Topic: I really want to try anal sex with a butt
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,944
I don't have any butts to do it with however
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,218,872
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,874
it's cool until the poop comes out
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,876
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,879
spectacles joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,882
y'all have it backwards. what you're really and truly missing out on is being the butt. that's the only real game changer. a dick is like a deck of cards. you can play spades, or hearts, or poker. still just dealing cards and playing hands. but soccer is entirely different and unlike and card game. forget the decks and games. ball games are sports. that's the notable distinction and where similarities disappear and experiences become incomparable. otherwise ur just at shuffling no matter the table
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,883
@previous (spectacles)
This post reminded me that trans mtf is like a polar bear and a seal in the octagon
This post reminded me that trans mtf is like a polar bear and a seal in the octagon
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,884
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,890
@1,218,874 (C)
What kind of men are you fucking? Tell that ho to get a shower and wash his ass.
What kind of men are you fucking? Tell that ho to get a shower and wash his ass.
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spectacles replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,897
@1,218,883 (F)
I'm not familiar with the reference. Sorry. Seems like you've put a lot of thought into it tho.
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👁👃👁 I don't really watch a lot
🫦 👂 of porn, so, idk.
🫲 🫴 thanks?
I'm not familiar with the reference. Sorry. Seems like you've put a lot of thought into it tho.
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👁👃👁 I don't really watch a lot
🫦 👂 of porn, so, idk.
🫲 🫴 thanks?
spectacles double-posted this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,898
@1,218,884 (B)
Context clues, dude. If you can see the error then assume the fix. What you got there is a conjunction between unlike things. What you need is a determiner. Any determiner would do.
Context clues, dude. If you can see the error then assume the fix. What you got there is a conjunction between unlike things. What you need is a determiner. Any determiner would do.
spectacles triple-posted this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,899
@1,218,890 (G)
Yeah, I've asked that of Sewar pipes for years. Awfully familiar with issues around very poor hygiene. Is he just bringing homeless people in off the street?
Yeah, I've asked that of Sewar pipes for years. Awfully familiar with issues around very poor hygiene. Is he just bringing homeless people in off the street?
Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,912
@1,218,897 (spectacles)
My b i just saw a dude beat a lady and thought upon its jnjustice and somewhere there was humor, but not at the real her's expense
My b i just saw a dude beat a lady and thought upon its jnjustice and somewhere there was humor, but not at the real her's expense
spectacles replied with this 3 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,962
@previous (F)
good thing you were witness to battery. what did police say when you gave a statement? is she okay or did he manage to somehow escape identification? I know what a real man would do in a situation like that. so how did you intervene to stop the violence? you must've been scared, but did it anyway. like a real man.
good thing you were witness to battery. what did police say when you gave a statement? is she okay or did he manage to somehow escape identification? I know what a real man would do in a situation like that. so how did you intervene to stop the violence? you must've been scared, but did it anyway. like a real man.
Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,989
@previous (spectacles)
There was a ton of witnesses other than myself. I didnt see any police, i dont think anybody callrd them. Everybody kinda just watched the whole thing go down. She is okay luckily and everybody knew both their names. There was also another dude with them just kinda like watching even closer than everybody else. Scared for her for sure. There was really nothing I could do but watch.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/2goivp/heres_the_fallon_fox_fight_that_left_tamikka/
There was a ton of witnesses other than myself. I didnt see any police, i dont think anybody callrd them. Everybody kinda just watched the whole thing go down. She is okay luckily and everybody knew both their names. There was also another dude with them just kinda like watching even closer than everybody else. Scared for her for sure. There was really nothing I could do but watch.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/2goivp/heres_the_fallon_fox_fight_that_left_tamikka/
spectacles replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,998
@previous (F)that's hilarious. hear how this fake her's sees that them the,thy real man there's accounting principles
I know you're like, what, 90 something? so I don't expect you'd have done much more than poop yourself on the 5 minute shuffle across the room to forget where you were going anyway, but you could've just said, "the,thy am fucking ninety-aught years old and scared,sure, thine hip break, it'would, you Skelpie-Limmer Scobberlotcher," or whatever the fuck u figure'll salvage your D my b, but consider having chilli dog help you just scrap it, those kinda pump yourself up implant ones aren't serviceable if you overinflate and bust a o-ring. and I'm sure real her's can get you back the full nickels worth out of it you spent on it. I mean, I assume. and I was in my 20's, tooted up, and on a date with a transgender pornstar named Ariel, her bestfriend, and her her's twink bestfriend, so, you know, I'm comparing apples to an old prune, don't get me wrong tho, it's not like estrogen injections are good for the family produce - that's a feature tho, not a defect of pre-teflon plastics and lack of elasticity in vulcanized natural rubber. at risk of being abrasive here I'll soften it up and say both the, thy and I are a bit "unlikeable" in the most unimportant bits so I'm just saying we're not so different is all, but don't mistake not so different for oh so similar anywhere else. I posted this 17 weeks ago, but it was in part a response to an old friend from high school who herself was posting a response to a clicky group of 25 or 30 of our old classmates, people who's family know mine and all, Real REAL hers and hims from my life, not text people made from typos who may be under the impression that I'm not better than them, but pretend that I'm not different in ways that fundamentally answer the question of rightly placed opinions on oneself and that of other less flattering perceptions of others. not you I mean, everyone doesn't like me, I just want to make sure people hate me for the right reasons to hate me and not for the reasons they think I pretend they don't like me. like the clicky friends I'll say hello to at our next reunion will know that openly mocking a video of a homeless transgender beggar filmed by our friend from her comfortable airconditioned new car and all the 60 or so snarky comments about anatomy and mental health and "worth" after sending me friend requests cause word got around really quick, mattered less to me for their sad attempts at mockery and humor than the fact that this is how they choose to find common ground for the acceptance of each other in the clicky clique. everyone needs community and approval from people they respect and I know that's what was happening more than anything. but with transgenders on their mind the opportunity to gain likes in their little circle they saw someone they could farm for worthless social cache, and laughed while they overlooked someone begging. begging for anything. any kindness. her sign misspelled please. it was hilarious. not them, my mockery of the 30 of them to their one friend who made a post to them in anger because she knew all the gossip about me, and lots of people shitpost about trans stuff and i dont send friend requests, but if I know someone that sends me one I'll accept every time.
you think I don't respond similarly to every single person I know in real life? y'all. c'mon. I'm nice to everybody. I'm more scared of people than they are of me, they prove that plenty. but if ur going to take shots at me I'm going to make it less fun for you than you may be used to from all these other trans women I see have not stuck around. I'm squeegee, my b, who the fuck do you think you are?
ur nobody.
if you're too cockless to put your name behind your words then you aren't worth the words you waste on me.
scared of your own opinions. scared to be known by the things you say.
ideas should be judged by their merits and not be judged by the person who saying them, "the ideals of anonymity."
hilarity at watching and doing nothing while a man batters a woman THIS REAL MAN was fucking scared for? who thinks someone maybe did, idk, I knew their names and did nothing?
mock my gender, go ahead, you obviously need to cut me down a few inches to feel like a big man if puffing yourself up just sounds like a flatulent squeaking raspberry. you gogo gadget prick, ttthhhhhhhppp pppppp ppp pp p p p p p
i guess somewhere in that there was humor afterall.
not at the Real her's expense, of course.
at the "real" him's expense.
say what you want, I was more of a man than you'll ever be, and I'm more of a woman than you'll ever have.
as unlikeable and abrasive as I am, are y'all judging the merits of my ideas, or hating me for who i am?
our ideas make us who we are, shit ideas make a shit person - if that's the only ideas that come to mind.
i know what makes a man a real man. and it's not what you think. gogo gadget. what you think is a joke.
but i can see why no one likes me. except on Facebook i have lost a single friend and i gain new ones at a rate of 1 a day. which is weird, i handle people there same as here! more old squeegee than new. it just lacks the escalation. because no one wants to have the ideas they were putting their name behind amplified while being mocked or ridiculed by the tranny they were trying to shame.
spectacles double-posted this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,219,000
tl;dr gogo gadget prick ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhpppppp pppppppppp pppppp ppppp ppp pp p p p
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sounds like a prostate problem in there too most like.
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yup.
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sounds like a prostate problem in there too most like.
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yup.