Topic: My second cousin wants to marry me

JIM started this discussion 3 years ago #107,118

She's hot to be honest, like really hot, and I've wanked it to her pic many times. Turns out she wants to marry me. Should I do this?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,202,897

Just because she smiled politely at you when you paid for your gas doesn't mean she wants to marry you

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,898

@previous (B)
No, she told me directly. this time I'm 100% sure.

Daddy Logballs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,899

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Have you seen or smelled her poop yet? If not then buy yourself a little more time to decide.

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,900

@previous (Daddy Logballs)
Um, no?

mandark joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,901

oh yeah totally nothing wrong with that

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,905

@1,202,899 (Daddy Logballs)
In a culinary sense?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,919

@previous (E)
lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,920

Life pro tip: do not marry a family member.

Thank me later.

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,921

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But she is so beautiful!

mandark replied with this 3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,925

@1,202,920 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
what would you know about marrying your second cousin dweeb

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,956

wow two cousins want to marry you now

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,974

Somebody get Svet in here. He is our expert in this field, he's the best placed to advise Jim on this matter.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,975

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Right. Point the incest signal into the sky, m8.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,976

@1,202,974 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
We need syntax back for this one

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,978

They are good for fucking once, not marrying. Do you want your aunt to also be your mother in law?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,986

@1,202,921 (JIM)
There are lots of beautiful women who aren't also related to you. Marry one of them.
@1,202,925 (mandark)
Luckily, I don't know anything about that.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,987

@1,202,976 (J)
lol did Syntax post about wanting to fuck his cousin too? I don't remember that.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,988

This thread made me give up vegetarianism and I bought a lot of salami.

mandark replied with this 3 years ago, 50 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,993

@1,202,987 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
syntax fondly recalled fucking his cousin as a youth fairly often

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,994

@previous (mandark)
I guess you could say, she was in his 15-minute cum zone...

I'll show myself out.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 50 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,998

@1,202,993 (mandark)
That is some classic Syntax: proudly boasting about something, only to get unexpectedly negative reactions when the forum finds the boast to be either unbelievable or just weird.

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