Notice: You have been identified as a bot, so no internal UID will be assigned to you. If you are a real person messing with your useragent, you should change it back to something normal.

Minichan

Topic: Does anyone here speak French?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #109,700

Externally hosted imagewhat does it say?

why is there a crackpipe?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later[^] [v] #1,224,352

This is not a crackpipe

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,355

Externally hosted imageIt's a parody of this famous painting, which says "This is not a pipe". The joke being that it's a painting of a pipe, not an actual pipe.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,441

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
This is not a minichan post

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,485

omelette du fromage

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,488

Je ne parle pas français, mais je connais une intelligence artificielle qui peut le faire.

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,225,349

The person does not have a fyucking crack-pipe.
That's at my 'mint; which is actually exceeding leave some 3 grades.
At my s'a'tar (where I've to slap myself to feel encofode a solid scam), it's that there's fuck all allowable to the substance the purity the pipe.

Look, how pre-visticured is your grade above C? It's wrong; you fucking U* fraud.@1,224,355 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
@1,224,355 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,970

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,302

Nobody here speaks French. One user pretends to, however.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,377

@1,311,970 (G)
Why does that man’s hat cast such a long and narrow shadow?

Why is there a disembodied leg behind the chair to the left? Why is the disembodied leg wearing pants?

Why is the man reading a book on top of another open book?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,384

Fucking fuckity fuck fuck
Dick cock sucking ass bitch

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 44 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,395

@1,312,377 (I)
> Why does that man’s hat cast such a long and narrow shadow?

The hat does not cast that shadow, it's the bump-out shelf blocking the light.

> Why is there a disembodied leg behind the chair to the left? Why is the disembodied leg wearing pants?

The back of the chair has a textile covering that might look like a part of leg from this perspective.

> Why is the man reading a book on top of another open book?

He is a voracious reader who frequently references a dictionary while reading new books.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 56 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,396

@previous (G)
And the shelf is melting, along with the books in it.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,397

@previous (K)
No, the shelf is static but has a slope to it. The tallest books are on the left.

Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,398

@previous (G)
There’s also a mysterious light source behind the books in the shelf to the left.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,401

@previous (K)
His den is divided by that shelf, it's not the wall of the room. The light source is lamp from the other part of the room.

Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 49 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,402

@1,312,395 (G)

> The back of the chair has a textile covering that might look like a part of leg from this perspective.

It’s a floating leg attached to nothing.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,404

@previous (K)
No, it's the backside of a chair. The seat of the chair is farther from the camera, and too low to be visible in the image.

Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,405

@previous (G)
Are we looking at the same picture?

Anonymous K double-posted this 1 year ago, 55 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,406

@previous (K)
And what’s wrong with the armrests?

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,407

@1,312,405 (K)
Yes, there is are two chairs there. One uncovered, and behind it there is another chair covered with a shirt or jacket.

Anonymous G double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,408

@1,312,406 (K)
The design was for lectures so that pupils could put some of their weight on the chair without enough to rest their heads comfortably. The chairs are unpopular, but keep the class awake.

Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 34 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,409

@1,312,407 (G)
I only see one chair in the cropped photo.

Post a copy of the cropped photo with each chair labeled.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,410

@previous (K)
> I only see one chair in the cropped photo.
That's because only the back of the other is in that frame of the shot, but it has been obscured by a piece of clothing that is placed on it.

> Post a copy of the cropped photo with each chair labeled.
What do you need labeled? I've already told you the "leg" is the back of a chair that has clothing on it.

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,412

@previous (G)
So you can’t label the picture?

Okay, thanks. That’ll be all.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,413

@previous (K)
I am asking you why you want me to draw a red circle around the "leg" when there was never any question about what part of the picture you were referring to.

Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,414

@previous (G)
So you can’t label the picture?

Okay, thanks. That’ll be all.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,415

@previous (K)
won't*

Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 16 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,416

@previous (G)
So you can’t label the picture?

Okay, thanks. That’ll be all.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,445

@1,312,377 (I)

> Why does that man’s hat cast such a long and narrow shadow?

The shadow is cast by the shelf above his head. It is long and narrow, and therefore so is the shelf.

> Why is there a disembodied leg behind the chair to the left? Why is the disembodied leg wearing pants?

The man in the picture is a vicious murderer. He has recently finished dismembering his latest victim and is taking a breather before carrying the leg away. Legs are very heavy.

> Why is the man reading a book on top of another open book?

It's called double dipping. You read two books at the same time, alternating paragraphs.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,514

@1,312,302 (H)
I do speak it, Lynne.
:

Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.