Topic: my new invention: a conch shell with a little electronic component

boof started this discussion 3 years ago #108,295

When you hold the shell to your ear, you hear the sea. In about a minute, just barely audible, it says unpleasant things, such as kill yourself... kill yourself...

what else might it say?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,214,024

"Eat a dick, you faggot"

Lady D !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,027

> eat at Joe's

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,028

Does it summon the lord of the flies?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,031

Kook wants to murder the Black Little Mermaid

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,128

im googling your address im gonna kill you in your house

boof (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,141

AIDS... AIDS... AIDS... AAAAAAIDS...

boof (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,142

@1,214,028 (D)

> Does it summon the lord of the flies?

there is a setting for it to summon flies

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,178

Just have it quote Sheila LaBoof topics lmao 😂

boof (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,196

do you have a grotto on any of your property

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Minichan