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Topic: I was in the hospital for the last week.

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,397

I fell into a diabetic coma and almost died. Shit. I am so thankful to the doctors for saving my life. See, last week, I ate one strand of Jolibee spaghetti. My blood sugar immediately rose to 900 and I lost consciousness. Thank God the Jolibee cashier called the ambulance for me! I will always owe my life to Jolibee!

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #1,214,508

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Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,509

You might be somewhere else next week if the Jollibee spaghetti threads keep multiplying like this...

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,511

I’m going to order a Jollibee spaghetti with chickenjoy and take pictures for you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,513

@previous (C)
Enjoy your diabetes!

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,514

@previous (A)
Did you understand my polite suggestion to KITOTPT?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,515

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yes but when I did that with North Korea the thread was deleted. Can’t win no matter what.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,516

@previous (A)
Your’re one ugly bastard lol

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,520

you know the scene in Disney's The Lady and the Tramp when the dogs shared a strand of shsphagetti? The dogs went into a diabetic coma and died. They had to reshoot the whole fuckin movie

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,522

@1,214,516 (D)
Look who's talking lol.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,523

@1,214,520 (boof)
lol

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,524

@1,214,520 (boof)

> you know the scene in Disney's The Lady and the Tramp when the dogs shared a strand of shsphagetti? The dogs went into a diabetic coma and died. They had to reshoot the whole fuckin movie

lol

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,525

Eating yummy Jollibee chickenjoy with jolly spaghetti and a pineapple refresher so yummy delicious wow!

Lady D !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,528

@1,214,515 (A)
Just bump an original thread instead of making a new thread, even if it's a mega thread dumbass

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,530

@previous (Lady D !Pool..v42s)

> Just bump an original thread instead of making a new thread, even if it's a mega thread dumbass

Stop being so mad… be happy! Eat Chickenjoy and dance like Jollibee dances! Fun fun fun!

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,536

@1,214,515 (A)
Keeping it to one thread DOES NOT AND NEVER DID mean "make another thread about it". It means using one or more of the existing thread(s) already touching on that topic.

As for your North Korea thread, you already had several threads about it. What do you think "keep it to one thread" means, exactly?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,537

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Which one?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,563

@1,214,536 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> What do you think "keep it to one thread" means, exactly?

@previous (A)

> Which one?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,592

@1,214,537 (A)
Alright then. I tried to be nice about this. Just don't come crying about "muh nazi mods".

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,603

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> Alright then. I tried to be nice about this. Just don't come crying about "muh nazi mods".

Diabetic hyperglycemia mood swing schtick.

Green joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,604

Corry blimey, I Shay me knickers I did!
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