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Topic: FAO: Females, a request

jump? started this discussion 15 years ago #10,712

(read ahead only if legal in your location and the US for you to read) To be blunt, I have very particular tastes. I need some images to fap to, and maybe if you are the type you could snap a few photos for me. I just have very specific things I like. I'm not demanding, of course, so if you'd like to do one or two or all of these, I would greatly appreciate it.

1. Wearing only stockings, mittens, and any type of winter hat (preferably someone with long hair so you can see it coming out of the hat). Just a shot of you in that while grabbing both your breast and suspended from the side of a buidling.

2. Naked and masturbating while hang gliding over the grand canyon.

3. Masturbating In the doggystyle position, looking slightly back but with eyes closed, your toes curled up to suggest a moment of exstacy and showing off blue chipped toenail polish while on the back of a wild mustang in full gallop.

4. In bed, wearing a white tank top and Cotten panties, being eaten by a snake.

5. Masturbating while using your leg as a dildo. Knee deep. I guess you will need to be kind of flexible.

Thanks in advance. I'm already hard, so some expedience would be appreciated.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #190,942

you forgot the part about age limit

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,944

That's hot.

jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,948

@190,942 (B)
I said to only read if it was legal. Kids cant read sexually explicit things in the Us. Duh.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,950

@OP

> (read ahead only if legal in your location and the US for you to read) To be blunt, I have very particular tastes. I need some images to fap to, and maybe if you are the type you could snap a few photos for me. I just have very specific things I like. I'm not demanding, of course, so if you'd like to do one or two or all of these, I would greatly appreciate it.
>
> 1. Wearing only stockings, mittens, and any type of winter hat (preferably someone with long hair so you can see it coming out of the hat). Just a shot of you in that while grabbing both your breast and suspended from the side of a buidling.
>
> 2. Naked and masturbating while hang gliding over the grand canyon.
>
> 3. Masturbating In the doggystyle position, looking slightly back but with eyes closed, your toes curled up to suggest a moment of exstacy and showing off blue chipped toenail polish while on the back of a wild mustang in full gallop.
>
> 4. In bed, wearing a white tank top and Cotten panties, being eaten by a snake.
>
> 5. Masturbating while using your leg as a dildo. Knee deep. I guess you will need to be kind of flexible.
>
> Thanks in advance. I'm already hard, so some expedience would be appreciated.

Me thinks you need to set your needs a bit higher. Those tasks you ask for are so simple and not enough to peak the desires of a female to cumply 2 ur needs.

U need to cum up with a challenge to peek their interests.

jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,965

@previous (Syntax)
I don't care about their needs.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,968

@previous (jump?)
Well you didn't offer a price.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,969

hmm this is relevant to my interests

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,975

@190,965 (jump?)
Bull Shit. That song You can always get what you want - but not what you need.

Gals are very very very giving when they get what they want. Trust me on this lol

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,976

@previous (Syntax)
> but not what you need.
it actually goes "but you get what you need" lol

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,977

@previous (E)
U had to get technical eh

OP will not get what he needs unless THEY get what they need. I must admit gals have made some silly offers I did not take them up on lol

Wish I wood have on a couple of offers but hey that is life

jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,981

Look, I picked pretty simple outfits so it wouldn't take forever. Where are the fucking pictures. I'm having to use a rubber band to keep my erection and it ls starting to feel uncomfortable.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #190,984

@previous (jump?)
Y worry about keeping it?

U R going to have 10,000 more or 100,000 more over tyme. Me thinks no female genders r about 2nite n if r04r is around she is not about to help a dude out so me thinks u may have to wait.

Or did you think MC was sum sorta room service kind of deal?

jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #190,985

@previous (Syntax)
Yes. I find it very irritating when people keep me waiting.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,001

@OP

> In bed, wearing a white tank top and Cotten panties, being eaten by a snake.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/eyemjayare/ani_snake-eats-girl_sm.gif

Best I can do on short notice I'm afraid.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,002

@OP
Funniest thing I have read in a while. That made my day. Thanks bud.

cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,168

@190,948 (jump?)

laughingwhores.gif

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,169

@191,001 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
NOW that is ORAL taken to the extreme lol

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,213

Externally hosted image

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,224

Stop talking about posting child porn. Posts deleted, will ban if necessary.

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,228

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
> doohoo look at me being a super srs mod

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,229

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
mad

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,230

@previous (N)
> mad

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,231

@191,229 (N)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
She just jelly.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,241

@191,224 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Good job - Keeping this joint free of scat and pedo makes this a user friendly joint.

Looking at that other place you show up and if you notice the now increased scat flow - I need some kind of image filter or just filter out all the images so I do not have to view such shit.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,259

@previous (Syntax)
> yfw Stuff>Dashboard>Text mode
If you're referring to the place I think you are, of course.
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