Minichan

Topic: I haven't had sex in 11 months.

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,070

I'm going to kill myself.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 20 seconds later[^] [v] #1,212,699

The fact that you have ever even had sex puts you ahead of all other Minichanners.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,701

@previous (B)
I just want to feel warm boobies again.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,702

@previous (A)
Then get a call girl. It's easy, fast, and a sure thing.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,703

@previous (B)
If I had money I would already have a girlfriend. I'm broke.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,705

@previous (A)
Hmm. Well, go out to bars and cafes and talk to girls. It's not that hard to get laid.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,707

@previous (B)
Who would wanna sleep with a broke 26-year-old who lives with his parents?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,709

@previous (A)
plenty of girls. Trust me, it's not hard. Go hang out at a bar and talk to girls. Be normal and not a creep, and it will happen soon enough. Do you know how many times I got laid in college but by dong that? Tons.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,711

@1,212,707 (A)

> Who would wanna sleep with a broke 26-year-old who lives with his parents?

Find a broke 26-year-old woman who lives with her parents.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,712

@previous (C)
this

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,715

@1,212,702 (B)
That shit is so sketchy. All the "reputable" girls ask for shit like pictures of your ID and your place of employment so they can "discretely" call and verify you actually work there. Everyone online says it's actually a good thing they do that, so they know exactly who they're dealing with and there's no funny business, for their own safety. And that if you meet one online who doesn't ask for that info to run because she's either a cop or will give you every STD in the book. But that is way too fucking much personal information to give to a prostitute. I'd rather not leave such an obvious trail when I do my illegal activities anyway.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,717

@previous (D)

> That shit is so sketchy. All the "reputable" girls ask for shit like pictures of your ID and your place of employment so they can "discretely" call and verify you actually work there. Everyone online says it's actually a good thing they do that, so they know exactly who they're dealing with and there's no funny business, for their own safety. And that if you meet one online who doesn't ask for that info to run because she's either a cop or will give you every STD in the book. But that is way too fucking much personal information to give to a prostitute. I'd rather not leave such an obvious trail when I do my illegal activities anyway.

Anyone giving their photo ID and employment information to a hooker is so dumb they deserve the inevitable blackmail.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,718

@previous (C)
My thoughts exactly. But every community online that discusses this swears that's just the way things are done.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,721

I haven't had sex in 10 years

Lady D !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,725

@previous (E)

> I haven't had sex in 10 years

And boy are your arms tired?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,735

@1,212,715 (D)

> That shit is so sketchy. All the "reputable" girls ask for shit like pictures of your ID and your place of employment so they can "discretely" call and verify you actually work there. Everyone online says it's actually a good thing they do that, so they know exactly who they're dealing with and there's no funny business, for their own safety. And that if you meet one online who doesn't ask for that info to run because she's either a cop or will give you every STD in the book. But that is way too fucking much personal information to give to a prostitute. I'd rather not leave such an obvious trail when I do my illegal activities anyway.

True

Anonymous G double-posted this 3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,736

Have you tried a dating app like Hinge, Tinder, or Bumble?

chester joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,740

i'll have sex with you op

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,744

@1,212,736 (G)
I got no quality matches.
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