Topic: We got a cute new girl at work

JIM started this discussion 3 years ago #107,077

Short hair, petite as fuck, very quiet, deep voice.

Why am I always attracted to lesbians and how can I resolve this issue?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,202,587

How do you know she is a lesbian?

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,588

@previous (B)
I asked her what kind of music she listened to, and she said "girl in red, obviously." Girl in Red is a queer icon for zoomers.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,590

@previous (JIM)
I'm not queer or a zoomer and I like Girl in Red lol. It's a guilty pleasure of mine, I know I'm a little removed from the target demographic. Don't jump to conclusions!

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,591

@previous (C)
You've inspired me. This incel is gonna get himself a socially retarded gender-confused partner!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,594

@previous (JIM)
You shouldn't talk about her that way. It's fucked up

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,596

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You got a bone to pick with me, pal?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,597

@previous (JIM)
Yes I do, buddy

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,599

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'm not your buddy, guy.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,600

@previous (JIM)
Not your guy, chief

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,601

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Not your chief, whitey.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,603

@previous (JIM)
You're whiter than me, gringa

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,605

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'm about 1/32 Cherokee.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,608

@previous (JIM)
That doesn't count

Why talk about this woman in such a way?

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,609

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It makes for good Minichan content.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,612

@previous (JIM)
You should take some of those coping classes for autists

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,613

Thank goodness this isn't Svet.

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JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,614

@1,202,612 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'm no autist.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,615

@previous (JIM)
Have you been tested

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,616

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
No. I don't even know how that process works. My therapist tells me I'm bipolar and don't have borderline personality disorder, despite my attempts to convince her that I do.