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Topic: I'm currently sitting in a church

protip !!pMmAiEwOm started this discussion 15 years ago #10,868

Externally hosted image…but I have yet to spontaneously combust.

wat do

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #193,855

@OP
Grab crucifix and do fuck me Jesus routine. In blackface.

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #193,856

Sittin' in the church lookin' real sharp gee
Niggas break out fightin' uh oh its gettin' rowdy
Hoes in the front try'na break it up I'm chillin' in the back
Try'na get my fuckin' dick sucked

protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #193,857

@193,855 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Would it be appropriate to light one up while doing that?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #193,860

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
If by "light one up" you are referring to an infant then it would be very appropriate.

vocalon !0oDERPONYY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #193,863

do a barrel roll

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #193,864

Play that game where you have to yell "bullshit" slightly louder than the last time.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #193,868

Pee in the holy water.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #193,870

@193,860 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
No infants—just the ring bearer and flower girl. There are all sorts of paper books, though.

@193,864 (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
lol'd… during the readings, I assume?

@193,863 (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
These pews are too small, and it's too close for missiles—I'm switching to guns.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #193,872

@193,868 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Do episcopalians use that?

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #193,873

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I sure hope so.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #193,913

How's your polarity looking?

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #193,934

Play that game where you yell "penis" slightly louder than the last time.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #193,936

@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
We play the same thing but use 'gook soup'

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #193,941

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Why gook soup?

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,028

@193,934 (Triptych !LightPenis)

Don't jack my swagger, bitch.

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,059

@previous (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
But it's better to yell "penis" than "bullshit".

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,062

@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)

No it isn't. You could maybe say that you were saying something instead of "penis", or even totlaly disguise it as a cough. Try disguising 'bullshit;' as a cough, it just sounds like you're saying 'bullshit' like an asshole.

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,068

@previous (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
Maybe. But still. How about "vagina"?

protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,069

@193,913 (G)
I can confirm that the visit did indeed reverse my polarity.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #194,071

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