Topic: Drunk Man Pees on Sleeping Girl During JetBlue Flight
Syntax started this discussion 15 years ago#10,773
Good morning. With your coffee, here's a classic What Not to Do! Do not...get on a plane and consume "eight alcoholic beverages." We're all for drinking while flying -- riding, not driving -- for the nerve-soothing purposes, but even on a flight from Portland, Oregon to New York City, eight is a bit...much. (If we are telling you that, you know it's true.)
Then! Do not wait to use the restroom. It will likely be occupied. Go as soon as you have the urge. But do not go until you are safely esconced in a lavatory. Do not go, for instance, after you've stumbled about a bit and ended up five rows in front of your seat, next to an 11-year-old girl who might or might not be sleeping.
And then, do not pee on her leg.
For as sure as we're right here behind your computer screen, you will quickly be busted by her father, who will not be happy. In fact, he will want to beat you senseless.
According to a person who saw this whole thing actually happen, reports the New York Post,
"I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face," said the witness, who asked not to be identified.
"The father was screaming, 'F - - k that kid! I don't want him near my family!' " the passenger said.
When you respond to the tune of, "I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg," matters will not much be helped. You will be arrested when the plane lands. All for something really quite preventable.
Take a lesson from this, Robert Vietze, 18-year-old Vermont man, heavy plane drinker, indecent exposer, pee-apologist. Take a lesson. ________________________
Another article about this has
But the 5½-hour flight from hell was not over yet.
Roughly an hour before the plane landed, another passenger began to complain of chest pains, then vomited.
"Is anybody on this flight a nurse or a doctor?" the pilot said over the public-address system. "We have a medical emergency."
With no volunteers, the flight crew kept the man calm and tried to tidy him up, again raiding the liquid-soap container.
"The pilots kept coming out of the cockpit to talk to the flight crew about what was going on," the witness said. "When we landed, the pilot warned us that police were coming."
Six Port Authority cops met the plane at the gate at around 6:30 a.m.
Two escorted the ill passenger off, and four took Vietze into custody.
Vietze was issued a federal summons for indecent exposure and released.
** I R off to Enjoy my Beach 0 Blue ya all find some fun in the Sun or if its evening then sum fun @Nite
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#192,047
Wow, Syntax. Kinda wish you'd have posted a fucking link instead of summarizing it in your dyslexic retard-babble.
!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#192,141
lol.
Jetblue sucks. If you miss your connecting fight, they ain't goin to do shit. You can call the managers and call the owner of Jetblue, they don't care. The most they'll do is give you a discount at a hotel. They will not pay for your hotel or provide meal coupons.
Syntax (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#192,181
@192,047 (F)
Wot? I R sorry for not posting the source and there were two but as 2 the story I did not add or change one single word
Should have used quotes. The two sources were newspaper sources and if you insist I will look them up.
I R just the messenger but YOU do prove prejudiced thinking my Dyslexia had any part of wot eye posted for YOU you U Yu
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#192,196
@previous (Syntax)
halfway through that bottle of cheap wine already, i see.
Syntax (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#192,208
@previous (D)
About 1/2 way through a glass of 2002 Hourglass Cabernet Sauvignon. Boutique wine and damn good.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#192,213
@previous (Syntax)
just be careful not to get so drunk you fall over and hurt yourself, matt.
Syntax (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#192,214
@previous (D)
Again you show the lowcow IQ of Itamake who can b 4given re bad health and broken heart re poor care of own body.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#192,216
@previous (Syntax)
says the man who claims to have been at DEFCON in las vegas from august 4th to 8th and yet there are photos of LBG floating around being at kate sessions park in san diego on august 7th. you're a shit tier troll who can't keep up with your own lies, matt
Syntax (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#192,218
@previous (D)
If you look at my post here back b4 DEFCON I said I would be at Vegas on Friday and leave Sunday morning for a Park Concert.
Nice try no Cigar. Got the work done as planned and picked up two new clients and could have bugged out Sat Evening and IF eye had it to do over again wood have.
So many choices plus if you follow me and eye know U do. I often wish eye could clone myself so eye could do all there is 2 do in any given day.
Dancing at Kate Sessions and do look at Pics on Web of View of SD Bay and all the way to Islands of Mexico and free parking and they USED to allow open bottles of whatEver - Just a most purrrrrfect day and actually far more fun then DEFCON by miles.
DEFCON was in fact BORING but worth the trip re paid to attend nor can client grip about me picking up new clients.