Topic: Killer Lettuce, if gravity theory was correct...

Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 3 years ago #108,922

Then how do spiders and insects crawl up walls? Wouldn't gravity pull them down and make them fall off? Checkmate.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,218,716

it's a good thing birds can't read otherwise they would learn about gravity and fall out of the sky

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,717

@previous (B)
That's a good point. Birds also disprove gravity!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,719

Gravy theory

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,722

Libertarians think that they should give up defending freedom because Americans hate liberty, but Libertarians should keep resisting tyranny for selfish reasons.

While the elites control the money, government, and media, the 99% have the numbers.

One Libertarian may not be able to resist being sent to the concentration camps, but one million people might.

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,769

@previous (D)
What has that got to do with gravity Meta?

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,785

Notice how KL doesn't even reply anymore because he can't match my genious!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,786

Riddle me this, @OPenis: If gravity isn't real, why do ships fall off the edge of the world? Checkmate. Thanks for playing. Thanks.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,173

They have sticky fingers.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 months later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,885

Americans are completely retarded now.

You know that you live in the Twilight Zone when Americans say white people are exempt from the police state.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,913

Killer Lettuce remains suspiciously quiet...

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,919

There is no sanity in the USA anymore.

How can you deal with Americans when they look you in the eye and say that the US had TSA groping in 1776?

Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 17 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,341,159

@1,340,885 (H)
Lol

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 17 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,341,325

@1,218,717 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

They appear to, but actually birds are advanced holograms. Holograms are lighter than air so they float.

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 20 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,341,623

@OPenis
The same way magnets stay on your fridge. Thanks.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,341,624

@1,218,717 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

> That's a good point. Birds also disprove gravity!

Douglas Adams had a charming passage in the HHGTTG quartet where the character forgets about gravity and doesn’t fall.

Indie the Grate replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,341,625

@previous (K)
It's actually a trilogy. Thanks.

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