You seem obsessed.
@OP
> In terms of ridiculous, fantastical lies about his life?
This sounds more like Matt.
I think you all need to get a life. Your in-jokes all suck and are cringe and span almost two decades. In those decades you could have been looking for dates, eating up that pussy. But instead you spent all that time searching for the hottest new memes and in-jokes between weirdos on some forgotten text board that you will probably never meet in reals. Never have I seen such a pathetic excuse to make a thread.
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