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Topic: When Syntax masturbates

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #109,389

If Syntax could even manage to ejaculate it would just be a wisp of dust out the end of his withered penis.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,222,195

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,196

lol

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,206

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,209

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I bet if someone was to split your skull open with an ax an effigy of Matt would be all that was inside it.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,210

@previous (A)
Careful. You are a hair away from violating federal laws on threatening communications.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,211

@previous (D)
Suck a dick and shove your violating federal laws on threatening communications up your faggot shitpipe LOL

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,212

@1,222,209 (A)
LOL

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 2 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,213

@1,222,211 (A)
I've reported you to the relevant state and federal authorities. I've also contacted one of the admins here, who happens to be an attorney, and who has happened to let me know that I should contact her in situations like this so that we can pursue prompt legal action.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,214

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,219

Externally hosted image@1,222,213 (D)
I'm so frightened now. Dang I have been tattled on since 1st grade. lol

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,230

@previous (A)
that's rich, coming from someone whose father abandoned him and his mother at a young age

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,242

@previous (E)

> that's rich, coming from someone whose father abandoned him and his mother at a young age

Bitter autistic trans stalker

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,268

re: KOK KOK KOK

Time Magazine replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,270

@previous (C)
Hi.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,301

@1,222,230 (E)

> that's rich, coming from someone whose father abandoned him and his mother at a young age

You seemed very confused.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,308

@1,222,268 (C)
Bitter autistic trans stalker detected.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,439

@1,222,206 (C)

>

stop this, i do not look like that

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,475

i was doing some research a couple days ago and i came across a paper by someone who had studied bianca.com and its effect on deviant freaks who can't behave right online. bianca.com was started in like. 1994 or so. so i was struggling to remember where i had heard that name before. but then i realized that it was where the matt and syntax drama supposedly originated.

30 years of this huh.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,495

@previous (H)
"supposedly" is your key word. You weren't there so you really don't know anything but what you presume. Hint: Syntax didn't come to Biancas until around 1998. Matt was there before Syntax. Matt started trolling Syntax with fart and poop eating trolls and Syntax was hooked. Matt lived in his head until he finally got to old to keep up. What really drove Syntax over the deep end at Biancas was a few years after he came on the scene telling everyone he was the surfer dude from southern California he was doxxed by Wil-e and Stroker(John Elmo) this infuriated Syntax. He went on a rampage. The more infuriated he got the more his old man pictures and real time info were posted. Most of us moved on to other places after Biancas shut down in early 2004. Now just because them two guys got the dox on Syntax doesn't mean they were the only two posting it. Matt as you know can be relentless when posting a picture and Syntax was basically to stupid to just leave it be. After B's closed he followed Matt to every forum he went to. When he showed up Matt proceeded to start posting his pictures and info. Syntax in retaliation made up all kinds of bs on Matt and started posting it at the forums he followed him to have something to fight back with. He just followed Matt here and that is how many of you started viewing its onslaught. Some of you are drawn as deep as Lynne was was with Matt and can not break the obsession. It took a perma ban and old age to finally stop Syntax and even tho he isn't here anymore I am pretty sure he still thinks of Matt. How do I know? I was at Biancas when it first opened. The pictures of Syntax you are still seeing 30 years later..it is me. I knew how to clone pictures before Photoshop was fashionable. I would make them up, send them to Matt and then sit back and wait for the fireworks. It was my form of entertainment when I needed a break from work.It still is today lol I actually miss watching him get butthurt. But life moves on. There is the true story as close as I can remember.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,496

@previous (A)
lolol

Nopaltzin !tPKtSxO9ak replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,499

@1,222,475 (H)

> 30 years of this huh.

It's sad, isn't it?

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,501

@1,222,495 (A)
@1,222,496 (C)
Was that before or after Matt got fired for writing sex stories about his 5 year old students?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,504

@previous (D)
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MATT

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,507

@previous (C)
I was replying to a post about Matt. Why didn't you tell Anon A that too?

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,508

@1,222,504 (C)
Also, don't you think it's weird that Anon A is posting about events that took place over 30 years ago pertaining to a man who hasn't posted online since the Wall Street crash of 08? Strange to be obsessed with such an obscure character from California.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,512

@1,222,507 (D)
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MATT
@previous (D)
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MATT

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,514

@previous (C)
Literally nothing in that second post had anything to do with Matt.

You seem obsessed and Autistic.

Nopaltzin !tPKtSxO9ak replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,517

@1,222,504 (C)
@1,222,512 (C)
Sad.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,533

@1,222,514 (D)
@previous (Nopaltzin !tPKtSxO9ak)
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MATT

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,535

@1,222,501 (D)

> Was that before or after Matt got fired for writing sex stories about his 5 year old students?

I see you still suckle the pecker snot Syntax fed you throughout the years lol

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,536

Indy wins again ha ha ha!!

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,537

@previous (A)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,539

@previous (C)
Imagine these fucks taking oral injections of Doc Goldsteins white root serum of knowledge ha ha ha

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,541

@1,222,501 (D)
Is it normal for someone to teach a year-old? Let alone 5 of them.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,544

@1,222,535 (A)
@1,222,539 (A)
You're posting a lot about another man's penis. Are you sexually attracted to all men or just Syntax?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,547

@1,222,539 (A)
Hahaha

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,548

@1,222,541 (I)
Not any less so than writing sex stories about them. Or asking for child pornography from fifteen year old girls.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,550

@previous (D)
Neither happened outside of Syntax’s demented brain lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,551

@1,222,544 (D)
Yes!! I want to jack him off and watch him shoot wisps of dust out the end of his withered penis when he ejaculates!!!

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,552

@1,222,547 (C)
You're engaging in a lot of talk about another man's penis. Are you sexually attracted to all men or just Syntax?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,553

@1,222,533 (C)
You seem upset.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,554

@1,222,550 (C)
It literally did.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,555

@previous (D)
Post a single shred of evidence that Matt ever wrote a single sex story about any of his students. Post it right here and now.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,556

@1,222,551 (A)
You didn't answer my question.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,557

@1,222,555 (C)
You still seem upset.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,559

@1,222,556 (D)
Yes I did but you are to fucking stupid to comprehend it lol

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,561

@previous (A)

> to fucking stupid
> to

lol

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,562

@1,222,555 (C)
There has been more than enough evidence posted about Matt's misdeeds over the years -- much of which has been posted by him directly.

Eyewitness testimony, screenshots, chat logs, FBI files, and more. The onus is on Matt now to clear his name.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 second later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,563

@1,222,559 (A)
This stalker is not exactly known for being intelligent.

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,565

@1,222,548 (D)
In French culture, 15 year olds are not girls.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,567

@1,222,559 (A)
Non sequitur. You answered "yes" to a question that did not ask for a "yes" or "no".

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,568

@1,222,565 (I)
Neither participant was in France or in any way connected to "French culture".

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,569

@1,222,563 (C)

> This stalker is not exactly known for being intelligent.

No shit?? LOL Prolly flunked his GED

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,571

@1,222,563 (C)
Stalker? You mean OP writing about events that took place over 30 years ago, admitting to posting dox, and pictures of a senior citizen, following him around on the internet for decades?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,572

@1,222,569 (A)
Is he "to fucking stupid"?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,573

@1,222,567 (D)
Forgive me father lol

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,574

@1,222,568 (D)
Matt is spiritually French.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,575

@1,222,571 (D)
I told you dumbfuck Syntax hasn't been around 30 years. Get with the program.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,576

@previous (A)
You seem upset, too.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,577

@1,222,574 (I)
Paying for an online diploma in "Languages" doesn't make him spiritually French.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,578

@1,222,576 (E)
Not in the least. Just killing time taking a break from work.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,580

@previous (A)
You're at work?

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,581

@1,222,578 (A)
Not retired yet? What went wrong?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,582

@1,222,577 (D)

> Paying for an online diploma in "Languages" doesn't make him spiritually French.

You must have drank quarts of Lynne's pecker snot of knowledge lol

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,583

@previous (A)

> Lynne

Who?

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,584

@1,222,582 (A)
You never answered my question. Are you sexually attracted to all men or just Syntax?

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,585

@1,222,583 (E)
The man who controls his life and will, in all likelihood, continue to do so from the grave.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,586

@1,222,581 (D)
I work when I want dumb fuck. Not because I need the money but because I want the money. I enjoy high dollar things. Something I'm sure you have no clue about.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,589

@1,222,584 (D)

> You never answered my question. Are you sexually attracted to all men or just Syntax?

Just Syntax..love his wilted dick as much as you now don't get upset.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,590

@1,222,585 (D)
lol

@1,222,586 (A)
You want to work at night on a Sunday?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,592

@previous (E)
Doesn't matter to me. I work about 40 hours a month from home...and make good $$$$ Rest of the time I just watch the money roll in.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,593

@previous (A)
What do you do for work?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,596

@previous (E)
I work thru youtube and a few affiliates with my webpages. This is just a side hustle for me.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,598

@previous (A)
Which web pages?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,601

By the sea sea sea

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,602

@1,222,586 (A)
What "high dollar things" do you like?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,606

@1,222,598 (E)
A word of warning. Don't go fucking around we squash little bugs like you lol
https://www.cj.com/

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,611

@1,222,602 (D)
I like young whores and expensive liquor. Nice jewelry. Cadillacs.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,612

@1,222,606 (A)
What's your channel on youtube?

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,615

@1,222,611 (A)
Ah, so you're the new money type.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,624

@1,222,612 (D)

> What's your channel on youtube?

I run that by myself and I don't want to have to put up with your obsessed and trolling antics so we will just keep that to ourselves.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,627

@previous (A)
> obsessed
I'm afraid none of us here care enough to post about you for 30+ years, post your dox all over the internet, follow you around, and make threads about you decades after you've moved on from the internet. So, yeah, by your standards, I think it's pretty safe to say no one would become obsessed with you due to you posting a single link.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,631

@previous (D)
Why do you want to see it then?

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,634

@previous (A)
Why not? Just shootin the shit.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,642

@previous (D)
I'm not on there. Its a travel channel. Just stock footage and text to voice speech. It's obvious you don't travel as you are here everyday obsessing over Matt so it would be of no interest to you. Do you travel?

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,643

@previous (A)
Post it anyway. Who watches videos with stock footage with text to voice speech?

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,644

@1,222,642 (A)
> Do you travel?
I'm a commercial pilot, so traveling is not my idea of a good time any more.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,647

@1,222,606 (A)

> Affiliate marketing

lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,658

@previous (E)
I assumed anything to have to do with making money other that government pay check would make you laugh. Sucks living on what they give you right ha ha

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,660

@previous (A)

> Don't go fucking around we squash little bugs like you lol

Internet Tough Guy detected

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,661

@1,222,644 (D)
Oh really. What do you fly. Ever flown into Sangster Montego Bay?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,663

@1,222,660 (E)

> > Don't go fucking around we squash little bugs like you lol
>
> Internet Tough Guy detected

Worst kind. One with money who could pay somebody to squash

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,667

@previous (A)

Is this you?

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,668

@1,222,661 (A)
I fly a 747.

> Ever flown into Sangster Montego Bay?
I have not. Why? You visit there often?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,673

@previous (D)
I use to. I use to travel a lot. I stay around home now.

I always wanted to learn to fly. Still might someday.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,674

@1,222,667 (E)
Not me. I see the Syntax peckersnot of knowledge is still lingering in your brain.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,675

@1,222,673 (A)

> I use to

lol

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,684

Surprise, everybody! Anon A is just as pathetic and weird as Matt!

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,686

@previous (F)
Syntax moved on. Anon A & C haven't.

edit: I misread and thought you said Anon A is just as weird as Syntax.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,696

@1,222,684 (F)
No I am worse than Matt!!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,697

@1,222,686 (D)
Syntax moved on because he got banned lol
I doubt even if they would lift the ban he would be able to come back.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,698

@previous (A)
He has no interest in coming back. He was never banned from TC and left on his own accord. I guess that means you'll have to move on with your life because now there's no where left to follow him around.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,700

@previous (D)
Ah, relish the irony!

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,701

@previous (C)
You seem upset. He's gone now. Tomorrow you turn 50. Move on with your life.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,702

@previous (D)
Again, your comment was ironic because you follow Matt all around the internet, obsessing over him. Also, maybe you turn 50 tomorrow, but I sure as hell don't.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,703

@previous (C)
You've been stalking a man in California for longer than I've been alive. Your obsession with him transcends the present millennium. And tomorrow you turn half a century old. Let that sink in. Now maybe tomorrow you'll wake up and start living your own life instead of being obsessed with the life of a man nearly century old -- a man who has achieved more after the age of 80 than you likely ever will.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,704

@previous (D)
I do not stalk anyone. You, contrarily, are special needs and a stalker.

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,705

@1,222,703 (D)
Also, I do not turn 50 tomorrow. Maybe you do?

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,706

@1,222,704 (C)
You do stalk him. The evidence is overwhelming.

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,707

@1,222,705 (C)
In the Mayan calendar you are turning 50 tomorrow. In many other calendars you will be as close to, but not quite 50, as an integer representation allows.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 8 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,708

@1,222,706 (D)
I literally do not. Keep posting about me, though! Really, it is perfectly normal!

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,709

@1,222,707 (D)
You are wrong, but thanks for playing!

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,711

@1,222,708 (C)
Keep posting about Syntax. He's all you'll have left on your deathbed. He's all you have left now.

> Keep posting about me, though!
Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is defined by the American Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive attention-seeking behaviors, usually beginning in early childhood, including inappropriate seduction and an excessive desire for approval. People diagnosed with the disorder are said to be lively, dramatic, vivacious, enthusiastic, extroverted and flirtatious.

HPD lies in the dramatic cluster of personality disorders.[1] People with HPD have a high desire for attention, make loud and inappropriate appearances, exaggerate their behaviors and emotions, and crave stimulation.[1] They may exhibit sexually provocative behavior, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and can be easily influenced by others. Associated features include egocentrism, self-indulgence, continuous longing for appreciation, and persistent manipulative behavior to achieve their own wants.

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,712

@1,222,709 (C)
How old are you then? Just admit that you're wrong. You literally cannot.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,715

@1,222,711 (D)
Sunday. Midnight. Yet here you are, hopelessly obsessing over someone on a shitty, backwater chan. Time to re-assess your life.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,716

@previous (C)
You've been stalking a man in California for longer than I've been alive. Your obsession with him transcends the present millennium. And tomorrow you turn half a century old. Let that sink in. Now maybe tomorrow you'll wake up and start living your own life instead of being obsessed with the life of a man nearly a century old -- a man who has achieved more after the age of 80 than you likely ever will.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,719

@previous (D)
None of that is true, but goodnight. You can now argue with yourself since I am going to bed.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,727

@previous (C)
Do you regret participating in this topic?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,729

@previous (K)
Not at all, as it only makes you look stupid.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,732

No one wants to read the 10000000000th post rehashing the same 5 arguments about Matt. Please get new material or shut the fuck up.
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