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Topic: MiniTwitter #38: New Year Edition - Post your status or whatever.

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,145

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     ,--'    _,'   | Wage class war!       |                        
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,213,337

After the holidays I'm going to start looking for a new job. #newyearnewme #blessed #hashtag

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,338

It's not the new year. Take this thread down immediately or face the consequences.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,339

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He new year is only two weeks away, get fucked, nerd. 😎

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,340

@previous (A)
Then you can make this thread in 2 weeks. Banned.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,344

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Stay mad, fag. 😎😎😎

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,345

This was made too early...

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,346

we should have a new years bash here though

i probably cant drink this nye though so i need someone here to do the drinking i normally would

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,355

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Light the tteh signal...

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,359

@previous (A)
The cool thing is that I know he could actually do it. 😎

But no. Only one can fill in for me... It's you, mate!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,360

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Oh, I probably won't be drinking. I will inject a marinara in your hono(u)r.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,481

I agree with Fake anon!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,004

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Fake Anon is an angry h8r. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,026

@OP
WHat was the prompt for this AI image?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,033

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Ancient Roman New Year's Eve Party made of corn
Dezgo created it.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,216

@1,214,004 (A)
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,469

I found him. I found the Roman with the coolest name.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcius_Turbo

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,470

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Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,491

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Damned fag..

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,501

@previous (F)
FAG

chester joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,214,626

@1,214,470 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
was he fast

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,014

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,135

I have a small penis, message me for details.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 20 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,292

Pull up,bitch..

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,344

@previous (F)
the vols got ass raped this season lol

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,364

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,932

@OP
> No to imperialist war
> Wage class war!

Can we actually though? What will it take? Are we too complacent? Do we have it too good with our meaningless distractions to ever hope of taking what is rightfully ours? Too many streaming services, too many video games, too much social media, too much junk food...? Seriously, what has to happen for the proles to rise up and fight back?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,216,514

@previous (B)

> Seriously, what has to happen for the proles to rise up and fight back?

Proles will only fight when their puppet rebel leaders induce them too, and that will only happen when it's a useful way to criminalize and arrest people en mass.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,216,863

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,228

I am very frustrated about work because the lady whose job i am taking over is heavily resisting the process despite claiming she wants me to take over her job so she can do sales

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,230

Oh but my rescue snake finally seems to be stable and happy!! I'm so proud!

squeegee replied with this 3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,218,532

still hot as fuck. u know

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,382

Current status

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,220,440

@1,218,230 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Your rescue snake needed rescuing?

lol

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,331

Moving into our newly renovated house next week

Selling the current house in March/April

Everything gon be okay

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,342

@previous (N)
How's Wren?

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,344

I picked up drawing again

Anonymous O replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,345

@previous (P)
How do you draw 3000 things to sell online?

Anonymous P replied with this 3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,346

@previous (O)
)ol

Anonymous P double-posted this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,347

@1,221,345 (O)
Reminds me of that bruce lee quote "I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times."

Now replace kicks with drawings and 10,000 drawings of a cat.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,370

I am inebriated right now, but I'd just like to say: I am truly grateful for the time I've spent on this website. I would not be the person that I am today, had I not spend my formative years hanging around here.

Many of you are quite weird people, but for the most part, I'm glad I met you. <3

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,434

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Niggers tongue my anus

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,438

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)

lol

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,440

Ahhh, there is nothing like a nice morning shower when you're slightly hungover. It's almost as nice as knowing that you definitely didn't make any embarrassing posts last night.

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,442

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Why are you not at work?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,443

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
That is my private information.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,458

@1,221,442 (Erik !AltRitexT6)

> Why are you not at work?

Four day weekend Monday is Presidents Day, they celebrate that worldwide doofus

Anonymous P replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,460

@previous (Q)
Half day for schoolies

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,499

@1,213,346 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Lightweight

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,502

@previous (F)
I could drink you under the table...You damn limp-wristed sissy...Yep..

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,688

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Maybe you could. Most of time now I have started trying to just drink at night.
I still drink my favorite exclusively...but I never toss back more an one pint a day except for special occasions.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

Anonymous P replied with this 3 years ago, 3 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,005

Susuusususudio

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,243

My real ones are never around when I fucking need them. I fucking hate life FUCK!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,244

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Anonymous O replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,265

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
You are not needed on this earth, let alone this board. Your participation serves no purpose except to reduce the enjoyment of others.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,299

@previous (O)
What about me, Killer Lettuce? 😁

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,302

@1,222,265 (O)
Ok, I'm permanently leaving this board. I took a break, thought I could come back and have fun, but my mental health is really bad, I'm depressed enough as it is already and nearly had a mental breakdown and I do not need negativity like this at the moment. My tripcode is #AuTiStIc. Bye.

Anonymous O replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,312

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Bye.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,441

@1,222,302 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
I hope you aren't serious. The fora loves you Green. Anonymous O is a little bitch and can go fuck himself.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,459

@previous (B)
I am serious. I'm going to kill myself. Goodbye. Forever.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,483

i love working on indie projects because the trade off for more responsibilities isn't even higher pay. it's just more responsibilities, and the "higher pay" is being in the pool of people selected from when it comes time to make some more capital-O Official stuff. which could pay, but not a lot. but that time for new Official stuff is not ever going to come, because the big man himself called a time out, just to keep it real. and evidently, without the big man on the court, there is no game to be played. or whatever. the metaphor kind of got away from me

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,756

I’m dead

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,222,770

@1,222,302 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Oh no I'm sorry green. :(

It was nice to have you here. Do what you need to do to be mentally at peace.

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 2 years ago, 4 weeks later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,166

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Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 23 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,304

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
If only green would have figured out this one easy trick.

spectacles replied with this 2 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,358

___, '——
👁️ 👃👁️
 👄   👂 🫴
🫲  -just doing a little house breaking. gotta new kitty cat. filthy stray. haven't decided if it needs to get, snippy, snippy.
      as long as it doesn't piss all over everything, or, like, bother me, then I won't waste the 15 minutes. 
      it's not allowed in the house anyway. not in MY house.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 23 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,541

@previous (spectacles)
"it" is not a pronoun.

Anonymous R replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,566

@1,226,358 (spectacles)
i adopted a bunch of strays that were living on the property when i moved in. it's a good idea to get it snipped, collared and chipped if you intend on living with it. feral cats love to run off, and having those kinds of clear signs of ownership can be the difference between life and death sometimes

spectacles replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,698

@1,226,541 (S)
https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-fiction/how-to-handle-animal-pronouns-he-she-or-it

A: It's not often we get grammar questions about animals—it's even less often that we get one with two different answers. But that's what we have here.

An animal is referred as “it” unless the relationship is personal (like a pet that has a name). Then it’s OK to use “he” or “she" when referring to the animal. This also applies to using “who” and “whom." If the animal has a personal relationship with the person, then use "who" or "whom." Otherwise you must exclusively use “which” or “that.” Here's an example that incorporates both of these rules:

Personal: My horse, whom I call Steve, is my best friend. He comforts me when I ride him.

Generic: The stray dog, which I saw chasing its own tail, was shedding hair.

The "personal" rule also holds true if you're writing a kids book and the animals can talk—as you’re giving them human traits and making them characters your readers can get to know. Even if the animals don't have specific names, they are given personalities and this is enough to make them personal.


Matt definitely doesn't have a personality and I don't have a personal relationship with him, and human traits are questionable so I went with the generic form I'd use for a stray.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous S replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,702

@previous (spectacles)

> An animal is referred as “it” unless the relationship is personal
> unless the relationship is personal
> like a pet

spectacles replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,705

@1,226,566 (R)
if it were a real cat and not an insulting analogy for interacting with a shitposter i assume to be Matt I'd actually care for it. animals deserve to looked after properly. good on you

spectacles double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,706

@1,226,702 (S)
it's not a pet tho, it's an insulting analogy.

Anonymous S replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,707

@previous (spectacles)
There's no indication of that.

squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,748

@previous (S)
that's why I know you're not matt

Anonymous S replied with this 2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,226,763

@previous (squeegee)
Matt?

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 week later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,228,169

@previous (S)
squeegee is a retard and was talking about bert

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 2 days later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,228,788

@previous (T)

> squeegee is a retard and was talking about bert

Bert was right every time, bitch!

Anonymous F double-posted this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,228,789

@previous (F)
By God..

Anonymous F triple-posted this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,228,791

@1,222,756 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Suck my weirdo..ain't by weirdo. .free soeedos

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 week later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,230,134

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Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 5 days later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,230,951

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Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,017

@previous (F)
No idea what I'm looking at.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,023

@previous (V)
Someone SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD, something you need to do more.

Anonymous V replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,102

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Having tried one last time to seriously contact this "moot" (in a very friendly fashion) about a mutual linkage deal to stop the spam/attack problems on both boards, getting only very short, negative responses, I will not try this ever again unless he contacts me. (I said that I was prepared to remove the banned phrases and add a permanent text or graphical ad for 4chan in return for a text or image ad "over there", and that this most likely will eliminate lots of problems for both.)

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,123

@previous (V)
This is one of the funniest footnotes in Anontalk history. Fucking Kimmo tries to blackmail moot into advertising for him, and then gets incredulous when it doesn't work. All while telling hilariously weak lies about how he had nothing to do with the spam on 4chan.

He was such a character. A perfect comedic villain for those earlier, wild west days of the Internet. We'll never see his like again.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Anonymous V replied with this 2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,139

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

He will never return to do anything great for humanity/the Internet ever again. This could truly have been the most wonderful thing to have happened to the Internet since its inception, but instead of the huge success it deserved to be, you actively destroyed it.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,198

@1,231,123 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Grow up, Son. I'm sorry you never got your vide of you bouncing on Kimmos dick like you wanted...with anime captions...for you t jerk off too. MAYBE IF YOU LOOK YOU CAN FIND A SITE THAT CATERS TO THAT WEIRD SHIT.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Anonymous V replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,199

@previous (F)
lol

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,204

@1,231,198 (F)
> Grow up, Son
I really doubt that you're in a position to say that to anyone. 🤭

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 2 years ago, 2 weeks later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,233,079

I recently purchased some Roman coins from an antique fair! I spent some of my evening examining them, trying to identify which Emperors they show and what the inscriptions say. I got some absolute gems: a coin of Galerius (one of the last pagan Emperors before Christianity really took off, enthusiastically persecuted them but eventually stopped), a coin of Constantine the Great (the first Christian Emperor), and a coin of Philip II, which was quite heavily worn but somehow the dealer had identified it, and my own research confirmed this identification as accurate.

I know it sounds sad, but I have a blast! I'm not just holding a piece of history, but also a tiny piece of Roman PR, which can be dissected to find all kinds of interesting meanings

I wish I could post an image but, well, Imgur.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,233,083

Ugh I really wanted to see them

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,233,085

Hello, here is the weewees up your bum you ordered (:

Anonymous V replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,233,090

@1,233,079 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> I'm not just holding a piece of history, but also a tiny piece of Roman PR, which can be dissected to find all kinds of interesting meanings
That's true of literally everything. Every molecule and atom of everything and anything has a history tracing back to the beginning of time at least.

And anyway, how do you know these aren't counterfeit? This all sounds like the perfect trap for the arm-chair weekend historian.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,233,091

@previous (V)
Hahaha, are you the anon who tried to convince me that I'd get in trouble if I bought coins in Italy, and then tried to take them home to the UK?

I actually quite like you, you've got a sense of humour. You're not as boring as some anonymous trolls. I appreciate what you do here!

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,233,095

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I have a King Charles 50p!

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 week later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,234,192

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