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Topic: Best creepypasta

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE started this discussion 15 years ago #10,889

Externally hosted imageI made an image in which the best creepypasta is collected. Enjoy and post more of your own!

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #194,117

> .gif

Can't fool me, bud.

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,119

@previous (Meowth)

It was either that or 10x the size in png or shit quality in jpg

vocalon !0oDERPONYY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,121

Image went missing@previous (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,122

Image went missing@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,123

Image went missingOP's image in well-optimized PNG. Actually a hell of a lot smaller.

Edit: assuming he's not lying and it wasn't animated, which I didn't feel like confirming or not.

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,124

and then a skeleton popped out!

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,125

@194,123 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)

nigger

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,127

@194,123 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
It's not animated. It's just in .gif format for optimization.

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,130

@194,125 (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
I am of the Caucasian ethnicity, dear friend. I believe you have mistaken me with some other dude.

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,132

@previous (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)

no I mean like "nigger please don't be stylin' on me"

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,133

@194,127 (F)
Then he did a pretty poor job at optimizing it.

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,135

@previous (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)

WELL I'M PRETTY NEW OK

vocalon !0oDERPONYY replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,136

@194,123 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
inb4 apng

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,137

@194,133 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
Shitlisted for complaining.

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,143

Externally hosted image@194,136 (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
Oh, hey, you were right; he was lying. Here's your obligatory victory APNG.

... Stupid Imgur, with your stupid file size limit. I TRIED, OKAY?

Double edit: FUCK THE SYSTEM. http://www.mediafire.com/?l22v4ivqxdxjcuo

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,145

Image went missing@194,136 (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,148

@194,143 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
:D YOU'RE ALIVE.

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,149

@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
I would certainly hope so.

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,153

@previous (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
No. Never ever.

@194,145 (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
Go to bed already.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,157

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,158

Image went missing@194,153 (Triptych !LightPenis)

> Go to bed already.

I'll do that now!

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,159

@194,157 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
That was an abysmally-written piece of literature. You are an unacceptably poor editor.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,167

@194,157 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Holy shit that was scary. They need to make a movie of it.

@194,158 (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
Fuck yeah, last Britfag standing.

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #194,169

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Technically, I don't believe I've ever told anyone where I live.
> _>
<_<

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,248

There is a certain website online that seems to serve no purpose. The website is completely black, with nothing
to click on, no links, nothing. It is said that if you logged on at exactly 2:59 AM, an image labelled
themostbeautifulthingintheworld.jpg will be uploaded and having seen it, you will vanish, never to be seen again.
Some say that the picture contains the portrait of a person, whereas others say that the picture is in fact
something terrifying. Whatever the case, at exactly 3:00 AM the site will be flooded with haha go fuck a shit
up your ass

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,251

@previous (J)

I think the part that perplexes me most about this is that, for whatever reason, you needed to edit that post at least once. As long as the ending remained intact and comprehensible, I cannot imagine what error could have possibly been terminal enough to require modification. When you take the ending into account, there is no reason any part of that needed to be "perfect."

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,266

@previous (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
Our angry anons take their shitposting very seriously around here, and you will often see insufficiently polished shitposts rejected and deleted by the moderation staff if they are not magazine quality by the time they are viewed.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #194,999

Image went missing@194,251 (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
@previous (K)

I REQUIRE TP FOR ME BUNGHOLE

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

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