Topic: *spanks you on the behind*
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,101
Spanko!
giggles maniacally and runs off
*teehee!*
giggles maniacally and runs off
*teehee!*
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,212,927
punk rock vampires.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,928
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 28 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,931
HI GUYS!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,932
@1,212,930 (B)
I see. What made you insert such a topic into a thread that had nothing to do with it?
I see. What made you insert such a topic into a thread that had nothing to do with it?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,994
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Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,997
@1,212,994 (A)
I mean it's just a combination of the two largest influences on pop culture the past 50-odd years. Anyone could come up with it. I mean you can make this shit up all day. Here's a few:
Smooth Jazz Nazis
Techno Anarchists
Alternative Rock Republicans
I mean if I could come up with those in about ten seconds, having never heard of ANY of them before, anyone could merge two random pop culture things.
I mean it's just a combination of the two largest influences on pop culture the past 50-odd years. Anyone could come up with it. I mean you can make this shit up all day. Here's a few:
Smooth Jazz Nazis
Techno Anarchists
Alternative Rock Republicans
I mean if I could come up with those in about ten seconds, having never heard of ANY of them before, anyone could merge two random pop culture things.
Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,998
But going back to punk rock vampires specifically, it's been done before.
Here's a video from 2007 "Zombina and the Skeletones - "Punk Rock Vampires: Destroy!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CjWO-ov6lE
There's apparently at lest ten great punk songs about vampires: https://dyingscene.com/archive/10-great-punk-songs-about-vampires/
Bandcamp has a tag for "vampire punk" https://bandcamp.com/tag/vampire-punk
Walmart has a whole category of vampire punk costumes: https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/punk-vampire
A group called "Further" released an album twenty years ago called "Punk Rock Vampires" in 2002: https://www.discogs.com/release/8956166-Further-Punk-Rock-Vampires
Someone named K.D. McQuain wrote a series of books mixing vampires and punks:
I mean Matt is hardly the first or last person to think of this. There's shit going back twenty years at least literally calling itself "Punk Rock Vampires".
Here's a video from 2007 "Zombina and the Skeletones - "Punk Rock Vampires: Destroy!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CjWO-ov6lE
There's apparently at lest ten great punk songs about vampires: https://dyingscene.com/archive/10-great-punk-songs-about-vampires/
Bandcamp has a tag for "vampire punk" https://bandcamp.com/tag/vampire-punk
Walmart has a whole category of vampire punk costumes: https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/punk-vampire
A group called "Further" released an album twenty years ago called "Punk Rock Vampires" in 2002: https://www.discogs.com/release/8956166-Further-Punk-Rock-Vampires
Someone named K.D. McQuain wrote a series of books mixing vampires and punks:
Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll... and the UNDEAD!?!
Forced to flee across the country, a teenage runaway must struggle with self-discovery and raging hormones on the New York Punk scene while being hunted by an ancient, bloodthirsty evil.
With only his mother for company, rural isolation in East Texas was as boring and bleak a life as sheltered and naive Christian could imagine. The most exciting thing to look forward to were monthly visits from the nice old lady who took his mother shopping in town. After being subjected to a bizarre and humiliating birthday ceremony, Christian decides to leave home to think things through, and when the opportunity for adventure presents itself, he jumps at the chance. But being on his own is more terrifying than he ever dreamed.
Barely surviving a brutal attack, Christian finds himself being hunted across the country by an ancient, bloodthirsty evil, putting him and those he cares for in mortal peril. He must quickly learn to navigate the hazards of the gritty streets of New York City if he is going to survive the tough Punk music scene long enough to discover his destiny.
Can he survive on his own? Will he find the life he hoped for? And what the hell does OMFUG mean anyway?
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25884402-punk
Forced to flee across the country, a teenage runaway must struggle with self-discovery and raging hormones on the New York Punk scene while being hunted by an ancient, bloodthirsty evil.
With only his mother for company, rural isolation in East Texas was as boring and bleak a life as sheltered and naive Christian could imagine. The most exciting thing to look forward to were monthly visits from the nice old lady who took his mother shopping in town. After being subjected to a bizarre and humiliating birthday ceremony, Christian decides to leave home to think things through, and when the opportunity for adventure presents itself, he jumps at the chance. But being on his own is more terrifying than he ever dreamed.
Barely surviving a brutal attack, Christian finds himself being hunted across the country by an ancient, bloodthirsty evil, putting him and those he cares for in mortal peril. He must quickly learn to navigate the hazards of the gritty streets of New York City if he is going to survive the tough Punk music scene long enough to discover his destiny.
Can he survive on his own? Will he find the life he hoped for? And what the hell does OMFUG mean anyway?
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25884402-punk
I mean Matt is hardly the first or last person to think of this. There's shit going back twenty years at least literally calling itself "Punk Rock Vampires".
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,000
@1,212,997 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yes, on Minichan, many posters have posted about it. Dolts.
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yes, on Minichan, many posters have posted about it. Dolts.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,001
@previous (A)
Why do you pretend to be a progressive liberal feminist yet you refer to a foreign bride as a "souvenir", effectively likening her to a purchased object?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=911&v=7d_Ig5mO2ic
Why do you pretend to be a progressive liberal feminist yet you refer to a foreign bride as a "souvenir", effectively likening her to a purchased object?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=911&v=7d_Ig5mO2ic
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,002
@previous (F)
Anyone who thinks you can simply buy a woman to be your wife is either naive, lacking in empathy, or a potent mix of both.
Also good lord what is he wearing? Why is his hair like that?
Anyone who thinks you can simply buy a woman to be your wife is either naive, lacking in empathy, or a potent mix of both.
Also good lord what is he wearing? Why is his hair like that?
Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,004
@previous (G)
> Also good lord what is he wearing? Why is his hair like that?
He's a profoundly odd individual.
> Also good lord what is he wearing? Why is his hair like that?
He's a profoundly odd individual.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,005
@1,213,002 (G)
> Anyone who thinks you can simply buy a woman to be your wife is either naive, lacking in empathy, or a potent mix of both.
I guess if you wanted one for social reasons but were unable to attract a woman without the inducement of money and/or permanent resident status?
> Also good lord what is he wearing?
This is what it looks like when a portly, middle aged man buys his clothes at Hot Topic.
> Why is his hair like that?
He needs to maintain a business casual, white collar office-friendly haircut for work. But he also wants to be a punk, flipping the middle finger to the expectations of polite society. So he's kinda squared the circle by using a colossal amount of gel to sculpt a conservative, plain men's haircut into a "fauxhawk" which looks retarded because his hair wasn't cut for it.
> Anyone who thinks you can simply buy a woman to be your wife is either naive, lacking in empathy, or a potent mix of both.
I guess if you wanted one for social reasons but were unable to attract a woman without the inducement of money and/or permanent resident status?
> Also good lord what is he wearing?
This is what it looks like when a portly, middle aged man buys his clothes at Hot Topic.
> Why is his hair like that?
He needs to maintain a business casual, white collar office-friendly haircut for work. But he also wants to be a punk, flipping the middle finger to the expectations of polite society. So he's kinda squared the circle by using a colossal amount of gel to sculpt a conservative, plain men's haircut into a "fauxhawk" which looks retarded because his hair wasn't cut for it.
Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,006
@1,213,002 (G)
I should also add that the weather in the Southern US is such that you can only wear a jacket for maybe two weeks in January and as a result, no one wears them unless they are motorcycling or something. He's got to be sweltering in that pleather monstrosity.
I should also add that the weather in the Southern US is such that you can only wear a jacket for maybe two weeks in January and as a result, no one wears them unless they are motorcycling or something. He's got to be sweltering in that pleather monstrosity.
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,007
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,008
@1,213,005 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
You are so obsessed that you "analyze" everything about me. Just pitiful. Get a life.
You are so obsessed that you "analyze" everything about me. Just pitiful. Get a life.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,009
@OP
Do you regret creating this topic?
Do you regret creating this topic?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,017
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Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,020
@1,213,008 (A)
> You are so obsessed that you "analyze" everything about me. Just pitiful. Get a life.
But I thought you weren't Matt?
> You are so obsessed that you "analyze" everything about me. Just pitiful. Get a life.
But I thought you weren't Matt?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,025
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
But I thought you weren't obsessed? MATT MATT MATT! He is your god! LMAO!
But I thought you weren't obsessed? MATT MATT MATT! He is your god! LMAO!
Anonymous H replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,027
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 6 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,028
@1,213,025 (A)
Again this is clear proof that far from being upset, you get off on alleged "stalking" and "obsession".
Since you seem to enjoy it so much, I'll ensure more of your reports for such reach the circular file.
Again this is clear proof that far from being upset, you get off on alleged "stalking" and "obsession".
Since you seem to enjoy it so much, I'll ensure more of your reports for such reach the circular file.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,030
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
No, I do not get off on it. I have mentioned several times a very EASY way to PROVE OR DISPROVE your theory. Just, and listen, STOP POSTING ABOUT ME for 24 hours. Just 24 hours. If, during that time, I do attention-seeking things, then you are right. If, contrarily, I do not, then you are wrong. Why do you always ignore and refuse to do this SIMPLE test?
No, I do not get off on it. I have mentioned several times a very EASY way to PROVE OR DISPROVE your theory. Just, and listen, STOP POSTING ABOUT ME for 24 hours. Just 24 hours. If, during that time, I do attention-seeking things, then you are right. If, contrarily, I do not, then you are wrong. Why do you always ignore and refuse to do this SIMPLE test?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,034
@previous (A)
> create a topic to attract attention
> actively seek attention
> get upset when people give you attention
> create a topic to attract attention
> actively seek attention
> get upset when people give you attention
Lady D !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,035
@1,213,030 (A)
You could have simply ignored the troll post, but you responded with pretended ignorance to draw out the troll, instead of just ignoring them. You fucking idiot.
You could have simply ignored the troll post, but you responded with pretended ignorance to draw out the troll, instead of just ignoring them. You fucking idiot.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,037
@previous (Lady D !Pool..v42s)
Let them ignore me for a simple 24 hours. That is the simple test of who is actually obsessed.
Let them ignore me for a simple 24 hours. That is the simple test of who is actually obsessed.
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so like, what if, what if, there were these ninjas, but like, they were, like, fuckin turtles
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Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,078
@1,213,028 (Meta !Sober//iZs)> I'll ensure more of your reports for such reach the circular file.
...And we don't check that one very often! So it could take us a while before we look at them.
RWBY Rhubarb joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,080
Corr blimey! Love a good spanko on me bum bum I do!