boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,212,527
Aries
You may find yourself a bit closed off when you awaken this morning, sweet ram, as the moon faces off with Pluto in our skies. Try not to fixate on your cock, as it could take you down a terrible place
Taurus
Your shadow may have a message for you this morning, dear Taurus, as the Cancer moon faces off with Pluto. This celestial exchange will stir deep rumbles in your ass pipe, and what you eat today may bring unwanted shit tomorrow.
Gemini
The Cancer moon faces off with brooding Pluto this morning, dear Gemini, pushing you outside of your comfort zone. Though the idea of change may anger you enough to tear your sack off, you will need to consider how your balls will aid your future boners.
Cancer
If tension has been building within your love life you can expect to see a standoff this morning, dear Cancer, as the moon faces off with brooding chickens in your chicken barn. Your chickens are your friends! Go to them.
Leo
Emotionally stressful dreams threaten to disturb your slumber early this morning, dear Lion, as the Cancer moon faces off with brooding Pluto. Try sticking half-cucumbers up your dung hole.
Virgo
Try not to nurture any grudges this morning, dear Virgo, as the Cancer moon faces off with brooding Pluto. This celestial exchange could bring forth desires of getting raped.
Libra
Issues within your professional life could eat away at you this morning, dear Libra, as the Cancer moon faces off with brooding Pluto. Try not to shit all over like filthy fuckhead.
Scorpio
You may feel as though others are restricting your voice today, dear Scorpio, as the Cancer moon faces off with brooding Pluto. In turn, you should tell them to go fuck themselves to the moon and back.
Sagittarius
Try not to flaunt your financial gains today, dear Sagittarius, as the Cancer moon faces off with brooding Pluto. This cosmic climate could instigate some scumbag to knife you in the stairwell.
Capricorn
The vibe could feel a little on edge this morning, dear Capricorn, as the Cancer moon faces off with intense Pluto. This cosmic climate could be like a hailstorm of corncobs.
Aquarius
Your stress levels may elevate as the Cancer moon faces off with brooding Pluto this morning, dear Aquarius, especially if you've been putting ephedrine in your asparagus, which rhymes with Aquarius.
Pisces
You may want to take a break from your favorite news sources this morning, dear Pisces, as the Cancer moon faces off with intense Pluto. This means no reading about how a black stole this stuff somewhere.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,212,535
While I do think that elements like genetics and upbringing are an influence on personality, it's just common sense that human personality is largely determined by balls of plasma that are trillions of miles away from Earth.
chester joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,212,548
@1,212,527 (boof) > You may find yourself a bit closed off when you awaken this morning, sweet ram, as the moon faces off with Pluto in our skies. Try not to fixate on your cock, as it could take you down a terrible place
very solid absolutely true. won't think about my cock at work today