Topic: When I tell my staff "I'm going up to the 11th floor"
Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 3 years ago #108,956
Its always code for "I'm taking a shit" because we have a very private and hardly ever used toilet there.spectacles joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #1,218,990
when we say Mr.Eric is "taking a shit" that's always code for "don't use the 11th floor toilet" because he masturbates in there. And when we say Mr.erik is, "back from 11," that's always code for, "pick something up and carry it around," so he won't try to shake your hand.
can I just stay away from the 11th floor altogether?
of course, No one in the building ever uses it, we just like to say it because he thinks we think he's taking a shit and it's easier to look him in the eye if he has no idea how many times someone walked in on him, we're just telling you because turn around is pretty high and if we don't let you know the codes for everything it'll happen over and over when we're gone.
okay, ill try to remember them all.
you should jot down your email on the office, "charitable donations," sign-up sheet. that's code for, "masturbation codex newsletter," and you'll get the whole list, it's a searchable PDF reference manual, it's "super handy."
what's that a code for?
"you'll be using it constantly throughout the day."
oh
yeah, and here in the back is where we play "BINGO" with it.
"BINGO?"
well we call it "SPANKO" but thats code for "BINGO", it plays the same.
👁️ 👃 👁️
🤚🫦👂 -UH, BACK FROM 11, SIR.
thank god for squeegee. here, uh, hold this houseplant, quick.
omg, what have I gotten myself into.
I dunno actually, this is literally all we do all day, just rearrange stuff and carry things around.
👁️👃👁️
👄👂 -SPANKO
🫵
can I just stay away from the 11th floor altogether?
of course, No one in the building ever uses it, we just like to say it because he thinks we think he's taking a shit and it's easier to look him in the eye if he has no idea how many times someone walked in on him, we're just telling you because turn around is pretty high and if we don't let you know the codes for everything it'll happen over and over when we're gone.
okay, ill try to remember them all.
you should jot down your email on the office, "charitable donations," sign-up sheet. that's code for, "masturbation codex newsletter," and you'll get the whole list, it's a searchable PDF reference manual, it's "super handy."
what's that a code for?
"you'll be using it constantly throughout the day."
oh
yeah, and here in the back is where we play "BINGO" with it.
"BINGO?"
well we call it "SPANKO" but thats code for "BINGO", it plays the same.
👁️ 👃 👁️
🤚🫦👂 -UH, BACK FROM 11, SIR.
thank god for squeegee. here, uh, hold this houseplant, quick.
omg, what have I gotten myself into.
I dunno actually, this is literally all we do all day, just rearrange stuff and carry things around.
👁️👃👁️
👄👂 -SPANKO
🫵
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,991
What kind of drugs would make Squeegee normal again?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,992
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,003
spectacles replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,006
@1,218,991 (C)
if normal squeegee is a kind of normal that wouldn't have done a puppet show with emojis that includes a masturbation codex reference manual, office staff playing spanko bingo, and everyone walking around carrying potted ferns, file boxes or boiling hot pots of coffee with both hands then normal squeegee wouldn't take those drugs any more than extra normal squeegee would. that sounds like shitty drugs.
I'm sure anyone posting pics of themselves pooping in a secluded bathroom at work either has a sense of humor or not enough shame with what they're doing to be bothered by spanko bingo.
and svet loves me. in a thank god for squeegee way. not a spunk a spanko tile at bingo call out kinda way.
ooo, i do like unintentional alliteration and that's got a solid 3 or 4 beats.
I also like things when they come out on theme.
definitely loads of that in this thread.
if normal squeegee is a kind of normal that wouldn't have done a puppet show with emojis that includes a masturbation codex reference manual, office staff playing spanko bingo, and everyone walking around carrying potted ferns, file boxes or boiling hot pots of coffee with both hands then normal squeegee wouldn't take those drugs any more than extra normal squeegee would. that sounds like shitty drugs.
I'm sure anyone posting pics of themselves pooping in a secluded bathroom at work either has a sense of humor or not enough shame with what they're doing to be bothered by spanko bingo.
and svet loves me. in a thank god for squeegee way. not a spunk a spanko tile at bingo call out kinda way.
ooo, i do like unintentional alliteration and that's got a solid 3 or 4 beats.
I also like things when they come out on theme.
definitely loads of that in this thread.
spectacles double-posted this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,007
@1,219,003 (E)
I love how y'all always pick out my favorite little one-liners and spunk the place up like it's a tramp stamp meme
I need to check the bulletins.
I love how y'all always pick out my favorite little one-liners and spunk the place up like it's a tramp stamp meme
I need to check the bulletins.
