Topic: 1 Corinthians 15:20-22
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #107,629
For now is Christ risen from the dead, and become the firstfruits of them that slept. For since by man come death, by man come also resurrection of the dead. For in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive.
Matt "The Shagger" Hancock joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,209,047
@OPenis
Nice fantasy novel, but Jesus still isn't real. Thanks.
Nice fantasy novel, but Jesus still isn't real. Thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,049
@previous (Matt "The Shagger" Hancock)
Then why do we have a Roman document that mentions a Jew named Jesus?
Then why do we have a Roman document that mentions a Jew named Jesus?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,050
Organized religion is a scam made to entrap lonely, easily preyed upon individuals, who are trying desperately to find acceptance anywhere they can. Thanks.
Matt "The Shagger" Hancock replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,051
@1,209,049 (A)That entire "religion" was invented by Roman bureaucrats for the sake of political expediency. Thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,053
@previous (Matt "The Shagger" Hancock)
The Romans were too busy sucking off Zeus, oops, I mean, Jupiter.
The Romans were too busy sucking off Zeus, oops, I mean, Jupiter.
Matt "The Shagger" Hancock replied with this 3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,054
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,055
Matt "The Shagger" Hancock replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,056
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 40 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,057
@previous (Matt "The Shagger" Hancock)
I'd rather be a Christcuck than a Christian and you know I'm right, bitch.
I'd rather be a Christcuck than a Christian and you know I'm right, bitch.
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,060
Jesus was just first century LARPing. Thanks.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,080
This thread is a piece of SHIT.
Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,082
@1,209,060 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Jesus was the first crack LARPer. It wouldn't be unreasonable to say he caused Eco's death.
Jesus was the first crack LARPer. It wouldn't be unreasonable to say he caused Eco's death.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,084
Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,087
@previous (F)
There isn't one, seeing as OP is just quoting from Abrahamic bibles, and obviously obsessively follows the "teachings" of their "messiah".
There isn't one, seeing as OP is just quoting from Abrahamic bibles, and obviously obsessively follows the "teachings" of their "messiah".
Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,209,122
THE LIBERAL DEMO TENANTS ARE THE OPPOSITES OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
GO FIGURE.
GO FIGURE.
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