Topic: If your shtick shticking shtickor with shticks did not arrive brand new today...

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #107,340

I AM VERY CLOSE TO A LONG BAN BUT I KEEP IGNORING POLITE WARNINGS 😂😂😂

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,205,590

now you're using AI to write your shtick posts?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,592

Is that a real item?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,594

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
probably a cheap plastic placebo item for idiots who watch so so so much porn at once that their phone gets uncomfortably warm

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,596

@1,205,592 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yes. It has dual shticks, an alloy cold shtick, and two shticks to cool the shticks, which use a shtick device to cool the shtick.

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 30 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,598

Mod: it is not a "shtick" if it really fucking happened, you fat stupid fuck.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,600

@previous (A)
Balding, middle-aged, obese alcoholic pedophile.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,608

@1,205,598 (A)
Why does your phone overheat so much?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,610

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It doesn't. It's a shtick.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 second later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,611

@1,205,608 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
From shticking it up his ass.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 49 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,613

@1,205,608 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Because I do lots of long films on it.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,614

@1,205,610 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yes, it does, fatty.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,615

@1,205,608 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Someone said watching porn, that'd be your best bet. He watches porn on his fone non-stop, I bet.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 7 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,616

@1,205,611 (F)
This would definitely prevent cooling! Maybe it IS a real thing. Sorry @OP I didn't realize the um, unique, way you use your phone was causing you these problems. .

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 18 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,618

@1,205,596 (A)

> Yes. It has dual shticks, an alloy cold shtick, and two shticks to cool the shticks, which use a shtick device to cool the shtick.

@1,205,598 (A)

> Mod: it is not a "shtick" if it really fucking happened, you fat stupid fuck.

cooling shtick, also this should be in Apple Mega Containment Topic

https://minichan.net/search?search_for=both&topic_headline=cooling+&message_body=&author_name=&date_after=&date_before=&sort_by=age

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Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 27 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,620

@1,205,614 (A)
Remind me which of us is diabetic again 😂😂😂

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 25 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,621

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I am. But, since I have changed my diet and lost 70 pounds, my A1C is in the normal range. Now, how much do you weigh?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,623

@previous (A)
295 today.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 46 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,625

@1,205,621 (A)
Why do you look like you've gained weight? How much do you weigh now?

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 28 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,626

@1,205,616 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Maybe he should create a butt fan.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,628

@previous (F)
And have it be made in Ukraine. They need all the help they can get. So you can support Ukraine while you walk around with electronics jammed up your ass.

Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,629

@1,205,625 (D)
Quite funny. I'll tell my weight to anyone who asks here. Yet he is reluctant to state his... 🤔

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,630

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Won't post a fasting bloodsugar either, despite his "normal A1C".

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 25 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,631

@1,205,625 (D)
I clearly look like I have lost weight. I have lost 70 pounds in the last four months or so.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,632

@1,205,629 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
then please tell us.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 years ago, 29 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,633

@1,205,630 (G)
Fasting blood sugar is not A1C, which just shows how ignorant you are. And, I posted it before, but you just said I was lying. Why post something when you will just deny it? How stupid of you.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,634

@1,205,632 (A)
I, Meta, weigh 295 (two hundred and ninety-five) pounds as of this morning. Now you go.

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 57 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,635

@1,205,633 (A)
Uh, fasting bloodsugar is directly related to A1C, you retard.

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Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,636

@1,205,631 (A)
No, I'm telling you, you look like you've gained weight. And you also seem out of breath all the time. Everything seems to point towards your health declining.

How much do you weigh?

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 28 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,637

@1,205,635 (G)

> Uh, fasting bloodsugar is directly related to A1C, you retard.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,638

@1,205,635 (G)
A1C is a three month average. A number at one specific second in history is irrelevant, you retard.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,639

@1,205,634 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I weigh 230 as of today.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,640

@1,205,638 (A)
Where did you get your medical degree?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,641

@previous (D)
Harvard Medical School. You?

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 3 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,642

@1,205,638 (A)
You really don't know much about how BG levels work, do you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 33 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,643

@previous (G)
I know very well, being diabetic. It fluctuates from time to time, day to day, hour to hour. That is why A1C is the valuable number: it is a three-month average.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 28 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,644

@1,205,641 (A)
Oxford

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,645

@previous (D)
Well, good day to you, fellow Doctor! It's nice to be among other educated men of medicine!

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,646

@previous (A)
Apparently you yanks don't understand the basics of blood glucose. Is that what you're communicating to me here?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 34 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,647

@previous (D)
No. I clearly explained it as it is. Boy, Oxford sure has gone downhill since I got my first PhD there.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,648

@previous (A)
Are you one of Harvard's "diversity" admissions? I hear that's a new thing that's happening across the pond.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,650

@previous (D)
No, nor a legacy. I earned my place, as I did in Oxford for my first, third, and fifth PhDs.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,654

@OP

> I AM VERY CLOSE TO A LONG BAN BUT I KEEP IGNORING POLITE WARNINGS 😂😂😂

👀

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,659

@1,205,650 (A)
So they just let in any old dumbass in now?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,660

@previous (D)
Get those 15 PhDs, and then we'll talk. Thanks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,662

@OP
Matt why do you ignore his polite warnings

Why can't you control yourself

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,667

@1,205,639 (A)

> I weigh 230 as of today.

@1,205,631 (A)

> I have lost 70 pounds in the last four months or so.

You're saying you weighed 300 pounds this summer?

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,671

@previous (I)
You can bet he's underplaying his actual weight. I'd place him closer to 400.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,702

@1,205,660 (A)

> Get those 15 PhDs, and then we'll talk. Thanks.

So now you're a medical expert? This just keeps getting better and better.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,704

@previous (F)
Among many other fields, yes.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,707

@previous (A)
Yea, ok.

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