Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#10,911
I'm felling bad, but that's not the worst part.
The worst of it is I'm hard up for money to make ends meet and I'm thinking I should max his credit cards. Or maybe get a few new ones in his name. I know this is unethical but this is practically a life and death situation for me. I need fucking money and this seems too good to pass up.
Obviously, stealing his identity could get me into trouble, but if I just max all his credit cards before they know he's dead what's the worst that can happen?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later[^][v]#194,705
cool story, troll
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#194,708
lol
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,710
> Obviously, stealing his identity could get me into trouble, but if I just max all his credit cards before they know he's dead what's the worst that can happen?
Nothing, this is the best plan ever OP, do it.
LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,721
> but if I just max all his credit cards before they know he's dead what's the worst that can happen?
I... what? How the hell are you the only one who knows he's dead? Is... is his corpse next to you or something? Oh my god! Did you murder him? You murdered your friend!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,722
Not sure if trolling. But if you're for real you should just man up and fucking do it.
If you're really worried, be sure to buy groceries and other necessary shit. If you end up in court, tell them you we're desperate and had no choice. They'll go easy on you provided you don't have an priors.
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,725
Yeah but seriously though they'll just offload the debt onto his next of kin.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,730
@194,721 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
When I say just died I mean just died, as in today. I'm hoping it'll be at least a week before the banks know about it.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,734
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,752
@previous (G)
Ordinarily I wouldn't even think it. But I really am that desperate. Basically, it's this or something else. Which I'm guessing I'm more likely to be caught for.
LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,755
@previous (A)
Can you explain what your situation is, and why it's so urgent?
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,757
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,760
@194,752 (A)
What you want to do is stealing, regardless of whether you're friend is dead or not. You'll feel much better about yourself if you can find another way, I'm sure.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,762
@previous (G)
Yeah but stealing from greedy corporations just isn't the same as stealing from hard working people. Spare me the BS.
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,764
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,775
@194,764 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
If you honestly think that stealing a few thousand bucks from a soulless corporation earning millions of dollars per year is on par with stealing from an individual who is lucky to earn $50k a year, than all I can say is you are fucked in the head.
One stings a lot more than the other. There is no comparison.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,777
@previous (A)
Doing either still makes you a complete cunt.
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,781
@194,773 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
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@194,775 (A)
When profitability goes down, wages go down (or stay stagnant). Multiply 'a few thousand' by a load of cunts doing it, plus massive legal and administration fees, and you end up fucking over more people.
lol you're still a thieving cunt
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#194,803
don't do it. you will get caught using CCs. take out a fucking loan and default on it. there are ways to steal money legally. it fucks your credit, but its better than jail.
Fagtardicus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#194,814
> felling > this is practically a life and death situation for me. > before they know he's dead
Cool. Coming from a guy that used to do CC fraud and ID theft, you'd never ever ever be able to pull that off. I know you're fake, but lol. At least make your story make sense. How would you know he's dead and everyone else isn't? Obvious giveaway.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#194,845
OP, a real man would have done it already. Stop being a little bitch.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#194,854
I've had two friends die of heroin overdose in the past year. I need new friends.
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#194,897
i think minichan is the best source for advice on credit card fraud
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#194,914
You'll probably get caught, and you will probably get investigated for murder, too, since you're creating a motive. But hey, live on the edge~!