Topic: When someone anonymously farts in a crowd

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #109,073

WHY is it so damn IMPORTANT to always try to figure out WHO did it and to blame them? What the hell does it matter who did it?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,220,045

The things a 50 year old man worries about.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,046

And why do Oscar winners always thank people who've been good to them? I'd be like "And Sarah Walsh, who turned me down in 9th grade...look at me now bitch. I'm up here with an Oscar and you drive an '84 Datsun to your job at Primark".

It's a golden opportunity to settle old scores and I wish all award winners would do it. People may actually start watching the ceremonies again.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,048

@previous (C)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 19 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,049

@1,220,045 (B)
What does that even have to do with this thread?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,050

@previous (A)
It has to do with you and your thread.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,051

@previous (B)
It literally has nothing to do with anything in this thread. Stop derailing, please.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,053

@previous (A)
It literally has everything to do with everything in this thread.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,054

@previous (B)
Kindle is great in some situations, but you can still read real books too.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 14 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,055

@1,220,053 (B)
Nope. It has to do with your derailing this thread to find a way to sneak in a comment about the object of your obsession.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,057

@previous (A)
What object of my obsession? Go on, say it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,060

@previous (B)
Matt. The one you cannot stop posting about. That one.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,067

@previous (A)
That seems to be the object of your obsession. Just stop mentioning him for one day. I dare you.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 30 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,068

@1,220,060 (A)
Who is Matt?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,117

@1,220,045 (B)

> The things a 50 year old man worries about.

Lol

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,128

today's employers are in a tizzy over quiet farting

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,140

just what is Joe's position? Joe is a sad joke!

Anonymous G double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,141

@1,220,050 (B)

> It has to do with you and your thread.

FUCK you.

Minichan