Topic: Who on MC would be in your zombie apocalypse survivor team?
jump? started this discussion 15 years ago #10,796
Pick 4 others.
Im fat, so it's unlikely I would survive. No reason to make a list. I'd just pick chicks so I could try to bang them, anyway.
Im fat, so it's unlikely I would survive. No reason to make a list. I'd just pick chicks so I could try to bang them, anyway.
ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #192,436
Hmm...
Sim, Fuchs, Mex, and Becky.
Sim, Fuchs, Mex, and Becky.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,439
Ks seems like the survivalist type, Nega's levelheaded enough, Ninjj just 'cause he's good people like that, aaand probably Mr. Rogers.
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,440
I'd have Ks, Leo, Fats, and Tekamine
Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,444
Nobody. I'd raid a liquor store, sit in my basement, drink, and wait to die.
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,450
Carebear (she'd be used as bait), Clay Aiken, Clay Aiken, and Clay Aiken.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,451
Leo Vegas, Fats Ferguson, Mexxx, and Ks. Fuck. Yeah.
@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
And Carebear is I could have a sixth for bait/rape. You get the idea.
@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
And Carebear is I could have a sixth for bait/rape. You get the idea.
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jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,453
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,455
I guess Broseph and Tekamine would have to fight to the death to determine who gets on my team.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,456
jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,458
I should of edited topic to be "Who would you have an orgy with on MC"
ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,459
jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,460
@192,451 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
If you kept a woman around as bait and to rape, you would be the bad guy in the movie. Zombie carebear would likely end up eating you.
If you kept a woman around as bait and to rape, you would be the bad guy in the movie. Zombie carebear would likely end up eating you.
jump? (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,461
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,462
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,464
@192,453 (jump?)
> Clay Aiken doesn't post here
He's responsible for 3/4 of MC's pro child-loving threads, actually. Ask the mods.
> Clay Aiken doesn't post here
He's responsible for 3/4 of MC's pro child-loving threads, actually. Ask the mods.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,465
ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,466
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,467
To4str
Psycopath
Carebear
Depressionman
It's the dream team that would own you all.
Psycopath
Carebear
Depressionman
It's the dream team that would own you all.
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,469
@previous (H)
> To4str
> Psycopath
> Carebear
> Depressionman
>
> It's the dream team that would own you all.
lol 10/10 bud would lol again
> To4str
> Psycopath
> Carebear
> Depressionman
>
> It's the dream team that would own you all.
lol 10/10 bud would lol again
ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,470
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,471
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,472
@192,467 (H)
No it wouldn't. To4ster would get his dick bitten off by a bunch of zombie little boys, Psychopath would get torn to shreds by every black zombie in Detroit because his FULLY AUTOMATIC AK47 would jam, Depressionman would get drunk and pretend that the zombies were New Orleans vampires turning him, and Carebear would get raped according to everyone else in this thread, and her vagina is probably what starts the zombie apocalypse in the first place (j/k <3 u currburr)
No it wouldn't. To4ster would get his dick bitten off by a bunch of zombie little boys, Psychopath would get torn to shreds by every black zombie in Detroit because his FULLY AUTOMATIC AK47 would jam, Depressionman would get drunk and pretend that the zombies were New Orleans vampires turning him, and Carebear would get raped according to everyone else in this thread, and her vagina is probably what starts the zombie apocalypse in the first place (j/k <3 u currburr)
Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,474
I don't think you could simply pick four. I would have made this thread as in "who would serve which archetype role/class in a zombie scenario".
By that I mean, who is the heavy arms, who is the hacker, who is the medic, who is the cook, who is the scout, who is the weapons expert, who is the leader/medium character with these traits, etc. Think maybe along the lines of TF2, but that isn't a perfect analogy.
All I know is I would want to have the spirit of Bruce Campbell. The rest is self-explanatory.
By that I mean, who is the heavy arms, who is the hacker, who is the medic, who is the cook, who is the scout, who is the weapons expert, who is the leader/medium character with these traits, etc. Think maybe along the lines of TF2, but that isn't a perfect analogy.
All I know is I would want to have the spirit of Bruce Campbell. The rest is self-explanatory.
jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,475
@192,464 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Oh. My mistake.
There was a contestant on American Idol who said he was like clay Aiken because he loved children. He sang the song from American Juniors which was american idol for kids (really it was for pedos though). The guy couldn't sing, but his creep factor was a perfect 10.
Oh. My mistake.
There was a contestant on American Idol who said he was like clay Aiken because he loved children. He sang the song from American Juniors which was american idol for kids (really it was for pedos though). The guy couldn't sing, but his creep factor was a perfect 10.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,476
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@192,474 (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
nearly everyone here would be in the mental breakdown and get us all killed archetype
@192,474 (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
nearly everyone here would be in the mental breakdown and get us all killed archetype
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RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,477
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,478
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,480
@192,476 (J)
Oh man, I should've picked this. It's like a fucking grab bag, you have no idea who you're teaming up with!
Oh man, I should've picked this. It's like a fucking grab bag, you have no idea who you're teaming up with!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,482
Nexus, because he has guns and cars, Ks, because he's a survivalist biker and probably has a gun, Leo Vegas, he could do live podcasts to keep morale up and I'm pretty sure that he has a gun, and finally dreamworks just because.
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Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,485
@192,476 (J)
Good point. That's why I summon the spirit of Ash Williams to master the art of the boomstick and chainsaw.
Good point. That's why I summon the spirit of Ash Williams to master the art of the boomstick and chainsaw.
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,489
@192,482 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I have guns and a truck :/
not to mention tools to rebuild our great empire of psychotic fucktards
I have guns and a truck :/
not to mention tools to rebuild our great empire of psychotic fucktards
jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,492
@192,482 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Guns, cars, trucks, skills, all irrelevant to me if they don't have a pussy.
Guns, cars, trucks, skills, all irrelevant to me if they don't have a pussy.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,498
@192,485 (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)> implying spirits wouldn't be on the zombies side
i imagine they'd be kinda piss you waking them up, and will help teh zombies for teh lulz,
also
> summon
picture related
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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,499
@192,492 (jump?)
I have all that plus gadgets like you would not believe. I'm like fucking MacGyver.
I have all that plus gadgets like you would not believe. I'm like fucking MacGyver.
Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,500
@192,498 (J)
Spirit, not spirits. There is no "they". I would certainly allow Ash Williams to possess me for the sake of this survival effort. I will gladly succumb to that. The Necronomicon has permitted far worse to happen.
Spirit, not spirits. There is no "they". I would certainly allow Ash Williams to possess me for the sake of this survival effort. I will gladly succumb to that. The Necronomicon has permitted far worse to happen.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #192,501
bobby2sox !!ztPBX/o0I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,623
Can I be on the team? I could be useful.
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,647
The Owl !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,665
Syntax, Indy the Great and Necrochick.
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,749
@192,451 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Wow, really Broseph? Talking about using a 17-year-old for rape? Haha. What a fucking comedian you are, and so female-friendly! No wonder you're so popular here.
Die.
Wow, really Broseph? Talking about using a 17-year-old for rape? Haha. What a fucking comedian you are, and so female-friendly! No wonder you're so popular here.
Die.
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,754
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,795
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,800
Carebear, Salty, Triptych, and to4str
bobby2sox !!ztPBX/o0I replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,802
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,816
@192,749 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
And yet, Carebear still likes me more than you. I wonder why.
How's unemployment treating you? I find it hard to believe that you're even trying to find a job.
And yet, Carebear still likes me more than you. I wonder why.
How's unemployment treating you? I find it hard to believe that you're even trying to find a job.
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swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,818
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,824
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swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,832
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,848
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,850
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,851
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,852
@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
I've experienced this same phenomenon. Maybe we should ask GHOUL to investigate?
I've experienced this same phenomenon. Maybe we should ask GHOUL to investigate?
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,855
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,858
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,861
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,864
@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
Wouldn't it be fun if he suddenly started channeling Marilyn Monroe?
Wouldn't it be fun if he suddenly started channeling Marilyn Monroe?
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,866
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,868
@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
We need to start posting on his board and make vague references to sex with presidents and death by drug overdose.
We need to start posting on his board and make vague references to sex with presidents and death by drug overdose.
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #192,871
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I'd be down with this. Let's see if we can get anyone else to, as well.
I'd be down with this. Let's see if we can get anyone else to, as well.