Topic: FAO: The guy seeking a traditional Mexican wife

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,396

Have you considered a traditional fat, black, Southern girl? Listen, there are several advantages:

1. They cook the best soul food.
2. They make the best iced tea.
3. They go all out in bed.
4. They have a snippy attitude, but they will use it to have your back in all situations.
5. If she comes from a religious black family, she will not cheat on you.
6. The best pan-fried chicken you will ever taste.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,214,504

Mammoth toots in

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,505

@previous (B)
lol that too, but if you avoid the blast zone, it is ok

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,510

Mexican food is better, and Mexican accents are more attractive to me than southern accents.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,512

@previous (C)
True, but fat black girls got lots of love to give and lots of chicken to fry!

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,519

@previous (A)
lol

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 58 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,531

Also if they sit on you you could die of suffocation if you’re into kinky stuff

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