Topic: Would you date a girl with a deformed hand?
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,429 I matched with her on Bumble. She's covered in tattoos (probably to distract from the hand), has a good job, and seems pretty nice and cool. I didn't notice the hand at first but taking a closer look at her pictures it's noticeable that she has a hand with only 4 half fingers on it.
What would the fora do?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,214,749 lol imagine the handjobs!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,750 I'll give you a hand with 4 half-fingers, if you'd like.
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,751 Yes.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 22 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,754 @previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> Yes.Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,756 Yolo
chester joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,760 hot
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,761 This is the hand
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,764 Ask her if her hand is deformed to make sure.
chester replied with this 3 years ago , 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,765 @1,214,761 (A)
that's no hand....
chester double-posted this 3 years ago , 20 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,766 that's a foot baby
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago , 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,768 Ask her about her handjob technique.
chester replied with this 3 years ago , 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,779 does she have a half thumb
Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago , 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,780 @previous (chester )
Something gotta be pressing that shutter button.
Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,788 Date her providing she hasn't dated a black guy first
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,789 @previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Based
Brother Pat Crapper joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,797 I would. With her shorter fingers it would make your dick look thicker when she wraps her deformed fingers around it.
Anonymous H replied with this 3 years ago , 59 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,799 @previous (Brother Pat Crapper )
Okay but what about when she wipes her asshole with her gimp hand?
Brother Pat Crapper replied with this 3 years ago , 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,803 @previous (H)
Probably a good thing. If she gets poop on her fingers at least she won't have to worry about having to dig it out from under her nails.
boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,809 NO FUCKIN TATS
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago , 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,810 Have her slide those nubs up your ass
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