Topic: My best friend’s new wife confessed to him today

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #109,510

That she gave a stripper a blowjob and swallowed his cum at her bachelorette party. He is naturally devastated. What he does not know is that I am that stripper! What should I do?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 31 seconds later[^] [v] #1,223,219

cuck shtick

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 53 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,222

@previous (B)
What does that mean? I need advice!

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,226

@previous (A)
It means you're destined to wast the 2 to 5 years left of your life here making the same threads you've been making for the last 50.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,227

@previous (B)
Not sure what you mean. I am just asking for advice for my problem.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,229

@previous (A)
How about this: I'll help you with your problem if you agree to let a mod confirm that you are not from Louisiana.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,234

@previous (B)
What a weird request.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,236

@previous (A)
So do you accept the offer?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,242

@previous (B)
No because I am not a weirdo. Now, anyone have any advice?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,248

@previous (A)
Are you from Louisiana? What do you have to hide?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 36 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,261

@1,223,227 (A)

> Not sure what you mean. I am just asking for advice for my problem.

Anon B is right. Your window for turning your life around is so small right now.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,263

@previous (C)
My life is great. Yours? Not so much.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,266

@previous (A)

> My life is great.

It isn't. You're a lonely alcoholic 50 year old whose only interest in life is rotating shticks on obscure internet forums. Sort yourself out.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,267

@previous (C)
Not true at all, not that you would know.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,223,269

@1,223,219 (B)

> cuck shtick

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