Topic: I T-boned a hipster today

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w started this discussion 15 years ago #10,892

He's a male nurse. He was really upset about his car.

The cop didn't cite me, though I sorta accidentally ran a red light.

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #194,171

... Why?

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,173

Well I mean, I didn't do this on purpose. It was an accident.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,174

Are you okay?

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,175

A hipster wants me to bone her.

As in sex, not cars.

Fagtardicus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,177

OMG FALCO R U OK?

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,179

@194,174 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
We both walked away fine. I almost stopped in time. My car's fine, his is a little fucked.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,180

sorta accidentally maybe on purpose partially caused an accident

Falco !PZmcClOUDk double-posted this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,182

@194,177 (Fagtardicus)
if that's really you, we seriously miss you.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,184

@194,179 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
> you're fine

> your car is fine

Everything went better than expected.

Fagtardicus replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,185

@194,182 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
I wish it was me.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,188

@194,184 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Fuckin' insurance though :-(

But yeah, it was lucky. Cars are dangerous!

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,191

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
> Cars are dangerous!

I'm disappointed, cccuuunnnttt. This is depressingly sub-par when compared to your usual level of intellectualism. I've come to trust cccuuunnnttt as a trusted name in thought-provoking discourse.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,193

Also hi cccuuunnttt

I haven't seen you for ages and ages

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,195

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
fuck you

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,196

@194,191 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
fuck you too

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,198

@194,195 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)

Well, that's nice.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,201

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
But we were just talking. So you're clearly mocking me and my lack of driving skill.

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,203

@194,196 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
I'm sorry you feel that way, cccuuunnnttt. I've truly come to see you as a friend. I hope we can resolve this issue in a timely manner, cccuuunnnttt, because I would hate for this to defile our relationship. It's become a matter of pride to announce that I'm a close personal companion of cccuuunnnttt.

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,204

@194,201 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)

But when were we talking?

Oh wait, I know when. But why did you say that you were buspuppie?

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,205

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
That wasn't you in ghoul irc?

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,206

@194,203 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
Choke on a cock.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,207

@194,196 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
I am glad you are okay. :)

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,208

@194,205 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)

> Oh wait, I know when. But why did you say that you were buspuppie?

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,209

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
Why would you think that was true though?

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,210

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)

Well, I didn't think you'd lie. I'm very disappointed in you.

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,211

@194,206 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
You know what, cccuuunnnttt? Fine. I don't need to take this from you. I'm fine with it, cccuuunnnttt. I really am. Cccuuunnnttt. The joke is that I'm saying your amusingly inappropriate username as many times as possible. I'm not sure if I was making this too subtle, cccuuunnnttt, so I decided to explicitly declare it. I hope you appreciate it, cccuuunnnttt.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,212

@194,210 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
Oh, okay.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,213

@194,211 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
Lol now I get it! Thanks. Lol.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,215

@194,211 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
I can see why lots of people just call her Becky now. Typing out cccuuunnttt all of the time is annoying.

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,217

@previous (H)

Look who's talking, Anonymous H.

vocalon !0oDERPONYY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,221

@previous (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
AT/why_you_shouldn't_refer_to_posters_by_letters

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,224

@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)

I fail to see what you're referring to. Anonymous H is clearly his username.

Fagtardicus replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #194,238

@194,221 (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
Fuckin' lol'd again.

But actually, that doesn't happen here. All of the letters stay the same when one is deleted.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,287

itt gay shit im outtie

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,327

@194,221 (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
lol 10/10 bud

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,337

@194,221 (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
Wait, what? But that doesn't make any sense, because everyone can see he is Anonymous H. :-/

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,339

@previous (L)
> AT
> Sense
You can only have one, not both

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,342

Basic tweet thread degrades into namefag infighting and circlejerking. Oh wait, this is Minichan. That's supposed to happen. LOL.

Good to see you again cccuuunnttt.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,358

@OP you should suck his duck

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,359

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
this.

grey !C.MxxuCiTo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,659

you should killed him.

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,660

@previous (grey !C.MxxuCiTo)
How can you use that as justification for should killed anyone? That's just silly.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,661

@previous (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
> for should killed anyone
Shitlisted.

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,662

@previous (P)
I am afraid you missed my attempt at humor, dear Anonymous P.
@194,659 (grey !C.MxxuCiTo)

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,663

@previous (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
Unbelievable.

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,665

@previous (P)

Un-fucking-believeable.

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,394

a trip down memory lane

not the thread i was looking for, though

Lady Rainicorn !jRAInBow72 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,398

Oooo.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,433

when i got into a collision last year i wasn't cited either i like that things are that way

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,442

@385,394 (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
you are a horrible driver becky

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,726

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
*cccuuunnttt

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,904

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
no check her passport

Ashe replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,905

@385,394 (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)

I thought this was about the sexual position.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,911

I expected the bump to be from necrochick, since she loves to bump dead stuff... but you becky...

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,912

This is just proof becky is worse than to4str. She endangers innocent peoples lives.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,914

@previous (U)
Sup t04sty...

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,916

@385,912 (U)
But to4str is even worse at driving.

Anonymous U replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,917

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
bullshit

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,918

@previous (U)
He drives under the influence of drugs, crashed into a house, and is constantly breaking his car with his hamfisted attempts at customisation.

Anonymous U replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,920

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Clearly none of that is true.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #385,923

@previous (U)
Sorry, I forgot that to4str is a paragon of morality. My mistake.

Fagtardicus replied with this 13 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #386,110

Say what?

Ashe replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #386,144

@385,920 (U)

I read it in your local newspaper.