Topic: I committed several felonies this month
protip !!pMmAiEwOm started this discussion 15 years ago #10,974
Ask me anything
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #195,992
If you were to be charged with every crime you've ever committed, how long would you be in prison?
LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #195,993
Are they the interesting kind of felony, or just federal drug law violations?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #195,994
Are you bald?
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #195,995
What pattern of plaid is your favourite plaid shirt?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #195,998
@195,992 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
My reckless driving as a minor might add up, but then… I was a minor and there was no property damage or loss of life.
@195,993 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
The latter. It was actually quite uneventful.
My reckless driving as a minor might add up, but then… I was a minor and there was no property damage or loss of life.
@195,993 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
The latter. It was actually quite uneventful.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,001
@195,994 (D)
–ing
@195,995 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
My medium-width tartan of white, grey, and orange.
–ing
@195,995 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
My medium-width tartan of white, grey, and orange.
LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,003
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,004
Reid, what is the meaning of life?
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,007
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,008
@196,003 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
Possession of amounts far below the threshold of “distribution.â€
Giving away (“distribution without considerationâ€) amounts below the (state) thresholds for misdemeanors.
Crossing three state lines. (whatever that is called)
Possession of amounts far below the threshold of “distribution.â€
Giving away (“distribution without considerationâ€) amounts below the (state) thresholds for misdemeanors.
Crossing three state lines. (whatever that is called)
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,009
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,011
Did commit these heinous acts alone or in the presence of other known felons?protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,012
@previous (G)
I was unassisted and I don’t make a habit of asking people about their criminal histories.
I was unassisted and I don’t make a habit of asking people about their criminal histories.
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,013
Do you know the muffin man?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,015
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,016
Do you know the muffin mare?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,018
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,019
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #196,067
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #196,073
@196,008 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)> Possession of amounts far below the threshold of “distribution.â€
> Giving away (“distribution without considerationâ€) amounts below the (state) thresholds for misdemeanors.
Do you have an onion link for any of those?
> Crossing three state lines. (whatever that is called)
Did you know the children or were they complete strangers you picked up?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #196,074
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,078
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,205
For those playing along at home…
1. Do your research—find out exactly what amounts are used for thresholds and whether there's a difference for selling or giving
2. Grind the weed consistently
3. Roll it into standard-length papers with filters, using a rolling machine for consistency
4. Align the joints in the same direction within a pocket-size, smell-containing case
5. Wear a fashionable, well-fitted blazer jacket that coordinates with a respectful business casual outfit; place the case in the suit jacket with a lighter
6. Play the part of a dignified, successful man by wearing a decent watch, being well-groomed, speaking clearly, making eye contact and acknowledging the authority of the TSA
7. Send the jacket through the xray with your belt and shoes
8. Carry a laptop bag with pens, notepads, pills, paperwork, business cards, and the regular items of a businessperson
9. Include a balanced set of clothing and toiletries in your carry-on
10. ???
11. Blend in like a boss
Bonus round: move the case to your laptop bag after security—your body heat can cause the case to leak odor if left in a jacket pocket.
1. Do your research—find out exactly what amounts are used for thresholds and whether there's a difference for selling or giving
2. Grind the weed consistently
3. Roll it into standard-length papers with filters, using a rolling machine for consistency
4. Align the joints in the same direction within a pocket-size, smell-containing case
5. Wear a fashionable, well-fitted blazer jacket that coordinates with a respectful business casual outfit; place the case in the suit jacket with a lighter
6. Play the part of a dignified, successful man by wearing a decent watch, being well-groomed, speaking clearly, making eye contact and acknowledging the authority of the TSA
7. Send the jacket through the xray with your belt and shoes
8. Carry a laptop bag with pens, notepads, pills, paperwork, business cards, and the regular items of a businessperson
9. Include a balanced set of clothing and toiletries in your carry-on
10. ???
11. Blend in like a boss
Bonus round: move the case to your laptop bag after security—your body heat can cause the case to leak odor if left in a jacket pocket.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,211
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,214
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #196,216
@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Ah, too bad, I was going to send you literally a lifetime (years and years worth at least) supply of papers.
Ah, too bad, I was going to send you literally a lifetime (years and years worth at least) supply of papers.