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Topic: I met a nice man who is into kink.

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,995

He also respects consent and boundaries.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 43 seconds later[^] [v] #1,219,295

Good for you.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,297

He's just saying that to get in your pants fyi. He's probably a nut job weirdo. Best of luck.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,298

Happy for you, Meta!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,300

Which kink
What kink
Clown Kink? Jester Kink? Mime kink? Fool kink? you jokester

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,303

@OP

> He also respects consent

your man sounds like a total vanilla bitchboy

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,310

@1,219,297 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He was also a police officer.

@previous (F)
Consent matters, especially in kink.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,324

I met a nice man who is into kink.
He sucked off an Amazon skink

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,329

@previous (boof)

> I met a nice man who is into kink.
> He sucked off an Amazon skink

he swallowed its load and at the commode he promptly jerked off in the sink

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,352

@1,219,310 (A)
Lol you are going to get murdered.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,353

do people just have normal sex anymore or is everyone hopelessly, utterly pornsick lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,363

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I am the only normal person alive and it is depressing.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,365

@1,219,353 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Sure they do, you just don't hear about it. People having normal intercourse don't think it's worth mentioning as much. People who enjoying tying each other up or urinating on each other are probably more vocal about it.

But yes, these things have probably become more widespread due to pornography. I've seen some disturbing newspaper articles over the years about more young men demanding weird or excessive stuff from their girlfriends, because they're just imitating what they've seen in porn.

boof replied with this 3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,370

like, chicks hate it if you want to see what their cunt looks like before you stick anything in it

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,372

@1,219,365 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
We need to bring back shame. Bring back the idea that things like this should be kept in the bedroom. And off our precious obscure imageboards — hallowed ground.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 3 years ago, 53 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,373

@1,219,363 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
can I still send u disturbing PMs in the dead of night or 👉🏻👈🏻

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,375

@1,219,372 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Don't be such a prude. Let people share the weird shit they're into. The forum is dead enough as is.
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Ofc bb but only if they're exceptionally depraved and disturbing 😘

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,414

@1,219,353 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Nobody ever really has basic vanilla sex unless it's their first time. Missionary position is something that was forced upon society by the Catholics, who like all other faiths, try to suppress natural human desires and urges.
The problem with the kink community is that you get people, mostly women, who think it's a place for people who desire actual abuse of all forms when in reality kink relationships require the same amount, if not more, mutual respect and trust in one another as vanilla relationships do. That is why both kinds of relationships tend to fail. Both partners refuse to collaborate and communicate. Necessities for a successful and healthy relationship.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,415

I forgot to note that violation of personal boundaries and refusal to acknowledge such violations is also another reason why relationships fail.

spectacles joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,423

@1,219,414 (A)
I wonder if this is why Becky considers me her pet cat. it would explain a lot. hmm.
I mean, that's cool. I did kinda say earlier she can't neuter me, so I'm not surprised.

nah, that doesn't make sense. she would neuter me. oh, she is just going to kill me.
respects, consents and boundaries, not Becky things. the opposite of this pretty much... what happens.

spectacles double-posted this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,485

@1,219,414 (A)
she does love me though. I know this because I have respect for her consent and boundaries as well. which so far has been, no asshole, and stay the fuck away from me, you got it cuuuuunt, as long as you don't come any closer, and that's respectful. without even having to show it.

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👁️__👃👁️👂 -oh. really. up? that's pretty deep, yeah. no, I see it. way, way over my head, ahem, yep.

can I just say something? I understand the risk. yes. is this one of those things where I get a safe word?
okay. no-oh. mmhmm. mmmhm. be- Becky. you have to- wait! wait! Becky. Becky Becky BECKY, wait. wait. WAIT.
just li- listen, Becky, ok, ok, ok. Becky, hold on. becky, ok, I understand now. and i'm sorry. becky,
you were right. yes. you were right. this is hot as balls, bitch! GIMMIE THE JUICE! AAAAAAAEEEEIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
<cough><sniff> Ooohh owwW god damn.<sniff> you know ur next sl- eeeeeeaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAEEEED
UUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFUUUUUUU GZK AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE no...more... no, more...
NO, MORE! DO IT AGA-

AAAAAAAEEEEEAEAWEAWEEEEYYUUUUUUUUUGGFDASDGREERRRRREEEEEEE

OKOK, enough. <cough> you got me.
yeah, no, that was, totally awesome, yup. sure, yep, anytime. yeah. no, thats fine, it was like that. that? popped. yeh.
yea. no, lots of pressure, and kinda exploded some. yeah. it hurt. like you wouldn- well, I mean, a LOT, but, yeah. oh, well, ty.
yours are nice too. Dr.Mardirossian. oh, wonderful. yea. ohmg, a genius. yeah, well look. mmhmm. right. that's what I said,
well, I mean you have a good eye obviously. and, I was going say the same about yours, because, I mean. it's VERY nice. do you
polish it? oh, yeah, well, you gotta polish it. it's just smoother. mmhmm. see? yeah. buff it. yeah. really get your arm over it. nice,
yeah. just like that. oh y- wut? what phone? no, it's- I didn't bring my phon- Becky, now Becky wait. that's not mine. I just found it-
in the floor. on. on it, no. I did not. I did not. no. well. well. ye- we. be- beckybeckybecky. no, nO. NO. yeah, of course I have an onlyfans.
no, no, ok, ok, Becky, calm. okay, I'm mad too. no. scared. I'm scared ok. I'm actually really scared right now. yes. I think. I think...
I accidentally just face-timed.... oh no. hello? ooooh, hi... grandma. what, I'm fine. yeah, I saw, I accidentally...ahem, why didn't you
hangup? oh- what? really? really, grandad? oh, wow, uh, (jesus fuck) car what? baterar- battery. oh, OH. uh. Becky. yes grandma, Becky. help
he did what grandma? help me. yeah. to your peni- grandma! Becky. Becky, BECKY PLEASE stop! grandma, you should, call pop pop and say, yeah. BECKY
YOU FUCKING BITCH. no grandma, not you, nono, uh, no, no, gramgda stop, Becky! grandma ! BECKY! KILL ME YOU CRAZY SL- GRANDMA AAAA AAAAEEEEEE
AAAAAAAEWEAEEAEAEAEETETERSADAE SYTOOOOPBSTOOOOOOOOP NONONONO AAAAAAAAAAAA
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₃👃👁️ -becky. I'm sorry. but please. understand. I believe in all of the things that you do, but differently. and that's why this is a gift.
🫶 👂 and not a violation on some weirdo kink think. think about it. u know me. obviously, I have many mental problems. nothing, like major.
but clearly, my brain and I are on completely different ends of the spectrum, figuratively, not autism, no. no, much much different that autism.
but this stream runs wiiiide and shallow. I understand why you're mad. I don't not care that you're mad. I care. it's not LESS than you
it is inspite of you. particularly the part that can hurt me. that's it. to the rest of you, I will explain further. I have a brain. it once,
was maybe a very good brain. it was clean. fresh. full of new ideas, worked like a top, in more than one way I guess, and it was pretty awesome.

I literally just forgot where I was going with this. respect, right. oh, so respect is where 2 people feel like the other is as good as them. that's
actually better than the kind of respect people have for. and when. respect it's... a particular, aspect, or point or detail. and in this respect it's
considered merely one facet, feature or characteristic in which mutually we are complicit in our shared understanding: we are better than most other people.
not in a bad way, in the right way, by being superior, and, well, that's pretty much it. but, superior, in excellence, quality, value, savings, smarts.
and also a lack of ability to show humility and or grace means we have an excellent sense of humor. that's shit's funny, not going to lie. and most people hate us for it. I'm pretty sure they don't know it, if they only understood, that tbh, i can tell, we are both extremely humble for who we are, and yes,
share the same vast and courteous goodwill towards, others, thats says no ma'am, we will not be evil. because we could. we don't choose to, because we dont want to. it may just be a lot of trouble, yes, but that doesn't be lie the point. it makes us good people. no matter how we feel. its the doing, not the wanting or the feeling. and people dont get that. is it superior and better than other people to just know it? or do we have to get down and crawl around like children with kids just to share in the experiences. of course we are better than children. but of course children grow up and they need to see what can be, by looking at people who the see and know awesome, yes, I want to be fuuuucking awesome. in that respect we show a great deal of humility, we don't dumb it down for them. if anything, we dumb it up. and bring them into the realm in which we inhabit. but not because of respect, but because of their lack of consent. I know you're following me - but believe me, I have no idea where this is going either. you understand. many won't. some will. others will die before they learn something from someone they consider beneath them. my thoughts are a journey, they're not plots. they're not contrivances. I wouldn't dumb down my thoughts for anyone. you dont either. do you want me to? to speak down toy you? not in tone, but in context. oh, lord, it gets really hard to not sometimes, so many people not here, just anywhere, you see it in their stupid eyes, incredulous insipid indexing their thoughts like a rolodex of thoughts on how to retain the appearance of believing something and arguing over goalposts and stawmen, their planned army of ways to MAKE THEMSELF FEEL BETTER THAN, some "idiot"who can't deconstruct a word problem built around a confusing mutlipoint circle of logic turned inside out and upside down and pulled apart - and reuse that template a billion times, with the same working parts - it is in the thinking that put them there that I'd the kind of superior, yet inferior, better than someone else kind of thinking that, Becky, its unlikeable, and abrasive, because it'd intended to not be understood as boofgender. not everyone knows that they are dumber than their brains.

but I know, and you know, that we are exactly that. my goal, is to be the dumbest person here. and for my brain to be at the top of its game. but not trying to be. but as it thinks, I listen, or as I think it listens. and often enough mybrain says words I don't know. and sometimes they're right. other times they're a joke, but what they never are, are words meant to get one over on. outright trick, just confuse, or treat someone like they are too dumb to keep up. sometimes I'm wrong or stupid or misinformed or boring or long, idk, not funny. but my mind would never plot the kind of mental gymnastic, and sabotage, to engage in idiot subterfuge, plotting the Q and A version of a jewel heist, lol.

when I say I was gone for 4 or 5 months, I was. I called you a loser out of anger and that was last day, and didn't come back until 2 weeks ago. anything in between, none of those words were mine. I figure you know this, but because I do take my own words, have claimed they are not mine, but, that was just general sowing of my own personal discord. for fun, for trolling, not for my own benefit. because I at least have claimed anon Charlie, bookshelf and floorboard and jubilee, and harlot, I dont remember all. but, you, I know beckyderp. and cuuuuuunt, to a much lesser extent. but I dont know you from just your thoughts or opinions. not always. only rarely. but I do listen, and sometimes I hear what you're saying.

and, so I guess I felt like you'd probably think it was funny if you couldn't stop me from letting my brain tell you a story, and of course you got to both harm me but turn out to be showimg me something I was reluctant but willing to undergo, and we were friends, and then I was maybe videoing it, but no, my grandma saw. and I had to endure her stories and, because it was funny now that I was being tortured and begging for death, then that's when malicious compliance to the not killing me thing was both funny and deserved.

my bad.

there are some pretty stupid, dumb and hurtful and malicious people in the world. and some smart ones that are just as bad. but I know that I'm the stupidest person in my head. but my brain is quite a lot smarter than I am anything clever or funny, or literally anything good from me except the part of me that thinks to think of those things, that's the thought I control. but insights and everything both clever and dumb, especially if they go together. that was where squeegee lives. I'm just as much an emoji face puppet thing, or of squeegee or a Dallas or jubilee.

and tbh, people tell me shit all the time, that I can't parse. but, I can't even say them the context doesn't matter, but if there is a reason people do its because I am those things. I just dont believe it. I really don't. I'll believe it when I can believe it and not be ruined by it, and I would be if I didn't realize that I am the stupid one. and the part of me that is everything knowledgeable or even knows what I'm doing, it's the quiet one. that you dont ever see or know. it says things to me to say, its insight. apparently every single bit of this was just so in this very moment, i could stop her and say hi, and I'm sorry about the whole thing.

except the funny parts. if I ever made you bust out loud laughing or giggle or genuinely laugh, intended to, keep those, forget the rest. the funny bits were always intended. the mean bits are mostly all mistakes. even mean bits, if there are funny bits inside, I wanted them to be funny and mean. thats all I can't stop myself doing. idc what im doing, or how serios or casual, or professional, idc. raving Mad as a person can be, if I can make it be funny, thats me. no one can be squeegee and not be fucking funny. except nicki. if there's ever a question about an imposter, ask, am I funny? am I trying? at all? or ask me to explain something simple. you'll always eventually get boofgenders or something stupid. never just constant baiting or fighting, but, Becky I'm pretty sure it was you that got on Matt's case about the exact kind of tautological statement recently, and that was funny. but you're smarter that me and you just were fuck off. if it wasn't idk. I do wanna say one last thing, if you see r04r, tell I said sup. cause 4 real, Becky, we could all 3 make some real money, Becky, on, Becky, onlyfans. Becky! fuck.

like 3 hours gone. thanks brain. I don't even know what r04r looks like, or beckyderp.

STARTING TO THINK YOU BITCHES WERE HOLDING OUT ON SQUEEGEE.

I probably should have said 6'5'' and all. I left the wrong impression. but, c'mon. now I dont even care about sex. its just now i can
have it whatever its like, becky knows what im talking about, like, Becky have you ever just thought, would you please just get better at this? even dating. like, guy, c'mon, are you kidding me.

guys, like, for real, in whatever social setting you're in, whatever the scenario. wherever you're at, you've made it that far. dont have a bad date because you dont know if she likes you. have a good date, id imagine like, sometimes I'm just seeing if they'll sit next to me or make me invite them to. like, yes, finally, you understand if I have to hold lightsticks and land aircraft, traffic, like, the sex isn't going to be all that good probably. and really, and, honestly it's just not always worth the potential for... say, door dings. be careful. so, yeah, like, be the one. you know? cause its always kinda surprising who gets at that level.

alright then. Becky is going to kill me,
cya

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,504

@previous (spectacles)
do the people in your life reach out to help u when they read this shit on facebook or have they given up
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