Topic: Got the shits today.
Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 3 years ago #109,190
Not sure what it is I've eaten but I surspect it is a mixture of pints last night and coffee today.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,220,979
It speaks volumes for this place that the guy who posts daily pictures of himself taking his morning shit is considered one of the more normal and well-adjusted people on here.
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,980
@previous (B)
Maybe you expect too much for a random BBS fora that was made because the admin didn't like the previous random BBS fora that was made to mock Kimmo Alm
Maybe you expect too much for a random BBS fora that was made because the admin didn't like the previous random BBS fora that was made to mock Kimmo Alm
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,981
Where's the belt from?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,983
Did you get any on your hands?
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,996
@1,220,981 (C)
Amazon
@previous (D)
A little and on the cuff of my white shirt which was really annoying.
Amazon
@previous (D)
A little and on the cuff of my white shirt which was really annoying.
Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,997
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
I've heard of shitting your pants but shitting your shirt is a new one to me.
I've heard of shitting your pants but shitting your shirt is a new one to me.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,998
@1,220,996 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
How can you keep getting shit everywhere except the toilet and toilet paper?
How can you keep getting shit everywhere except the toilet and toilet paper?
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,999
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,000
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,012
Shit happens.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,013
@1,221,000 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Most people do not shit their shirts and wrists lol
lol
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Most people do not shit their shirts and wrists lol
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,031
@1,221,012 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
If you would have really shit on that guy's potatoes would you have preferred the shit to be runny or solid and clay-like?
If you would have really shit on that guy's potatoes would you have preferred the shit to be runny or solid and clay-like?
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,034
@previous (G)
Now this is an insightful question. For sure, a runny shit would do more overall damage.
Now this is an insightful question. For sure, a runny shit would do more overall damage.
Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,035
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,036
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,037
I just refuse to believe that getting a bit of poop on your hands, sleeve and lower back is when wiping isn't normal. I mean... in some cultures they hose themselves after shitting for this very reason.
Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,041
Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,042
@1,221,037 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
> and lower back
You went a bit far with this one, there is no way you aren't just fucking with us lol
> and lower back
You went a bit far with this one, there is no way you aren't just fucking with us lol
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,047
@1,221,037 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
> I just refuse to believe that getting a bit of poop on your hands, sleeve and lower back is when wiping isn't normal. I mean... in some cultures they hose themselves after shitting for this very reason.
Never had this happen.
> I just refuse to believe that getting a bit of poop on your hands, sleeve and lower back is when wiping isn't normal. I mean... in some cultures they hose themselves after shitting for this very reason.
Never had this happen.
Anonymous I double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,048
Svet must wipe his ass like Mickey Mouse does in cartoons where he flosses his ass with a hand in the front and the back and uses the TP like a rope.
Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,053
Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,056
@previous (F)
Yes it’s a common gag in old cartoons you can find Popeye or Daffy Duck do the same thing usually when they get wet they floss their ass with a towel to dry off
Yes it’s a common gag in old cartoons you can find Popeye or Daffy Duck do the same thing usually when they get wet they floss their ass with a towel to dry off
