Topic: Hello my children.

Father Merrick started this discussion 3 years ago #108,172

I am not Father Merrin, but Father Merrick, otherwise known as the Elephant Man. Society was cruel to me, so I became a Catholic priest. I’m am here for you, my children.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 33 minutes later[^] [v] #1,213,486

Will you help me find a Mexican wife?

Father Merrick (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,487

@previous (B)
I will, my son. They make good, Christian wives.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,488

@previous (Father Merrick)
Thank you, father. What should I do? Should I move to southern California?

Father Merrick (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,489

@previous (B)
My son, you should move to a small, poor village in Mexico. Are you a white American? The village girls will throw themselves at you. You will have your choice. Just know that when you marry a poor Mexican village girl, you will be expected to provide for her entire family.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,490

@previous (Father Merrick)
I have heard stories that the Mexican girls are very proficient in the art of fellatio. Is this true Father?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,491

@1,213,489 (Father Merrick)
How do I move to Mexico? Should I just go for as long as I am legally able to stay? I am afraid that will not be enough time to find someone and fall in love.

Father Merrick (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,492

@1,213,490 (C)
My son, I have taken a vow of chastity and know nothing about those things.

Father Merrick (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 31 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,493

@1,213,491 (B)
My son, if a white American spends even a week in a poor rural Mexican village, he will have his choice of the girls.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,494

@previous (Father Merrick)
But I don't want just any girl, and I don't want someone who just wants to get married for the money. I want to find someone I can truly share a connection with.

Father Merrick (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,495

@previous (B)
You will find her. All the parents in the village will want their daughter to marry you. Out of all those girls, you will connect with one, my son.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,496

@previous (Father Merrick)
How can I find such a village, father?

Father Merrick (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,497

@previous (B)
My, choose a state without cartel activity, and use Google Earth to look for charming villages.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,498

@1,213,492 (Father Merrick)
Father I too would like to find a nice Mexican wife, but I don't want to waste my time to find one and then she is not very good pleasing me orally. I'm sure you know as you were probably well traveled when you were with the circus. It is ok to help us out. It won't go against your vows.

Father Merrick (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,499

@previous (C)
My son, I must confess that, as the Elephant Man, I did once receive oral. However, it was an elephant doing it with its trunk. I am afraid that I genuinely do not know anything about human oral sex.

Minichan