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Topic: I had a date with Lizzo!

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,999

I took her to a Mexican restaurant, where she got three Platos Supremos. She also ate 15 plates of chips and salsa. We went back to my place and she was in the mood. We started making love and I began to do her from behind. All of a sudden, she yelled out, "Oh, lawdy! I's gon have a blowout! Feets, don' fails me now!" It was too late. Diarrhea blasted out of her blast zone, throwing me across the room and slamming me into the wall. Then, the force was go great that she took to the air and the diarrhea blast acted like a jet engine and sped her all around the room in the air! She finally landed on top me me and we continued.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #1,219,312

> her blast zone

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,313

A middle aged man wrote this.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,315

The only way I'd consider even talking to Lizzo is if she's a butt slut. Vaginas don't do anything for me and are boring

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 36 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,317

@1,219,313 (C)
An Autistic man wrote this.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,327

@previous (A)
you're the one writing hundreds of racist fetish fanfics about lizzo u fuckin nut job

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,328

@previous (E)
You’re the Autist who cannot resist replying u fuckin nut job

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,330

@previous (A)
i was just curious how you got four replies so quicky to another lizzopost. the minstrel shit is just really annoying I can definitely resist but it seemed like a better choice to jump on the bandwagon and call u a piece of shit

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,331

@1,219,328 (A)
Reply again. You cannot stop. You are literally obsessed! Dance puppet, dance!
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