Topic: I am finally getting a pet monkey, fora!!
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,492
A legal, tame macaque as an emotional support monkey.
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You'd need to keep a group
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,108
Are you naming it Shtick?
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Don't think they give helper monkeys for emotional support. Pretty sure those are reserved for people with disabilities concerning their motor skills.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,126
@previous (E)
Oh, they do if you get the right licensing. I am thinking of naming him Minchan. Any other suggestions? Yoyo, III? Anything else?
Oh, they do if you get the right licensing. I am thinking of naming him Minchan. Any other suggestions? Yoyo, III? Anything else?
Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,192
@previous (A)
No they don't. lol
https://www.needymeds.org/PAN/eligibility_guidelines.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiqn6K8zKr8AhVltjEKHbdQAhYQFnoECDoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0tmbL3grwi947pnrhUtQwA
No they don't. lol
https://www.needymeds.org/PAN/eligibility_guidelines.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiqn6K8zKr8AhVltjEKHbdQAhYQFnoECDoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0tmbL3grwi947pnrhUtQwA
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@previous (A)
Stop lying to the forum. They don't give $40,000 helper animals to people with poor control over their emotions. Thanks.
Stop lying to the forum. They don't give $40,000 helper animals to people with poor control over their emotions. Thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 36 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,195
@previous (E)
Stop arguing Autistically with everything. I am getting a fucking monkey. Go argue with the authorities, you Autistic titty baby.
Stop arguing Autistically with everything. I am getting a fucking monkey. Go argue with the authorities, you Autistic titty baby.
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@OP
You should name your pet monkey Lizzo and train it to be a classic flutist.
To achieve the desired look feed your monkey lots of Jollibee spaghetti and then make it wear a dress.
You should name your pet monkey Lizzo and train it to be a classic flutist.
To achieve the desired look feed your monkey lots of Jollibee spaghetti and then make it wear a dress.
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@1,215,298 (A)
> lol Feeding a monkey Jolibee spaghetti is a sure way to make it diabetic.
Wouldn’t you rather have a fat service monkey that is equally dependent on you? Is there anything more intimate and loving then giving insulin shots to your obese diabetic monkey and then sharing a plate of jolly spaghetti after?
> lol Feeding a monkey Jolibee spaghetti is a sure way to make it diabetic.
Wouldn’t you rather have a fat service monkey that is equally dependent on you? Is there anything more intimate and loving then giving insulin shots to your obese diabetic monkey and then sharing a plate of jolly spaghetti after?