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Topic: Paula Dean is boss enough to backsass Anthony Bourdain.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B started this discussion 15 years ago #10,908

Image went missingTake that you fucking mook!


http://comixed.memebase.com/2011/07/06/koma-comic-strip-its-the-alpha-and-omega/

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #194,597

from ehr website:

Ingredients
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
2 cans (14 1/2-ounces) English peas, drained

Directions
Melt the butter in small pot and add the peas. Cook over medium


^fuck off

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,598

Wait, why Anthony Bourdain?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,599

@194,597 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
I hate peas.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,600

@194,598 (C)
Sorry wrong link.

http://www.celebitchy.com/175727/paula_deen_tells_d-bag_anthony_bourdain_to_kiss_her_buttery_ass/

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,601

Image went missing@194,599 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

But what did Peas ever do to you?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,602

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
Peas killed my mother and raped my father!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,603

This makes me so angry. I fucking hate that fat cunt and her retarded, obese offspring. Anthony Bourdain is a god

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,605

@194,602 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

> Peas killed my mother and raped my father!

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,606

@194,603 (D)
Which god do you picture him as?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,607

"Basting Bourdain for his apparent lack of charity and his attitude, she said, “My good friends Rachael, Guy and Sandra are the most generous charitable folks I know. They give so much of their time and money to help the food-deprived, sick children and abandoned animals. I have no idea what Anthony has done to contribute besides being irritable.”

stupid stupid fat whore bitch i hope she dies

Anonymous D double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,608

@194,606 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Stop asking inane questions. Please.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,609

@194,607 (D)
She will probably stroke out at a young age.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,610

@194,608 (D)
sup Ninjj?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,611

@194,609 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Probably.


But seriously, why does Paula have to go off and babble about how charitable she and her talentless shit-tier cooking show friends are?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,612

@194,600 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Lol, so many food puns.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,613

@previous (C)
I love it.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,615

@194,611 (D)
Because what else could she use to compete with him?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,619

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Nothing! If you put all four of them together they still couldn't compete.
Also, Guy is a disgusting creepy low-life with no taste.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,623

@previous (D)
I like Andrew Zimmern.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,624

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I dislike him quite a bit, but not as much as Guy, Paula, or Rachel.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,626

@previous (D)
Evidently he has a wife but I get a strange vibe from him.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,630

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
He does? Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed either...

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,632

@previous (D)
I'm not exactly getting a gay vibe,it feels like something else.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,634

@194,630 (D)
Are you Ninjj?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,636

@194,632 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Like what?

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
; 3

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,637

@previous (D)
I'm not sure. He almost feels like a pedophile.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,639

@194,599 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Give peas a chance.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,641

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlQtzyyZaAs

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #194,646

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
lol
That was awful

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #194,647

@previous (D)
It was splendid.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #194,667

Fuck that fat tub of lard, Paula Dean. Anthony Bourdain is a fucking badass and the most awesome person of the travel/cooking channel. And who the fuck does she think she is saying "I dunno anything he's done so I'm going to call him an uncharitable prick because he's obnoxious in my opinion." I saw an episode where he bought all the food in a woman's restaurant to feed the hungry children around him. I don't see her fatass ever leaving her kitchen to do anything.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #194,668

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
inb4 shitstorm

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #194,669

@194,667 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
She does charity work. I think that she felt like she had to say something back to Bourdain and charity work was the best way to go.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,677

@194,600 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
JESUS FUCK, HER EYES
HER TEETH
HER
WHAT IS THIS

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,682

Image went missing@previous (H)
She does have crazy lady eyes.
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