Topic: *ding* *ding* *ding*
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #109,460
Thank you everyone for gathering here this evening to celebrate Matt's big 50th birthday. Many of you have shared stories of how Matt has touched and inspired your lives. He's truly been a guiding figure to many of us day in and day out every evening for the better part of three decades.But now, let's open the floor to Matt and hear what he has learned over his 50 years on this earth and any other wisdom he'd like to impart on us.
*applause*
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,222,820
Matt? Come on up here. The audience is waiting.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,821
Matt would be lucky if he has ten years left.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,822
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,826
@previous (C)
Sir, please sit down or we're going to have to escort you off the premises. We are waiting for Matt to come up here to speak to us.
Sir, please sit down or we're going to have to escort you off the premises. We are waiting for Matt to come up here to speak to us.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,846
@previous (A)
I just spoke to Matthew and he said he will be here as soon as he gets all of your mom's shit washed off his dick. So be patient.
I just spoke to Matthew and he said he will be here as soon as he gets all of your mom's shit washed off his dick. So be patient.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,848
@previous (D)
She died 25 years ago and was cremated. So I'm not really sure how that'd be possible unless he just stepped into a time machine.
She died 25 years ago and was cremated. So I'm not really sure how that'd be possible unless he just stepped into a time machine.