You sound like a pedophile.
@previous (A)
You sound like you're having a mental health crisis. Do you want me to call your dad?
@previous (B)
Do you want me to tell everyone about your life, Matt?
@previous (A)
Sure. Start with the beginning.
@1,223,889 (A)
@previous (B)
I am old fashioned but if someone were stalking me on the internet, and I could end that stalking by clicking the "remove friend" button one time, I would do that instead of letting them be privy to my private details for years and then threaten to sue them at some unspecified point in the future for violating no laws.