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Topic: FAO: Syntax, I'm buying a surf board.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #10,710

What would you recommend?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #190,931

@OP

> What would you recommend?

Rent rent Rent and try try and try and borrow friends b4 you buy. Sorta same advice re skis. Rent the latest and greatest and try. One size does not fit all.

Frankly I bought used boards the first 1.5 years b4 buy my first new and frankly have 2many nor do I think my best new is all that much more better then my best used. Around here at Cardiff by the Sea one does NOT see a lot of new boards very often. People talk about getting a new this or that but end up with what they got used too. Me and Skis - HAVE to have the hot new ones - and with Bindings always always the NEW Latest high tech best rated - Never fool with what could break a leg on failure.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,932

@previous (Syntax)
Which one is the best, in your opinion, without the leash breaking? I've heard that numerous boards have this problem where the leash breaks... I do not want this to happen when I hit the ocean blue.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,945

@previous (A)
Ocean a Blue is Corrosive -- Sun and Salt Water make 4 leash not wot it should b
HowSomEver one can worry about nuff or 2much tire pressure in car tires or is my shoe leather 2much or 2little. Leash breaks? Hummmmmmmmmm me thinks U B trolling eh

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,949

@previous (Syntax)
*ocean BLU

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,952

Externally hosted image@previous (C)
Ocean a Blue South of Thee at Ocean Beach San Diego

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,079

@190,945 (Syntax)
Can you even name a type of surfboard? You've been asked several times for a recommendation on a brand, and have been asked specifically what type you use.

Why do you dodge seemingly simple questions and respond to question no one asked you?

1. What type of board do you use
2. What board manufacturers are good?

I'll make it super easy, can you even name a surf board company?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,080

@previous (D)
Eye wood blame m a t t m i l l e r for his pedophilia, which eels said that he supports re: 10 mile satellite re: cardiff bye t c eye will b hopefully having time for a 1o mile run

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,086

@previous (Syntax)

Very well done, 8/10

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,108

@191,079 (D)
Anyone can look up types of boards on Google - Anyone can ask me what I use and I did answer OTHER then name the brand of new boards I have chosen to buy as my personal choice.

So Y do I not name the brand? Simple - Small shop which is one of many well known around HERE - It wood open the one phone line the owner has to harassment. He only has three employees and has become a friend who is over often for parties. His email would get spammed so its not like I cannot after all of my years on net spot them Trolls looking to cause grief LMAO

Nice try but no cigar. Last year I got a note from Qualcomm re some snail mail some wanker sent in re Me me ME - Later that week in a meeting at Q I brought that note up as a subject and we all had a huge laff. The intent of course was to make me look like a bad guy.

Nice try but no cigar. After all I have all those stock options - Its not like they can take them away from me. Plus Zillions cashed in at this point anyway. Its not like anything anyone says about me will be paid attention too when its a company in the biz of communications and in fact makes NOISE on purpose as the key to how CDMA works. So when someone sent in noise that was of the Incoherent order without a means to correlate it - Well it sure was good for a laff.

Bothering the surf board maker wood not b or hummmmm maybe - give so few shops I will in advance warn of possible search and seek missions - er thanks for the advance warning

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,132

@previous (Syntax)
TL;DR I can't answer your question becuase [insert arbitrary excuse].

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,136

@previous (D)
eye c thru your disguise matt miller

dont you have pedophilia to do?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,139

@previous (Syntax)
Shut up matt. Calling other people you doesn't make you not yourself.

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Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,141

@previous (D)
eye am like the penis

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,161

Externally hosted image@previous (Syntax)
@191,132 (D)
@191,080 (Syntax)
@191,136 (Syntax)
again so many imps 2day eh

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The Owl !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,279

@previous (Syntax)

It's fun. I once convinced Masked Bastard that I was you on ghoul, and then pretended that I was Indy the Great pretending to be you.

Fats Ferguspam !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,304

This thread went back in time and killed Amy Whinehouse.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,460

@191,279 (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)

LoL and you know I fully approve of what you did. Where did you pull that off? I created a new persona as well as being ultra extra careful with my text and strung MB along for a few weeks to pull out some necessary info. He knows I broke into his work computer and have lots on him, but hard core facts like SS# and credit scores do not provide all I wanted to know. He gave me exactly what I was looking for before I ended up exposed.

@previous (Fats Ferguspam !BBbudGf3kM)
Wot?

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jump? joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,467

WTF. Syntax is depressionman.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,469

@previous (jump?)
To hide their nipples, as well as add padding and not look flat-chested.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,508

@191,467 (jump?)
Only for those in2 tooth fairy and such
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On what? B more specific please

Syntax double-posted this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,540

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You said
> What information did you get on your own and what information do you pretend that you got on your own?

Now IF its in reference to a Dox I updated yesterday and now that content from a family photo album is showing up on Chans

Yes that was me and not some imposter that changed the Dox.

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Syntax triple-posted this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,549

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Not here at MC - r04r gets all upset and ends up with PM's to me lol

Sum subjects are forbidden at MC as you must b aware of - So 4 get about THAT

What did you mean by
> What information did you get on your own and what information do you pretend that you got on your own?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,602

All right. I was looking at maybe going high end on a Plastic Fantastic Stinger surfboard but it's kind of expensive. What would be a good starter board to rent if I went to a shop? I'm not sure how tail shape and and fin act in controlling the waves with this model, but I don't want to wipe out too many times if I'm renting. What is a newbie supposed to do?

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,631

@previous (A)
That is an easy question to answer. My experience in the wiping out seemed to have nada to do with the boards I rented or borrowed. Everyone I tried "WORKED" It was my inexperience that caused the wipe outs. It was later I discovered and that was after talking to many I surf with - Its like skis Exactly like skis. Trade offs. Tail shapes vs length vs me thinks Body weight really enters that equation. So you know I am an Engineer rite? Its all Science/Physics.

Want to crank off sum turns? You learn if you step back to drop the fins - then those fins may work far more like brakes just when you doooooon't want that action. So there is no magic solution that works for me that will work for you. Borrowing someones board around here is as simple as offering the guy a cup of coffee and a donut for just one run. Trying a wide variation of Fins at first and I was clueless because early on I did not factor in the length or weight of me vs the board. Gravity & Buoyancy vs the Brakes (fins) Ur center of Mass is going to be different them mine!! Unless you weigh what I do. And just EXACTLY as in Skiing its how you make the most minor of changes on that board that have a HUGE effect on how well you do. Center of GRAVITY on Skis gets you exactly the same thing on a Surf board!!!

So IF I had it all do over again I wood have saved much tyme by only asking Surfers for the quick try of their board,,,, If they weighed about the same as me and for sure one mistrake I kept on making was borrowing a board from a high skilled surfer who often have the most minimum of fins for braking (so to speak)

I think I rented at about 1/2 dozen shops and then bought a used board which I still own and favor as its been repaired so often and everyone tells me that's no good re over all balance yet it still works so damn well for me. So sure I do use the three new boards and they only differ by length and of course the long board is in total different all around.

Ya learn to balance real fast or wipe out even faster. Get over confident and that's a good thing because you need to WIPE Out to test your limits of skill vs board action. For that first two years I still think the board was not at all important compared to me developing skill sets. Probably dumb of me cause I sure know better when it cums to downhill skis. With Skies its so easy to get a fast comparison but waves are nothing like mountain slopes in repeat ability.

Talk to the locals where you are going to surf and really just sum coffee goes a long way. People still argue like crazy about wax's but my skill level may never be good enough to judge wax. In cross country down hill I had the same exact problem. Here I only change brands of Wax on a Warm Ocean vs colder vs very cold ocean. Few agree with me but I still wax the bottom of my boards with a special formulation because I took extensive Physics classes in School and it just makes sense but I fully admit I cannot prove that tiny amount of friction difference makes much difference except in maybe bolstering my confidence to try tricks which I often end up wiping out in lol

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,669

@previous (Syntax)
what kind of crabhat would you recommend??

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,672

@previous (L)
None ever but did as many know dance with
One that a 14 year old wood wear when her friend asked me to dance with that girl. No crab it was a Crawdad hat

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Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,677

@previous (Syntax)
i hear dm beat you in some kind of dance competition years ago

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #191,688

@previous (L)
LOL

You are aware that that basement dweller photo shops pics such as the ones of a travel log of a bike adventure including taking years off of the then current weight. If you pay any attention to the tyme he posts vs tyme outside of parents basement and its a STEP Mom not mother he lives with (See the updated dox via yesterday for proof)

Notice you have not once even seen him with a Gal including a fake photoshop pic which should tell u sumpting but hey you are trolling and you already know that much eh

FAT people do not dance re laws of physics. Momentum is what it is as in Inertia vs what it takes to overcome "moment of" which is the operative word in Physics

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,845

@191,460 (Syntax)

> Where did you pull that off?

Ghoul 2.0

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,924

@previous (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
Pull what off? I R Confucius

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,926

@previous (Syntax)

Perhaps you could give me some wise advice, then.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,927

@previous (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
You want advice about the Pussycat?

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,930

@previous (Syntax)

Who is the Pussycat?

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,932

@previous (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'


II
Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.


III
'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

The Owl !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,939

@previous (Syntax)

Oh, you mean Tabatha. Don't make me think about that backstabbing wench. She got everything she deserved.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,954

ITT: DM sockpuppet and one of his asslickers divert the topic because Syntax doesn't know shit about surf boards.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,956

@previous (A)
Agreed. Get the broom.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,960

Externally hosted image@191,939 (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
Tabatha? No clue who she b

@191,954 (A)

Just where/when/how/ Did eye ever say eye knew shit about Surf boards? I have areas of expertise in many things but NOT NOT NOT Surf boards. They still remain a mystery to Thee.

Much like Skis where I could do research and on occasions have - Its just a technical area I have no tyme or interest to bcum expert @

Life has so many choices and so little tyme. 2DAY eye get to spend more tyme at my Ocean a Blue

Keep ur eyes on the hours away from this joint and C

Or look at this for a few seconds of view as its all u get without being a member and I bet the add will b truly lame. Alas a not good day re Ocean a Blue is more like a Lake 2day Yet the Beach is loaded with Friends and Eye Candy all trim and so far I cannot C one Land Whale that has made it across the Sand (Thank them many Gods)

http://www.surfline.com/surf-report/swamis-southern-california_4789/

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,961

@previous (Syntax)
You bore me, Matt.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,964

@previous (A)
Given your proof Of low IQ

U should be bored
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