Topic: I had some stupid commiefornia bitch move in next doorto me.
Laugh-ayy-ette started this discussion 3 years ago#108,273
She would freak out anytime she saw a gator. Bitch, you bought a house on the water, wtf did you think was in there? She built some shitty 4' chain link fence around her house. Now, gators can climb chain link, they usually won't but they can.
Doesn't matter, for the next year every night I got drunk and saw a little gator on my dock, basically every night, I would grab it and throw it over her fence.
She took down the chainlink fence and put up a 6' wood privacy fence. I've never seen a gator climb a six foot wood fence, but I'm 6'2" and can chunk gators, drunk, over a six foot fence all night. I think the most I ever did in one night was 7 gators. She took her stupid ass back to Berkley.