Topic: My Portuguese girlfriend is coming over today for the first time

Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 3 years ago #109,677

I'm having to carefully hide the belongings of my Zimbabwean girlfriend but remember to put them back so she doesn't surspect anything later.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,224,225

Svet, I mean this is a nice(ish) way, but you juggling these two women sounds like a sitcom. I would certainly chuckle at these antics if they were adapted to TV.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,228

cocô nas batatas

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,238

This is insane

dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,239

What if they both get pregnant and their birth is at the same time

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,240

@1,224,238 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Dutchland is a ripoff of Deutschland.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,242

@1,224,239 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

> What if they both get pregnant and their birth is at the same time

Put them in adjacent rooms in the hospital. Then he can move in and out between the 2. Job's a good'un.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,245

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,246

So what's your end goal here? How are you expecting all this to go in the long run?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,247

This is such a rookie mistake. If you're two-timing a couple of women, you never let both of them know where you live. At some point one of them will turn up unannounced while you're with the other one.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,262

@1,224,240 (E)
Why did you

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,267

what could possibly go wrong?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,273

@1,224,247 (I)
The cocaine and lighting FX gigs all over the world provide him the cover he needs to pull this all off... like, do you even read his posts?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,224,330

No hate, I just can't relate to treating people this way. You don't really care about them, obviously.

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