The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,157
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
The Owl !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,158
LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,159
@194,157 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
That was an abysmally-written piece of literature. You are an unacceptably poor editor.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,167
@194,157 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Holy shit that was scary. They need to make a movie of it.
@194,158 (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
Fuck yeah, last Britfag standing.
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LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#194,169
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Technically, I don't believe I've ever told anyone where I live. > _>
<_<
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#194,248
There is a certain website online that seems to serve no purpose. The website is completely black, with nothing
to click on, no links, nothing. It is said that if you logged on at exactly 2:59 AM, an image labelled
themostbeautifulthingintheworld.jpg will be uploaded and having seen it, you will vanish, never to be seen again.
Some say that the picture contains the portrait of a person, whereas others say that the picture is in fact
something terrifying. Whatever the case, at exactly 3:00 AM the site will be flooded with haha go fuck a shit
up your ass
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LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#194,251
I think the part that perplexes me most about this is that, for whatever reason, you needed to edit that post at least once. As long as the ending remained intact and comprehensible, I cannot imagine what error could have possibly been terminal enough to require modification. When you take the ending into account, there is no reason any part of that needed to be "perfect."
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#194,266
@previous (LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE)
Our angry anons take their shitposting very seriously around here, and you will often see insufficiently polished shitposts rejected and deleted by the moderation staff if they are not magazine quality by the time they are viewed.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#194,999