Topic: Can I ask YOU a SERIOUS question?
jump? started this discussion 15 years ago #10,756
Will you be my Internet girlfriend? You can make sexy videos for me where you eat boston creme pie out of panties (you squish it up in the panties so it looks like a mixture of vaginal leakage and shit). That's just one idea I have. There are more.
I can call you on skype and bitch about all the terrible problems in my life and you won't say anything about how they're all self created. You will just tell me you love me. Then we will have phone sex.
I get a target for my sexual frustration and we both don't have to feel so alone anymore.
I dont care if you are pretty as long as you can fake it. Either with someone else's pictures (maybe get an attractive friend to do them? Like, the one who told you about cheating on her BF, use that info) or with good angles, stage make-up and lighting.
I only have one request: you can't talk to another man. Ever. Even a family member. This extends into post break-up until ready to move on (you'll know when because itll be after I stop stalking you. Im not as persistent as leonidas. It won't be more than a year or so).
Hello, my future girlfriend!
I can call you on skype and bitch about all the terrible problems in my life and you won't say anything about how they're all self created. You will just tell me you love me. Then we will have phone sex.
I get a target for my sexual frustration and we both don't have to feel so alone anymore.
I dont care if you are pretty as long as you can fake it. Either with someone else's pictures (maybe get an attractive friend to do them? Like, the one who told you about cheating on her BF, use that info) or with good angles, stage make-up and lighting.
I only have one request: you can't talk to another man. Ever. Even a family member. This extends into post break-up until ready to move on (you'll know when because itll be after I stop stalking you. Im not as persistent as leonidas. It won't be more than a year or so).
Hello, my future girlfriend!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #191,660
Where do I send my resume and application fee?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #191,661
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #191,680
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
He has not taking account of what that Boston creme pie would do to her Pie. Yeast in that pie crust is not cumpatible with her oven so 2speak
Unless of course she wishes to grow yeast cells and that foam it produces for a science class.
Remind me about this when we meet up for that beer.
He has not taking account of what that Boston creme pie would do to her Pie. Yeast in that pie crust is not cumpatible with her oven so 2speak
Unless of course she wishes to grow yeast cells and that foam it produces for a science class.
Remind me about this when we meet up for that beer.
jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #191,684
jump? (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #191,685
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #191,690
@191,684 (jump?)
The simple contact of the Pie crust on her Pie wood after sum tyme produce a foam -- kinda like a head on a beer. One reason so many ads on TV for all those products to correct the Ph while at same tyme condemning yeast to a fast death.
Odd how we want yeast to make wine and beer but do not want it in a girls Pie or is that Oven of sorts?
The simple contact of the Pie crust on her Pie wood after sum tyme produce a foam -- kinda like a head on a beer. One reason so many ads on TV for all those products to correct the Ph while at same tyme condemning yeast to a fast death.
Odd how we want yeast to make wine and beer but do not want it in a girls Pie or is that Oven of sorts?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #191,700
@191,680 (Syntax)
I love you too bud. I haven't forgot about that beer. I have found some things more profitable to stay in Florida in lieu of taking a vacation, I am sure you can relate. But I promise you I will buy you a cold one soon.
I love you too bud. I haven't forgot about that beer. I have found some things more profitable to stay in Florida in lieu of taking a vacation, I am sure you can relate. But I promise you I will buy you a cold one soon.
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #191,705
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
No problemo and I wood be off making more money if I were willing to do serious travel around the world again but its SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER and the Beach needs my body. San Diego home brews re beer are becoming the super new business to be in. I just made my venture in2 wine so I doubt I will do the home brew thing on beer but sure are lots and lots of joints to try and then buy.
Laws of this State just changed so one can do beer tastings where they make the stuff just like the wine places. I still plan on setting up a Still to play with but South of this border re legal impossibilities from Feds for me to even play - Did as a kiddlet but I had no clue back then how illegal that was
No problemo and I wood be off making more money if I were willing to do serious travel around the world again but its SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER and the Beach needs my body. San Diego home brews re beer are becoming the super new business to be in. I just made my venture in2 wine so I doubt I will do the home brew thing on beer but sure are lots and lots of joints to try and then buy.
Laws of this State just changed so one can do beer tastings where they make the stuff just like the wine places. I still plan on setting up a Still to play with but South of this border re legal impossibilities from Feds for me to even play - Did as a kiddlet but I had no clue back then how illegal that was
jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #191,711
WHY DON'T I HAVE AN INTERNET GIRLFRIRND YET?! Fuck you bitxhes, you couldn't handle me anyway.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #191,732
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #191,733
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #191,753
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #191,759
@previous (B)
http://www.christiandatingforfree.com/
4 Sum reason I get a 404 error yet the page gives me the active link.
I am taken so me thinks Jumps solution is rite there. She will knell down and pray and by Multiasking she can give him a Blow job to receive holy water so 2speak
http://www.christiandatingforfree.com/
4 Sum reason I get a 404 error yet the page gives me the active link.
I am taken so me thinks Jumps solution is rite there. She will knell down and pray and by Multiasking she can give him a Blow job to receive holy water so 2speak
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #191,760
jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,766
!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,814
Yeah, sure. Why not?