Topic: I'm heading over to my girlfriends place.

Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 3 years ago #107,592

Where I'm going to take a phat shit and perpetually block her toilet.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,208,835

I'm sure she isn't irritated by that at all.

Lady D !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,837

Before the thread loaded I presumed it was about taking a shit, and I was pleasantly correct

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,838

Which girlfriend?

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,839

@previous (D)
Zimbabwe one. I was at the Portuguese one last night.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,840

So when's the breakup happening?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,841

@1,208,839 (Erik !AltRitexT6)

> Zimbabwe one. I was at the Portuguese one last night.

For an English nationalist you sure do seem to give English girls a wide berth in favour of those damn foreigners.

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,848

@previous (F)
Tbh English girls are a pain in the arse.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,851

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Do they have a penis?

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,852

@1,208,840 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I keep meaning to do but it just doesn't happen

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,853

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Quit being a pussy and do it already

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,855

@1,208,848 (Erik !AltRitexT6)

> Tbh English girls are a pain in the arse.

In what ways?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,857

@previous (F)
Probably not willing to put of with the toilet clogging, and him generally being an asshole.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,918

@1,208,839 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Is she black?

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,933

@previous (H)
No, but the Portuguese one is brown which mean I can't be racist.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,934

@1,208,840 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
This is the point of the clog. By clogging her toilet every time he goes to her house, Svet will make her dump him and thus avoid the awkwardness of her discovering his cheating. It's actually quite brilliant.

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