spectacles started this discussion 3 years ago#109,125
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Recently a large datatrove of secrets and scandalous goings on was intercepted and subsequently decrypted. Shocking, shocking details have emerged, and believe me, these are secrets NO ONE wants leaked.
But, also, the release will be pushed back by 24 hours for every 1 dollar donation to my patreon page, for questionably ethical leaks, @patreon/NickiLeakiLakes
Here's a snippet from the FIRST dispatch
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That's right, this is happening. Well, isn't THIS unexpected. Trust me, I've been working on this since I first saw messages appearing in my email. And on here. It's easier to be dumb than play dumb, underestimate me now. I got dox. I got MORE DOX. I got information about several other kinds of things.
1.Stuff that happened.
2.why YOU never heard about it
3.the Effect of having had stuff happen.
4.PICTURES.
5.and Trust breaking BACKSTABBING HAahaha.
You have 3 hours to fund my journalistic integrity. At midnight, or possibly sooner if I get too sleepy. 11, or 12.
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But, I kinda wanna not give Matt shit. And I WON'T. Please do not kill me, I am not in Ecuador yet.
spectacles (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,220,551
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๐ซด - as i am in negotiations with... the board, i am following through with a staggered release of raw intelligence. this is absolutely to prove my mettle as a journalist not an "untrustworthy traitor and backstabbing," journalist. I just want the people of the chan to know the truth about the lies and to shine a light onto the, like, literal conspiracy that's going on right now.
The truth, it's NOT what you think.
unless you patronize my patreon and fund at least ONE dollar. per day.
spectacles (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,220,565
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๐ซด - i am being granted the position of co-admin. and for 1 week, the board will officially be called spectacleschan. a new gender toggle will be added by name, and will default to boofgender. formatting, kerning, blank spaces and correct emoji things will be done.
and. the board will be recolored. RED background, with green text, and yellow headers. and with blue sparkles.
finally.
the following members will be banned until the new JAIL feature is complete.
matt
becky
svet
boof
dw
kook
brie
tthe
forehead guy
chances are we will just implement a whitelist for a week while i finish doing the css update this will go into effect saturday at midnight.
damnit, for real, y'all would have lost your shit over the leaks. i wasn't expecting a total cave in. but, here we are. just remember this in the future: with great responsibility, comes great leverage. here's an old carpenter's adage my dad taught me: think twice before you speak once.
basically it means shut the fuck up when we're on a job site.
i have a different rule: you have ONE DAY to inform on your fellow board enthusiasts before the great breakening. You WILL BE REWARDED for disclosing ALL thoughts, knowledge or inferences about your cohort of exiled nerdowells. send ALL information to the MODS where it will be sorted into little strips of paper like from fortune cookies, and placed into a popcorn bowl, where, when punishment for computer crimes against the board will be dealt with by RANDOM drawings private into that was LEAKED BY YOUR OWN FRIENDS, AQUAINTANCES, ENEMIES, LOVERS, SPOUSES, CHILDREN, CONFIDANTS, and DEPENDENTS.
Rules will be established in the following days.
Declaration of the Bill of Transfer
I squeegee spectacles Jubilee Starshine do solemnly wreck this shit of sound mind an booty.
get it.
Bill of Rights
1. Transgender WOMEN have the rights to make u silenced.
2. that is all.
damn, i really do love being boss of y'all
INFORM ON YOUR CHANSMEN and CHANSWOMEN - the one with MOST reports with good intel will be ALLOWED TO CHANGE ANY 3 RULES. ANY.
everyone else, must call me on the phone and leave me a voicemail, using my name, and leaving me a detailed FAN message, for me to spam on facebook for status.
then you will be whitelisted.
spectacles (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,220,688
@1,220,660 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
i don't. sex toys are unnecessary. i don't have a problems with them, i've been with people who enjoyed them, actually i think almost everyone that i can think of out of the partners i've known and weren't one night stands in college, like all but 2 at some point had some sex toy interest. they owned them i guess, i've been given sex toys as like a thoughtful "i bought me a sex toy so here i bought you something too," kinda gift. i mean, they were alright, but tbh, i'm a pretty good fuck. ask anyone that i've fucked. sex toys just get in the way. so, no, i don't have any butt plugs.
spectacles (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,220,727
@1,220,689 (B)
cute. i dunno if that's a typo or not.
@previous (H)
i won't lie, i've probably slept with more men than anyone else here. but i've slept with more women than anyone here too. not just saying that either. it just doesn't bother me much. something sure bothers you tho.
spectacles (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,220,806
@previous (E)
that's unusually complimentary considering that the vast majority never even charged me. the very few who did tho, smokeshows. the ones who didn't, not gonna lie. they were pretty fucking fine. a lot of them turned out to be mistakes that i wouldn't make again. a few were mistakes that i would absolutely make again, no question. as for the few who charged, money well spent as far as i'm concerned.
spectacles (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,220,965
r04r, if you want to abuse me all you have to do is vacation in Houston, come up to lake Conroe, along the southern shore, and look for my house. you can't miss it. it'll be the one with a line, and you can wait along with everyone one else who wants to make me cry. I'll whitelist you with my neighbors who have been surprisingly welcoming. so you may have to ask for my address. I'm not in the city, I'm an hour out in the county. and really that goes for all y'all, if you wanna visit, you can't stay the night, but we can be outside friends. we'll take the boat out and you can even do some fishing, if you want I'll draw your portrait in charcoal and you can have it. and I'm not kidding, all my friends are welcome. and you can say whatever you want to my face and that's not a lame threat. you can say anything you want and I won't even pretend I'll try to stop you. I just know you won't. you won't even say it with a username. you certainly won't look me in the eye.
Matt might. he's not afraid of being known for the things he says. and I guess I really didn't understand that until a lot more recently.
but, I absolutely will look any of y'all in the eye and say that you're an idiot if you believe everything that people say online. or I guess I really am a time traveler, 5 foot 4, and wasn't Balfomoar on Tinychan.
@previous (E)
sugar, fake orgasms are just another kind of safe word. if you had sex you'd know that. it's no surprise that an eccentric strange crazy person nut nutcase lunatic crackpot crank nutter weirdo crazy oddball wacko crackbrain fruitcake screwball crack dingbat zany codger flake oddity quiz character lamebrain original head case odd duck eccentric person piece of work loony maniac weirdie individualist wackadoo wackadoodle freak sicko loon maverick nonconformist misfit case wack odd bod cuckoo madman madwoman psycho psychopath whacko odd fish sickie free spirit bug queer fish bohemian nutjob wing nut unorthodox person fool radge deviant nutso card one-off individual psychotic loner dropout headbanger meshuggener odd fellow fish out of water rare bird square peg in a round hole outsider beatnik geek oner rara avis lone wolf round peg in a square hole bad boy fanatic heretic dissenter pervert dissident iconoclast boho counterculturist hippy perv nonconformer bedlamite zealot basket case exception live one offbeat deranged person mad person odd man out odd bird loose cannon queer nut case different breed enfant terrible lone ranger dodo galoot Section 8 anomaly nutbag nutbar insane dumbbell numbskull bozo goof saphead bonehead blockhead lunkhead ding-a-ling peculiar person strange person madling madperson strange bird madcap nut ball gink one dement hard case hippie harebrain odd type caution zombie spook clown sociopath rum customer odd person queer duck schizophrenic bedlam loser headcase moonling demoniac paranoid sociopathic neurotic scatterbrain unstable personality disturbed person antisocial personality insane person unbalanced person mental case one who has a screw loose one who has bats in the belfry odd one out rebel protester freethinker renegade apostate dissentient radical separatist schismatic recusant demonstrator heresiarch malcontent sectary misbeliever seceder swinger liberal outlier jock independent thinker night person rule breaker daredevil hothead devil raver crazy person wingnut whackjob deranged idiot imbecile crazyman looney kook doesn't understand that.
> r04r, if you want to abuse me all you have to do is vacation in Houston, come up to lake Conroe, along the southern shore, and look for my house. you can't miss it. it'll be the one with a line, and you can wait along with everyone one else who wants to make me cry. I'll whitelist you with my neighbors who have been surprisingly welcoming. so you may have to ask for my address. I'm not in the city, I'm an hour out in the county. and really that goes for all y'all, if you wanna visit, you can't stay the night, but we can be outside friends. we'll take the boat out and you can even do some fishing, if you want I'll draw your portrait in charcoal and you can have it. and I'm not kidding, all my friends are welcome. and you can say whatever you want to my face and that's not a lame threat. you can say anything you want and I won't even pretend I'll try to stop you. I just know you won't. you won't even say it with a username. you certainly won't look me in the eye. > > Matt might. he's not afraid of being known for the things he says. and I guess I really didn't understand that until a lot more recently. > > but, I absolutely will look any of y'all in the eye and say that you're an idiot if you believe everything that people say online. or I guess I really am a time traveler, 5 foot 4, and wasn't Balfomoar on Tinychan. > > hmu at [email protected] > > > sugar, fake orgasms are just another kind of safe word. if you had sex you'd know that. it's no surprise that an eccentric strange crazy person nut nutcase lunatic crackpot crank nutter weirdo crazy oddball wacko crackbrain fruitcake screwball crack dingbat zany codger flake oddity quiz character lamebrain original head case odd duck eccentric person piece of work loony maniac weirdie individualist wackadoo wackadoodle freak sicko loon maverick nonconformist misfit case wack odd bod cuckoo madman madwoman psycho psychopath whacko odd fish sickie free spirit bug queer fish bohemian nutjob wing nut unorthodox person fool radge deviant nutso card one-off individual psychotic loner dropout headbanger meshuggener odd fellow fish out of water rare bird square peg in a round hole outsider beatnik geek oner rara avis lone wolf round peg in a square hole bad boy fanatic heretic dissenter pervert dissident iconoclast boho counterculturist hippy perv nonconformer bedlamite zealot basket case exception live one offbeat deranged person mad person odd man out odd bird loose cannon queer nut case different breed enfant terrible lone ranger dodo galoot Section 8 anomaly nutbag nutbar insane dumbbell numbskull bozo goof saphead bonehead blockhead lunkhead ding-a-ling peculiar person strange person madling madperson strange bird madcap nut ball gink one dement hard case hippie harebrain odd type caution zombie spook clown sociopath rum customer odd person queer duck schizophrenic bedlam loser headcase moonling demoniac paranoid sociopathic neurotic scatterbrain unstable personality disturbed person antisocial personality insane person unbalanced person mental case one who has a screw loose one who has bats in the belfry odd one out rebel protester freethinker renegade apostate dissentient radical separatist schismatic recusant demonstrator heresiarch malcontent sectary misbeliever seceder swinger liberal outlier jock independent thinker night person rule breaker daredevil hothead devil raver crazy person wingnut whackjob deranged idiot imbecile crazyman looney kook doesn't understand that. > > these two comments are unrelated. > >Boners