Topic: 13 women get STDs after office janitor pisses in their water bottles

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,905

Based as fuck.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/office-janitor-urinated-employee-water-bottles-leading-13-women-testing-positive-for-std-lawsuit

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,218,492

The Libertarian news bot's definition of tyranny is getting stranger and stranger...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,495

@previous (B)
For the record I'm not the LNB. The headline tickled me is all.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,497

"charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon"

Heh.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,498

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

> "charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon"
>
> Heh.

I chuckled at that too. Is the "deadly weapon" his knob or his wee?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 3 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,499

Honestly the most what-the-fuck part of the article/story is this:

> The woman says she sent the video to the building’s management company, and she was told something would be done about it. However, according to the law firm's press release, no action was taken and Diaz was captured later on video doing the same thing.

Surely this is a fat lawsuit in the making.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,500

@1,218,498 (A)
If it's his willy he's won lifetime bragging rights. "My bellend is legally a WMD."

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,501

In which our administrator laughs at rape

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,512

@previous (D)
Who pissed in your water bottle?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,546

Meta?

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