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Topic: I used to be cute

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #108,746

all the way up to 16 years of age i was considered the "cute" one that got attention from quite a few girls.
I turned them down because badman touched me about 3 years prior and my sexuality got fucked. Now i'm aging, depressed and never get compliments

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 43 seconds later[^] [v] #1,217,409

Go trans!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,411

> I turned them down because badman touched me about 3 years prior and my sexuality got fucked

That's a total non sequitur. How does someone touching you stop you from accepting the advances of a girl?

Sounds like pop pseudopsychology.

You're probably just autistic, even prior to the faggy touch, and you're only hope for happiness is turning trans.

Lots of tgirls suck each each other off anyway, so if you're right about your sexuality being permanently fucked then that still works out.

Good luck!

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,424

"I used to be cute. I still am cute, but I also used to be too." --Mitch Hedberg

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,428

@previous (boof)

> "I used to be cute. I still am cute, but I also used to be too." --Mitch Hedberg

You fucked it up you berk, it's "I used to too". If you actually include the verb then it ceases to be a joke.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Fried Chicken joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,454

@previous (E)

> > "I used to be cute. I still am cute, but I also used to be too." --Mitch Hedberg
>
> You fucked it up you berk, it's "I used to too". If you actually include the verb then it ceases to be a joke.

Hard disagree, I found humor in his statement regardless of verb placement.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,455

@1,217,428 (E)
Autism.

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,472

ok, "I used to cute. I still cute, but I also used to too."

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,606

@1,217,428 (E)
"Berk"?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,612

Have you considered seeking out groups with similar experiences?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 3 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,624

@1,364,606 (G)
> "Berk"?
Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt".

Anonymous E replied with this 5 days ago, 40 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,631

@previous (I)

> > "Berk"?
> Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt".

Is it bollocks.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 27 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,635

@1,217,409 (B)

> Go trans!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,644

@1,364,631 (E)

It's short for Berkshire Hunt

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 39 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,648

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Then it would be pronounced "bark".

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 46 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,654

@previous (E)
"Berk" is such a dumb insult.

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 23 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,657

@previous (L)
That's something a berk would say.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,659

@previous (E)
It's "bork", actually.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,672

@1,364,648 (E)

Words change pronunciation over time and location

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 19 hours ago, 3 days later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,159

If I was gay, I’d go for a European boy, I’m talking some young guy in his 20s from Central Europe. I want a boy from the Czech Republic (hypothetically). Because those are like the super Nazis countries like Austria. One of those Central European countries that builds fancy buildings just to prove they’re better than you. I’d make a Czech boy with long dark hair and blue eyes get down on his knees, because that’s part aryan, you know, the enemy, and I’d force the enemy to submit. He’d take his shirt off and he’d suck my dick while I’m sitting on a desk and I’d bust my load all over his chest and then I’d get down on the floor with him and tongue kiss him while I squeeze his balls and pull him in close.
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