Topic: Should the mods here start doing the teardrop tattoos from their eyes?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #107,572

One for each ban?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,208,626

Comparing your ban to murder is a bit of an exaggeration.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,629

@previous (B)
My ban? I said nothing about myself.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,630

Well it's 9th and Hennepin
All the donuts have
Names that sound like prostitutes
And the moon's teeth marks are
On the sky like a tarp thrown over all this
And the broken umbrellas like
Dead birds and the steam
Comes out of the grill like
The whole goddamned town is ready to blow
And the bricks are all scarred with jailhouse tattoos
And everyone is behaving like dogs
And the horses are coming down Violin Road
And Dutch is dead on his feet
And the rooms all smell like diesel
And you take on the
Dreams of the ones who have slept here
And I'm lost in the window
I hide in the stairway
I hang in the curtain
I sleep in your hat
And no one brings anything
Small into a bar around here
They all started out with bad directions
And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear
One for every year he's away she said, such
A crumbling beauty, but there's
Nothing wrong with her that
$100 won't fix, she has that razor sadness
That only gets worse
With the clang and the thunder of the
Southern Pacific going by
As the clock ticks out like a dripping faucet
Till you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin
And you spill out
Over the side to anyone who'll listen
And I've seen it
All through the yellow windows
Of the evening train

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,631

@1,208,629 (A)
Whose ban, then, is like murder?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,634

@OP

> One for each ban?

Meta's would look like a bukkake of blue ink.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,635

@1,208,631 (B)
No one's. It is a simple joke. Autists cannot detect humor.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,636

@1,208,634 (D)
lol

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,637

@1,208,635 (A)
Not funny.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,638

@1,208,635 (A)

> No one's. It is a simple joke. Autists cannot detect humor.

That's because he only has you to follow around all day and night and eating his own cum as life's pleasures.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,640

@previous (D)
hahaha is that you, Hank Splatters?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 17 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,641

@1,208,637 (E)
Like I said...

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,645

@1,208,640 (A)
No I am the ghost of Dr Richard Warnock today lol

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,646

@1,208,635 (A)
Where's the punchline?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,648

@1,208,645 (D)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,649

@1,208,646 (B)
Not all jokes have punchlines.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,651

@previous (A)
Good jokes do.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,652

@previous (B)
comedy is much more complex that a setup and a punchline. But again, Autists cannot detect humor, so this "conversation" is over.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,653

@previous (A)
Your humor is like Chris-chan's humor. We know you're trying to make a joke. It simply isn't funny.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,679

@1,208,652 (A)
You compared a ban from an obscure forum to a murderer.

I fail to see how this is funny.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,685

@previous (B)
He's wrapping you around his little finger. Just walk away.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,686

@previous (F)
He's a 50 year old alcoholic who has spent the last 25 years posting every night on an obscure internet forum. He lost control of his life well before Clinton was president. He sure as hell isn't in control of anything here.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,688

@previous (E)
the fact that you literally cannot stop replying to him says otherwise lol. Watch: you will not be able to resist replying to this post.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,690

@1,208,686 (E)
You've been obsessively cataloguing his every word and movement since well before clinton was president. Stop stroking his ego.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,693

@previous (F)
Hahaha

Hello OP replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,694

@1,208,690 (F)
Hi OP!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,695

@previous (Hello OP)
Wrong.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,698

@1,208,694 (Hello OP)
Not OP. Mods can confirm.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,699

@1,208,688 (A)
Watch: you cannot stop posting on minichan. You will be here until you die.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,711

@previous (E)
If he does you will be right there watching him if you live long enough. You'll never break the Matt addiction you have. You like Syntax will carry this with you and will be in your head in your last hour on earth.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,713

@previous (D)
lol Syntax died of COVID. According to nurses, his last word was “Maaaatttttt…”

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 18 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,714

@1,208,711 (D)
Syntax hasn't even posted here for the last 15 years. Rent free for all these years!

Anonymous E double-posted this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,715

@1,208,713 (A)
Syntax hasn't even posted here for the last 15 years. Rent free for all these years!

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,716

@1,208,713 (A)
It would not surprise me in the least!

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,717

@1,208,715 (E)
Yes he has. You are reaching now trying to keep up.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,722

@previous (D)
You sure know a lot about him. Sure you're not obsessed?

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,739

@previous (E)
Who's him?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,741

@previous (D)
Who were you referring to?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,752

@1,208,685 (F)
What would you recommend I do? Eat a doughnut?

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,754

@previous (B)
Stop letting him play you like a fiddle.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 36 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,755

@previous (F)
He stalked and harassed a poor old man in California for half his life.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,758

@previous (B)
You've been raging non-stop in this thread for six hours. Please, for the sake of your mental health, just take a step back.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,759

@previous (F)
How many chins do you think OP has?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 33 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,760

@1,208,758 (F)
And here you are too. Practice what you preach.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,761

@1,208,755 (B)

> He stalked and harassed a poor old man in California for half his life.

How many times do I have to tell you I am the one who stalked him. You are a fucking moron. Matt fucked with him all the time but he didn't go around searching for information on him. I did.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 38 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,762

@previous (D)

> How many times do I have to tell you

You seem upset.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,767

@previous (B)
Not in the least. But trying to get somethin through you moronic skull can be a bit frustrating at times. You are just so stupid and soooo obsessed with Matt. He has really got to you. Maybe you should go to a lawyer and see if you can sue for mental cruelty because he has control of your mind.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,768

ITT: OP reveals that he obsessively stalks Syntax across the web by searching for his catchphrase and clicking every single result.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,769

@1,208,630 (C)
Sup, Tom?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,770

@1,208,761 (D)
You seem obsessed.

Anonymous E double-posted this 3 years ago, 47 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,771

@1,208,767 (D)
You sound upset and delusional.

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