrsAqV6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,076
I ask a very simple question and you all come out of the woodwork to spew your hatred. You are all so obsessed with me LOL.
!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,077
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protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,080
@OP
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.
WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.
HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.
PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.
WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR CLEMENT OKON
NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.
WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.
HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.
PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.
WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR CLEMENT OKON
NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,082
Ghadmindy !f0eFrsAqV6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,083
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,084
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,085
@OP
Welcome!
Welcome!
!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,088
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The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #196,144
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SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,188
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Reported for child pornography.
Reported for child pornography.
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,210
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oh god what the fuck
oh god what the fuck
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,213
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,217
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
But why.
Why would someone post that.
If only we were still in the days of 2hot4canada
But why.
Why would someone post that.
If only we were still in the days of 2hot4canada
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,220
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The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,306
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Picture of a baby that had liquid shit. It was wearing a nappy but was covered in light brown gloopy shit all over.
Picture of a baby that had liquid shit. It was wearing a nappy but was covered in light brown gloopy shit all over.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,310
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,314
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,318
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,355
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,385
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,585
Too late, im afraid. jump is dead.
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,676
Way to pussy out and let him back Sim.
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,700
Anonymous T double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,701
sim !!668fTyn84 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,702
@196,676 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
> Implying I banned him to begin with (not hat I didn't support it).
> Implying I knew about this thread until just now.
> Implying you're not a limey dole scrum twat.
> Implying my chav friends will not merk you.
> Implying I banned him to begin with (not hat I didn't support it).
> Implying I knew about this thread until just now.
> Implying you're not a limey dole scrum twat.
> Implying my chav friends will not merk you.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,703
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,704
@196,702 (sim !!668fTyn84)
> FMJ bullets
Laughinggirls.jpg
Also, ban fatfuck again, please?
> FMJ bullets
Laughinggirls.jpg
Also, ban fatfuck again, please?
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